James: So, Peter, Tell Me About Yourself

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

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help?

am i going to hitchhike and get killed by the person who picks me up??

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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remus has always been bad with his feelings, hasn't he XD

Sirius: well, my name is sirius Remus: For real? Sirius: yes, for real Sirius: i guess you could almost say Sirius: that Sirius: im being Sirius: serious Sirius: gfdhsjgfgdsj HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Sirius: THAT NEVER GETS OLD UFGHJGFJDHGJFDHGFJHDGJFHDGDFH Remus: I hate you already Remus: I'm Remus.

hiking (marauders' version) - part 2

Remus: let me get the matches. they should be in that bag *pointing at the bag in between them*

Sirius, leaning forwards: i'll get them!

Remus, also leaning forwards: no, i'm o- ohh

Sirius, pulling away quickly: that was... did we just...

Remus: we just kissed?

James, to Peter, giggling: i have the matches

Lily: Ok! I'm Lily, she/her, I am an aquarius, and there used to be this creepy af guy who was obsessed with me and followed me into an ice cream shop and stalked me for like six years, haha! I nominate Remus to introduce himself next. Wake up bitch!!

[Marauders Rule!] Prongs: oh shit Prongs: that was me Prongs: um Padfoot: ahaha knew it

if only this was the real ending 😭😭

(bc it was actually a giant snake that ate voldy, ofc ofc 😀😀😀😀😀😀)

I was trying to read choices (Marauders fic) and I've proudly made it until pg 500something.

Then I started to get dizzy, and knowing my history (I have fainted while reading) I have decided that I am going to pretend that everything ended with them being happy.

Lily, Pandora, James and Reggie are going to raise Luna and Harry happily and Sirius and Remus are going to be the cool, millionaire uncles.

Thanks. End of the statement.

And as for what happened to voldydoldy, well a giant cow ate him. Thanks again

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