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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

(Werner Herzog voice) excellent preservation skills. Your jam was. Sublime.

Just got back from therapy where I was like “I think I’m in another manic phase bc despite all the dread I have about my Responsibilities, I just cannot stop thinking about these gay men from Star Trek”

And my therapist looked at me, debated, and then essentially was lik “… do these responsibilities need to get done right now? …No? Then obsess over those gay men!!!!”

Of all the sins I witnessed, having to see the Shia La Bush in Megalopolis was the harshest sentence in that movie.

Wanderer: (gruff cowboy voice, wheat stalk in mouth, wedged between bottom teeth) Sometimes… sometimes a man gotta come to terms with a few hard truths in this world.

:*Stares off into the distance, crackling of campfire*

:The Sun comes up. God ain’t here no more, and sometimes you just gotta dive in and learn how to draw furries because that’s where the money is.

:*Rips a cig, the wheat catches on fire*

All these ads for Royal Match.

What need have I, to help a king?

Encountering a cropped tiktok of someone … I know those eyebrows, I’ve sat on that face…

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

bite the hand acrylic on paper

prints / postcards

Next time there's a big adaptation of Dracula, they should do a cold open.

Its the year 188x, Amsterdam University. In a small operating theatre, a professor has just been stabbed in the hand by his overly anxious colleague during an operation. Realizing it was a dirty knife with gangrene, a student quickly kneels before him, seizing the professor's hand and selflessly decides to suck the gangrene from his wound. He sucks and spits the blood out, looking up intensely at the professor. Fade to black.

The next scene transitions to May 189X in Romania, and a young Jonathan Harker steps off the train.

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

I love passing the dried salt flats on the train. I look out my window and hello, dearest puddle. The puddle replies “oh don’t mind me! ‘Tis merely I, red puddle of several gallons. Don’t I look so pretty against the white ground?”

My mother commissioned a Kamala Harris portrait from me. Needing to transport it, I wrapped it with what I had on hand. I think the Trader Joe’s bag is rather fitting.

The new aesthetic: employablecore

It’s where I take all of these individualising aspects of myself I fought tooth and claw for and hide them, rip them away until I look palatable enough to work a cash register. The tattoos I won, the hair I grew out, out of spite for overbearing religious relatives and then for myself, all covered and trimmed until I can be seen as desirable again to sell my labour. The way I learned to laugh out loud, the visible tics, the fully realised Me that I just came to love only recently — he’s going elsewhere for a while.

At least when I was selling my body, nobody expected me to change. Now that I desire to clean my hands I discover the soap comes in only one brand, and I hate the supermarket stench of it.

The maintenance guy is so polite about my casket. It’s scared people off of bedding me but he just shrugs and replaces my smoke detector, no questions asked.

Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist