I Am So, SO Sorry

I am so, SO sorry

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Arcane Incorrect Quote #63

Vi: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #68

Jinx: You have any sunscreen?

Vi: You can't get sunburn from a bonfire—

Jinx: It's for my marshmallow, ya dummy.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #71

Jinx: Did you take out Caitlyn as I requested?

Vi: Caitlyn has been taken out, yes.

Jinx: You have my grat-

Vi: It was a great restaurant.

Vi: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Vi: Caitlyn proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #67

Caitlyn: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Vi: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Caitlyn: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

Vi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caitlyn: I guess you’re right. Hey, Vi, I love you.

Vi: See! Just say that!

Caitlyn: Holy fucking shit.

Vi: If that flies over her head, then, sorry cupcake, but she's too dumb for you.

Caitlyn: Vi.