Andromeda, To Sirius: So, This Is My Boyfriend, Ted.
Andromeda, to Sirius: So, this is my boyfriend, Ted.
Ted: ...Why is he looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Sirius: Well, Andromeda acts as sort of like my mom, since my actual one sucks, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you're my new dad.
Ted: But, you know it's nothing like that, right?
Sirius: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?
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Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME
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JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*
JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*
JKR: *Kills them all*
The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*
Literally everyone else: You need help...
The fandom: *sighing* We know
*At a black family dinner*
Orion: I need you all to be straight with me
Everyone:
Sirius: Well shit then bye guys
Bellatrix:
Regulus: Yeah…Uh i’m out too
Andromeda:
Narcissa: Merlin’s beard people One dinner one normal dinner please