shhhh-im-secret - I'm Miss Secret! ✨MINORS DNI✨
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{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.

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Ok Course!!

Ok Course!!

Ok course!!

Akaashi:

Very generous with weed, always willing to smoke you up, if you pay him back in anyway he’s so shocked and so grateful!

Loves silicone bongs since he can fold it up on the go! Will go out side just to smoke in his car and hotbox it lmao.

If your throat is sensitive he’ll help take the edge off by shotgunning it to you :3. But as you get higher he might lose track of what he’s doing and he might just start making out with you.

Grows his own weed and prefers it over anything else, it’s a sativa dom hybrid. He has a little tent in the corner with grow light in it.

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4 years ago

wanna suck yaku’s dick so bad. i want to suck him off past the point where he can’t even get hard anymore

Oh oh same ! But to be honest I have a whole list characters I do that too hehe😝 !

He gasps, hips arched off the bed, as you sloppily deepthroat him, the sheets below dark with drool, Yaku pants desperately as you sit back, his cock twitching with a dry orgasm that makes yaku sob, he can’t even think straight, borderline blacking out when you giggle and slip him back into your mouth.


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4 years ago

suga/bokuto/kuroo for the weed hc👁👄👁✨

Suga: here also

His favorite way of smoking is taking dabs, has a beautiful setup.

Prefers sativa

King of hornyness when high, he’s shameless too, will grind up on you in public.

Bokuto:

Bo doesn’t care how he gets high, he just want to get high. But he does really like bongs

Will get totally fried from edibles because “god that cookie did nothing!!” Eats three more, 30 mins later, blitzed lmao

“Bokuto? Where did you shirt go??” You ask him for the 5th time that night.

Kuroo:

Joints! Joints! Joints! My man carries a 20 pack of joints on a cigarette box.

Totally has a vintage cigarette holder he uses for joints, at parties.

Is an ass and always blows his smoke into your face, says “it’s to help your high sweetheart, should be thankin me!”


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4 years ago

Okay... fmk Mika, Kiyoko, and Yui

Ooh the girls~ yes (I’ll be doing these all day long please send them in everyone!!!)

Okay so

Fuck Yui because wow what a cutie pie, and she actually plays volleyball so she could probably pick me up and I dig that

Marry Kiyoko because she’s a literal goddess and she deserves the absolute world and I would work so hard to give it to her.

Kill Mika, because I love daisho way more that her and wouldn’t of broken up with him ever, even if they did get back together, I don’t accept it.


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4 years ago

Caramel Macchiato and earl grey

My boyfriend, he’s 90% of my impulse control so it’s probably a good idea lmao (<-caramel macchiato) (earl grey->)zombie apocalypse? First step gather your allies (friends & family) via pre determined plan, and head to a gormet dog food place, most people wouldn’t think of it, but most food at places like that is human grade, and while it may not taste very good it’s better than starving, plus my work also has grooming so we have 3 tubs we can fill with water before it all gets shut off! (Yes I think about it constantly lmao! I can go on!)


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4 years ago

Asahi, Aone and Ushijima :) (Big boi squad)

I like big bois, especially when they also are pretty bois

Fuck Aone he’d be a great lay, and I feel like he’s the big guy who’s actually not very experienced and there’s nothing like soft domming a big quiet shy man. And I bet he blushes beautifuly.

Marry Asahi, look at this man and tell me he would be an amazing husband and also he’s a fashion designer!! Like I’d always be looking cute as shit, and he’d be using me as a model for his works, just aaaah🥰😍

Kill Ushijima, I really don’t have a reason other then I kinda hate him, and have no clue why.


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