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Andrew: Why Did My Last Two Brain Cells Have To Be A Sad One And A Dumb One
Andrew: why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a dumb one
Tobey: Gee, Andrew, why do you get two brain cells ???
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Peter: wh a t d oe s bdsm s t a n d f or ??? Andrew: Bondag-
Tobey: BIBLE DELICIOUS SUPER MAN.
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Andrew spider-man: *practically annihilates team of super villains single handedly*
Deadpool: there goes and semblance or heterosexuality i had left in me.
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MJ: Do you take constructive criticism?
Peter, already crying: s u re w ha ts u p
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Aunt may, holding up baby trans peter: stinky
Uncle ben: no. dont be mean.
Aunt may, spinning them both around: Stinky bastard man
Uncle ben, distraught: nO.
Tobey, watching the whole thing: Naughty boy, brat bastard.
Peter: I t’ s tr u e, m y cr i me s a re un f or gi v ab le.
Uncle ben: NOOOOO !!
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More Posts from Thegayghost26
Tobey: I’m going to have a quiet afternoon.
Andrew and Peter holding shaving cream:
Tobey, staring them down: A. Quiet. Afternoon.
Andrew and peter:
Tobey: No.
Andrew and peter: :)
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Andrew: Can the world stop downplaying the existence of ADHD.
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[babysitting]
Wade: No swearing under my roof.
Peter, a bastard: H e c k
Wade: *loading a gun* YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE, PETEY BOY.
Wade:
Wade: oh shit.
spidey bros au
Wade: i have my own sense and set of morals dont try to call me out for anything. Because:
I know what i did and I dont care
Youre dead to me.
Peter: *furiously writing notes* ohmygosh mr deadpool you’re so-
Andrew: blocked.
Tobey: demented.
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May at 13 year old peter: if you’re going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Peter, nodding: of course, I can’t flip the table by myself
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May: hey-
Peter, returning home from screaming in the woods, daring an alien to take him in: I don’t wanna talk about it
Andrew: ...so a chicken walks into a bar-
deadpool, desperately trying to staunch the blood: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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[spidey-bros being interviwed]
Reporter: What is your reaction the public arguing whether the youngest spider-man is trans or not?
Tobey: oh for fucks-
Andrew, backing away: nooooo
Peter, grabbing the mic: whO THE FUCK THINKS IM C I S???
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Wade: man Im cold.
Andrew: here use my jacket.
Peter: :O
Peter: h-hey mj, im cold.
Mj, throwing a lighter at him: go wild.
Spider Bros in a Nutshell
Tobey! Peter: Older Bro. Geriatric af. Youth Pastor Vibes. Wise Sage Energy. Motivational Speaker. Gets mocked for being a Boomer™️! Jokes on them, he doesn’t even need any fancy tech to be Spider-Man. He’s the OG. Still doesn’t get memes.
Andrew! Peter: Middle bro. Middle Child™️. Insecure. Attention Seeking. Needs to be told that he’s amazing. Brags about being the tallest. Troll Energy. Film School Student Vibes. Bisexual. Picks on the little brother, but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts/upsets him.
Tom! Peter: Younger Bro. Literal Baby. Yet acts like he’s the oldest. Total Brat. Chaotic Gen Z Energy. Personality embodies every popular meme and vine of his generation. Brags about fighting with other super heroes and going to space. Has to keep his two older bros up to speed about literal everything.
Peter, whispering to andrew: you’re gay
Andrew: I know that
Peter: gay for wade?
Andrew: I did not know that.
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Deadpool: Aren’t we all just trying to be Morticia addams?
Peter: actually I’m trying to be Gomez addams
Deadpool: Honourable. Respectable. Where would we be without you
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[after a long patrol]
Peter, very tired: wow that’s a phat phucking cat
Tobey:
Tobey: pe- Spidey, that’s a raccoon.
Peter: i’ m taking he r home.