Andromeda, To Sirius: So, This Is My Boyfriend, Ted.
Andromeda, to Sirius: So, this is my boyfriend, Ted.
Ted: ...Why is he looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Sirius: Well, Andromeda acts as sort of like my mom, since my actual one sucks, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told that you're my new dad.
Ted: But, you know it's nothing like that, right?
Sirius: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?
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Really? Since when? When has life ever been sacred in this country?
If life is sacred, how come we don’t have universal healthcare?
If life is sacred, how come we don’t pass comprehensive gun laws so first graders don’t get gunned down in their classrooms?
If life is sacred, why don’t we offer paid maternal leave so mothers can actually take care of the babies that you are now forcing them to have?
If life is sacred, how come we don’t bat an eye when the police murder black kids?
If life is sacred, why do we have the highest maternal death rate in the developed world, which is only going to increase now that women are being forced to give birth?
If life is sacred, why is the death penalty even still a thing?
If life is sacred, why are we still encouraging violence against the LGBTQ+ community?
Life has literally never been sacred in this country. Maybe anti-choicers like to pretend that it is because it makes them feel righteous when in reality, they’re just misogynistic pieces of shit, but it’s not. And as long as psychotic, reactionary morons continue to steal power undemocratically and make decisions that the majority of us do not want, it never will be.

Mary: Hey Remus can I have your opinion on something?
Remus: Of course
Mary: But I haven’t told you what it is yet?
Mary: You may not even have an opinion on this
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