Bite The Handacrylic On Paper

bite the hand acrylic on paper

prints / postcards

I love passing the dried salt flats on the train. I look out my window and hello, dearest puddle. The puddle replies “oh don’t mind me! ‘Tis merely I, red puddle of several gallons. Don’t I look so pretty against the white ground?”

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist

Next time there's a big adaptation of Dracula, they should do a cold open.

Its the year 188x, Amsterdam University. In a small operating theatre, a professor has just been stabbed in the hand by his overly anxious colleague during an operation. Realizing it was a dirty knife with gangrene, a student quickly kneels before him, seizing the professor's hand and selflessly decides to suck the gangrene from his wound. He sucks and spits the blood out, looking up intensely at the professor. Fade to black.

The next scene transitions to May 189X in Romania, and a young Jonathan Harker steps off the train.

Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

Wanderer: (gruff cowboy voice, wheat stalk in mouth, wedged between bottom teeth) Sometimes… sometimes a man gotta come to terms with a few hard truths in this world.

:*Stares off into the distance, crackling of campfire*

:The Sun comes up. God ain’t here no more, and sometimes you just gotta dive in and learn how to draw furries because that’s where the money is.

:*Rips a cig, the wheat catches on fire*