Hiking (marauders' Version) - Part 3

hiking (marauders' version) - part 3

James: chat, i think we're lost

Remus: we're not lost! give me the map

Sirius: m... map?

Remus: yeah. you did bring the map, right?

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Peter: ...

Remus: right?

James: ok, we're lost

Remus: it's ok. i can do this. which way is north?

Peter: isn't that, like, up?

Remus: we're fucked

Sirius: dibs not me getting eaten first!

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

hiking (marauders' version) - part 1

Sirius, looking ahead: this view is beautiful. i think it's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

Remus, looking at Sirius: no, i'm looking at the most beautiful thing right now

Sirius, blushing: awwwww, remus! you're-

Remus: that lake behind you is MAJESTIC

👍

help?

am i going to hitchhike and get killed by the person who picks me up??

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

Remus: okay… I'm sorry

Remus: also, how did u know that?

Remus: Are you a "furry" or something?

Sirius: whaT

Sirius: WDYM "FURRY"

Remus: I don't know what they are, but my friends accuse me of being one

Remus: Because of my name

Sirius: My friends call me a furry bc of my name too

Remus: Yeah, dog star.

Sirius: WTF

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW THAT

Remus: It's called knowledge??

Remus: Doesn't everyone know that????

Sirius: HOW DO U KNOW STARS AND NOT YOUR NAMESAKE

Sirius: GHFGH JFGHDGJHGH JGFDHAGFHJDAGFJ HDGAHFGD AJHFI IYA UFTHAGB

Sirius: FSFAGSAGSAKFIOSAYv

Sirius: DHSAVFSAHIOSA

Remus: stop being dramatic

Remus: or I'll block you.

Sirius: GDFSHJGSJHFSJHAGF

Sirius: DONT U DARE

Sirius: U DONT HAVE IT IN UUU

Sirius: FFHJFJDGFDAFAGD

Sirius: WOLFY WOLFY WOLFY

Sirius: WOLFY BOY WOLF BOIIII

Sirius: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Siririus: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[message not delivered]

Sirius: OH FUCK YOU

[message not delivered]

Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.

Remus: you forgive

James: you forget

Sirius: but you never let it go

Peter: the gap between "it" and "go" tbh