Andrew: Why Did My Last Two Brain Cells Have To Be A Sad One And A Dumb One

Andrew: why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a dumb one

Tobey: Gee, Andrew, why do you get two brain cells ???

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Peter: wh a t d oe s bdsm s t a n d f or ??? Andrew: Bondag-

Tobey: BIBLE DELICIOUS SUPER MAN.

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Andrew spider-man: *practically annihilates team of super villains single handedly*

Deadpool: there goes and semblance or heterosexuality i had left in me.

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MJ: Do you take constructive criticism?

Peter, already crying: s u re w ha ts u p

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Aunt may, holding up baby trans peter: stinky

Uncle ben: no. dont be mean.

Aunt may, spinning them both around: Stinky bastard man

Uncle ben, distraught: nO.

Tobey, watching the whole thing: Naughty boy, brat bastard.

Peter: I t’ s tr u e, m y cr i me s a re un f or gi v ab le.

Uncle ben: NOOOOO !!

Road signs into Kyiv displaying the already legendary quote “Russian Warship - Go fuck yourself” from the 13 men who died defending Snake Island when asked to surrender.

Tobey: I’m going to have a quiet afternoon.

Andrew and Peter holding shaving cream:

Tobey, staring them down: A. Quiet. Afternoon.

Andrew and peter:

Tobey: No.

Andrew and peter: :)

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Andrew: Can the world stop downplaying the existence of ADHD.

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[babysitting]

Wade: No swearing under my roof.

Peter, a bastard: H e c k

Wade: *loading a gun* YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE, PETEY BOY.

Wade:

Wade: oh shit.

#this is not the way i'm finding out

[tobey patrolling with peter]

Tobey: that’s my boy !!

Peter: !!

Goblin: *Kidnaps peter*

Tobey: NO! My boY !!

Peter: b r o t h e r h el p !

I think most of you know of the war between Russia and Ukraine and how it started today. As a Ukrainian myself, I don't want this war, nobody does. I live in Italy currently but I messaged my friends in Ukraine about the stituation and here are their responses:

-This is absolute madness! I heard an explosion this morning, shortly later there was an alarm and out teachers said to prepare because they would send everyone home. I'm preparing the bags, I'll text you later. (She's a college student)

-I don't know what to do... here in Kiev they're bombarding everything. My wife and kids have our bags ready and my wife's mother told us to come where she is, because the war hasn't started there yet. We would go right now if we could, but what's happening on the roads right now is pure madness. (Said by my Uncle)

-Look, I don't fully understand what's going on. Teachers said that we won't be going to school, grandma says that they will cut out the light and gas, I'm really scared.

-I don't know what to do, they took my son to the front to fight with Bielorussians. I don't want him there, I want him back at home! (This lady was bawling her eyes out when my mom called her)

Please consider that I'm a 14 years old teenage girl and I'm really scared for my relatives and friends there. I'm not asking you to reblog, I'm just spreading awareness.

And to you Ukrainians, stay safe. Хай Бог вас береже.