Spideratu - Absinthe Drinker

The maintenance guy is so polite about my casket. It’s scared people off of bedding me but he just shrugs and replaces my smoke detector, no questions asked.

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

My mother commissioned a Kamala Harris portrait from me. Needing to transport it, I wrapped it with what I had on hand. I think the Trader Joe’s bag is rather fitting.

Wanderer: (gruff cowboy voice, wheat stalk in mouth, wedged between bottom teeth) Sometimes… sometimes a man gotta come to terms with a few hard truths in this world.

:*Stares off into the distance, crackling of campfire*

:The Sun comes up. God ain’t here no more, and sometimes you just gotta dive in and learn how to draw furries because that’s where the money is.

:*Rips a cig, the wheat catches on fire*