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SO.

I'm waiting a fic (supernatural) and to get more in touch with my characters personalities I like to write little funny dialogs, like incorrect quotes. You know, just to get a feeling on how they would react to some words and some of this are so funny that I just HAVE TO share them.

So now you get supernatural incorrect quotes

(Putting y/n 'cause it's less confusing)

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Y/n, randomly at 3 A.M.: would you love me enough to hunt me as a ghost?

Dean, just wanting to go back to sleep: I died like two times already and came back to you, I think you already know the answer

Y/n: Okay, but would you?

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Y/n: So... did Jesus actually exist?

Cas: I cannot confirm nor deny this statement

Y/n: that sounds suspicious

Cas, looking terrified, memories coming to him: I'm not making this mistake again

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Cas: So, have you always been religious or did you just start after knowing the whole thing?

Y/n: I'm...I'm still not religious?

Cas: But you tend to say "whoever's up there" when you're in trouble?

Y/n: Oh I just like to keep my options open. Until I was 20 I used to say "little bitch from hell"

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Y/n: alright, take your waterguns and meet me at my car

Sam, confused: we don't have water guns?

Y/n: wha-? You don't have waterguns filled with holy water? How tf are you still alive?!

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Y/n: why don't you just say Christo to know if it's a demon instead of going around wetting people?

Dean: OMG I forgot about that

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Y/n: *hugging Dean tightly*

Dean: you're robbing me

Y/n: of your heart?

Dean: I can feel your hand grabbing my wallet

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Y/n's sister meeting Dean for the first time: So, you're just this?

Dean: What do you mean "just this" I'm alive, it's more that you could ask for from me

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Y/n: Oh yeah, did I not tell you I was searched for arson?

Sam: Wtf?! No you didn't!

Y/n: Oh. Well it's fine I look way different than when I was twelve

Dean: YOU WERE TWELVE?!

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Dean: It's really not that bad, I mean, how many times have you died

Y/n and their brother: zero?!

Sam, looking at Dean: I mean, that's a normal amount

Y/n: There should not be a normal amount?!

Yes of course.

So this is the setup. It's just a strings of led lights

And here is Misha just being Misha

Also, for context of what I meant when I said cute/serious pictures of Jensen and Jared

Sometimes I just like to think about the three weird pictures I have of Misha Collins lined up next to cute/serious pictures of Jensen and Jared and just love them even more. Like... I could have chosen very serious, very modelly-like pictures, but no, Misha with a giraffe head was way better

Sometimes I just like to think about the three weird pictures I have of Misha Collins lined up next to cute/serious pictures of Jensen and Jared and just love them even more. Like... I could have chosen very serious, very modelly-like pictures, but no, Misha with a giraffe head was way better

What do you mean you don't know latin?!

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 -part 5

Masterlist

Bucky: this is some freaky shit, quick, traslate this latin text for me

Me: I don't know latin

Bucky: but you're italian!

Me: I studied electronics

Gai and Kakashi fr

Little Gai and little Kakashi

Person 1: Person 2 told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

Shisui headcanons

Masterlist and rules

Naruto hcs - Shisui hcs - more Shisui hcs - more itachi and shisui hcs

As requested from @seikohatake

Shisui falling for a shy person

(Sorry it's so long and it doesn't have a "cut". I don't know how to put one)

Shisui isn't your typical extrovert

He's more on the introvert side with new people, but after a few encounters he's over the silent treatment

He's used to Itachi, so he doesn't really think about people as shy

More like silent

Took him a good four hours to realise you weren't just silent, but shy

Look, man has priorities in his life

You can't ask him to always be smart

He met you at the library

Not really his go to place, but Itachi's birthday was coming close, so...

Yeah, he doesn't have much creativity with gifts

Why do you think he gifted Sasuke plants two years in a row? (Both on Christmas and on his birthday for both years)

Ok, back to what we were saying

Dude saw you and said "why not"

He knows he's cute, so why not try to flirt with you a bit?

Maybe he would get a date out of that

And oh boy was he wrong

The moment he talked to you was the moment you realised no matter how far in the library you go, people will always found you

Now, you didn't hate talking to people. Au contraire, you actually liked it

But it was difficult. Really difficult

The hardest thing was looking someone in the face

So, for the first half hour or so, you just kept your face on the books

Shisui was actually quite nice to talk to

He didn't pressure you or anything really

But you couldn't help but feel bad

You couldn't stutter out a full sentence even if you wanted to

But he didn't seem to mind?

It confused the shit out of you

So, after another half hour where he spoke almost none stop and you answered in sentences composed of like three words, you managed to ask a few questions

In the end you guys passed a few hours together and you actually managed to talk like normal people

That didn't mean you managed to not stutter or not blush, but eh, it was a start

So. Shisui didn't get his date

But he got a friend

When he told Itachi, he had to explain you weren't really silent

Shisui stared for like a good minute before the information clicked in his mind

He got to meet you a few more times and he managed to get a date out of you

Well, not really a date, but in his head it was

And that's how you began to fall for the guy

But Shisui. Oh Shisui

He fell hard, really hard

And not just when he opened the non-existing door for you

It began with your hair

The way you touched them when you were nervous

How you styled them

The way your cut framed your face

Then it was the little things

He was a ninja, so it wasn't surprising that he would notice tiny little things you never thought about

He saw how you would fidget with your fingers

The way you smiled with your head down so he wouldn't see you

How you closed your eyes for some seconds as you walked, just enjoying the breeze

And when he was on mission he would think about nothing if not you

Well, Itachi was also in his mind, but that's beyond the point

It was a noticeable change in his behaviour

He would hold your hand when he saw you fidget with your fingers

Brush your hair out of the way when they got in front of your eyes

Give you his jacket (that actually didn't do much since it didn't have sleeves) when he saw you cold

But the smile he gave you after all these thing was what actually made you blush

Oh the way he made you stutter and smile and blush

He knew you wouldn't reciprocate his actions immediately

ESPECIALLY if you guys were in public

So he settled for your little smile and the thanks said with a really low voice so that only he could hear

And boy was it enough

For some reason he didn't mind how you acted so differently in public than in private

Of course it took time for you to be completely comfortable with him, but when you did, he was so surprised

You were actually really funny (something he couldn't see before since you didn't like showing it), you would always laugh out loud and joke with him

Even though you actually felt comfortable, your shyness wasn't gone

You would blush profusely at every compliment

Stutter when he was too close

Keep silent when you knew you weren't going anywhere with your words

And the part that shook you was that he was fine with it

You never found anyone who would wait for you to find the right words

Or that wouldn't tease you when you blushed and stuttered

But Shisui was patient

He knew you hated when people laughed at you or pressed you

So he would wait and comfort you

Never tease you (unless you were alone, so he wouldn't draw attention from other people on you)

I want a book where the main character is the chosen one, but he doesn't want to be and instead of complaining while doing the task required he just tells people he knows the chosen one. It would go like:

"Me? No, sorry ma'am I'm not the chosen one, but I do know him tho. He makes good eggs"

Or then again:

"The chosen one? Oh, no I don't know where he is, but he does like to go to the movies"

And at the end of the book he just meets the villain and tells them the same thing he tells everyone.

"Oh, no mate, I'm not the one you're searching, but if you do meet him tell him Robert asked for cake"

The only thing I'm mad about Spiderman no way home is the fact that there wasn't even ONE(1) scene where one of them goes like " wait you're the actor from *insert random movie*. I loved it".

It would have been funny to just see them so utterly confused

Peter 3: wha- you thought I looked like Justin Timberlake? Dude, that man is bullshit. Once he interviewed me while I was spiderman and he made me so uncomfortable

Peter 2: He what? Why would an actor interview you?

Peter 3: actor? No, he's a reporter

Peter 1: *furiously searching on Google* oh, for the love of god. THIS ONE. NOT TIMBERLAKE. GARFIELD.

Peter 2: The cat?!

The only thing I'm mad about Spiderman no way home is the fact that there wasn't even ONE(1) scene where one of them goes like " wait you're the actor from *insert random movie*. I loved it".

It would have been funny to just see them so utterly confused

The only thing I'm mad about Spiderman no way home is the fact that there wasn't even ONE(1) scene where one of them goes like " wait you're the actor from *insert random movie*. I loved it".

It would have been funny to just see them so utterly confused

Tony: I told you I don't wanna join your little band

Clint: *randomly flipping a drumstick*

Andrew!Peter: You were in a band?!

Ok marvel. You're not gonna give us their songs? We're gonna write fanfics and do it ourselves

I now want to write something where all the characters have the same name. Loving this time of chaos

Oh gosh I can't imagine how hard the nwh fics must be to write and to read

Like this is beyond the same pronoun issue. They have the same pronouns, the same name, globally the same appearance... just imagine:

Peter glanced at Peter who was astonished by Peter's words. He couldn't believe what he had just say. Peter shrugged it out and got back to his business, leaving Peter speechless.

Big respect for anyone who's going to write something without using the actors' names or Peter#1, Peter#2...

You know what's the thing that really pisses me off in Sally Face?

5 years passed after the Bologna incident AND NO ONE THOUGHT ABOUT FLUSHING THAT TOILET?! The teacher's dead. SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TO FLUSH IT!

And they get surprised if they don't get anymore tenants.

Ok, but Tobey's Peter is a dog person, Andrew's Peter is a cat person and Tom's Peter is that one kid who has the most random animal as pet and no one understand how

I swear, when I get my suit I'm putting on grey sweatpants. Don't care what anyone says, I'm doing it

THE GREY SWEATPANTS PEOPLE!! THE SWEATPANTS-

*a guy randomly walks on water*

"Jesus? You exists?!"

Imagine being a normal person being isekaid into naruto like

You have no idea where tf you are and are seemingly the only normal person around

“しつ 付けか”

“What.”

KIND OF NO WAY HOME SPOILERS? NOT SURE, BUT YOU KNOW, NEVER SAY NEVER

I like the concept of Andrew's Peter going back to his universe and finding his MJ, BUT, as he said, Gwen was his MJ and I think that even if he finds someone else he loves (let it be an MJ or whatever the name will be) it won't be like the soulmate concept of finding the perfect person, because in his perspective, he already had a soulmate and he lost her.

Also, don't know if you did, but I loved the bisexual and dorky energy. Like, man wore a lab coat for what? Not get his suit ruined? That thing gets ruined daily.

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Peter 3: are you ok?

Peter 2: yes, I've been stabbed before

Me, in the audience: YOU DON'T BECAME IMMUNE TO STABBING!