here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Judge: How Do You Plead?
Judge: How do you plead?
Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*
Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.
Chat Noir: Hot milky
Ladybug: just lock him up
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Deacon: bitch
MacCready: blocked
Deacon: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
MacCready: unblocked
Deacon: bitch
Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong
Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt
why must we play god
I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4
no one:
Sole Survivor:
YOUR THOUGHTS?
Marinette: Who broke it?
Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Adrien: I did. I broke it.
Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?
Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.
Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken
Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.
Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.
Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.
Marinette: No. Who broke it?
Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.
Marc: Really?!
Nathaniel: Yeah really!
Everyone: *starts yelling*
Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.