Weird Stuff I've Heard In Orchestra #1

Weird Stuff I've Heard in Orchestra #1

"Stop popping my Pop Socket!" *entire class stops what their doing to stare*

Here we see Paul Rudd using his mystic powers to levitate the confusing object known as a "basket ball"

I wanted this to be a cool, interesting, blog, but it's quickly devolving into one shitpost after the other

me: can you just, like, not think of anything?

friend: I mean, I guess. Can't you do that?

me: not at all.

friend: then what do you think about when you... have nothing to think about?

brain: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

me: oh, you know, stuff.

Centaurs have two torsos think about all the extra organs they have is this why they live so long???