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Y/N: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Daryl: Wow, I gotta hear this.

Y/N: I was angry and envious of our neighbor so I lazily seduced her husband and ate all her groceries and didn't share.

Daryl: Y’forgot pride.

Y/N: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Daryl: Wait… ya seduced ‘er husband?

Y/N: Don’t worry. I saved the fun part for you.

Daryl: That ain’t a sin.

Y/N: Oh, the things I’m about to do you will be.

Daryl, floundering: 😳

Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong

Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt

Vec: Jesus, can I braid your hair sometime?

Jesus: Uh, yeah sure. If you really want to.

Vec: Daryl won’t let me braid his.

Daryl: Woman…

Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*

Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?

Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.

Daryl: …

Daryl: ...

Daryl: ...

Vec: I’m so sorry.

Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.

(Vec is my OC)

Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*

Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?

Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.

Daryl: …

Daryl: ...

Daryl: ...

Vec: I’m so sorry.

Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.

(Vec is my OC)

Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yers.

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

carl: i thought daryl was your boyfriend.

y/n: *looks around the group* who else thought daryl was my boyfriend?

y/n: daryl put your hand down.

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Y/N, breathless after a kiss: You wanna go upstairs?

Daryl, nodding: Mhm.

Y/N, taking his hand: You have protection?

Daryl, placing his free hand on his knife: Why? Wha’s up there?

Y/N: *knocks on door*

Rick: *opens the door* Hey, N/N, what can I do for-

Y/N: *grinning, wearing a witch hat* Trick or treat!

Rick: *confused* Trick or-? Y/N, you’re trick or treating in the middle of the apocalypse?

Y/N: *more serious now* Trick or treat

Rick: *sighs* You can’t just-

Carl: *appears next to Y/N out of nowhere, wearing a pirate hat and his eyepatch* Trick or treat!

Rick: Not you too-

Daryl: *appears out of nowhere behind them, wearing a blanket tied around his shoulders as a cape, excited* Did he choose trick?!

Rick: *scared now* Wh-what? N-no-

Michonne: *walking in with her sword and pointing it at Rick* Trick or treat?

Rick: *almost crying because he’s so confused* What are you even supposed to be?! You’re not even dressed up!

Y/N: She’s a ninja. Duh. Now, answer her question

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

GIF by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Carol: So, you and Y/N?

Daryl, fiddling with his crossbow: Mhm.

Carol: Have any couple’s spats yet?

Daryl: Mhm.

Carol: What’s that like?

Daryl: Asked her fer a glass’a water while she was still pissed off. She brought me a cup’a ice n’ said “wait.”

Carol: Creative.

Daryl, trying not to smile: Yeah, she’s alrigh’.

Y/N: *writing a note* Daryl, if you’re reading this-

Y/N: Wait… can Daryl even read?

Y/N: *crosses it out and starts to write again* Carl, if you’re reading this-

Y/N: Can Carl read?

Y/N: …

Y/N: Carol, if you’re reading-

carl: why are you holding hands?

y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.

daryl: we are.

y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.

Y/N: I’m so happy I could kiss you

Daryl: *nervous laughter* Ummmm... neat

[later]

Daryl, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Rick, “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat. I hate myself.

Rick: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Michonne kissed me?

Daryl: Didn’t you thank her?

Rick, staring blankly into the distance: I thanked her

Daryl: God, give me patience.

Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Daryl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!

Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

Inncorrect twd quotes but its me and my friends out of context with my oc

Jessie (my oc)- look carl i love you

Carl- i love you too

Jessie- but we are not meant to be together

Carl- why?

Jessie- because you suck at pictionary you can not be my partner- HEY GLENN YOUR MY partner

Incorrect quotes but its just me and my friends out of context featuring my oc

Rick- hey how your doing?

Jessie (my oc)- im fine

Carl- *confused looking at his girlfriend*

Jessie- *2 minutes ago*

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Y/N: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Daryl: …

Daryl: Please, go back to bed.