
{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.
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Asahi, Aone And Ushijima :) (Big Boi Squad)
Asahi, Aone and Ushijima :) (Big boi squad)
I like big bois, especially when they also are pretty bois
Fuck Aone he’d be a great lay, and I feel like he’s the big guy who’s actually not very experienced and there’s nothing like soft domming a big quiet shy man. And I bet he blushes beautifuly.
Marry Asahi, look at this man and tell me he would be an amazing husband and also he’s a fashion designer!! Like I’d always be looking cute as shit, and he’d be using me as a model for his works, just aaaah🥰😍
Kill Ushijima, I really don’t have a reason other then I kinda hate him, and have no clue why.
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Fmk Asahi, Daishou, and Yaku
Oh nice yes yes
Fuck Yaku, we’ve talked about his big dick energy before, but I also think he’d be all about pleasing his partner first, very respectful lmao
Marry Daishou, i feel like it would be fun to always be a bit snarky with him and he loves it too
Kill Asahi, I’m so sorry hun, another case of I really didn’t mean to kill him.
ice cream asks
suga/bokuto/kuroo for the weed hc👁👄👁✨
Suga: here also
His favorite way of smoking is taking dabs, has a beautiful setup.
Prefers sativa
King of hornyness when high, he’s shameless too, will grind up on you in public.
Bokuto:
Bo doesn’t care how he gets high, he just want to get high. But he does really like bongs
Will get totally fried from edibles because “god that cookie did nothing!!” Eats three more, 30 mins later, blitzed lmao
“Bokuto? Where did you shirt go??” You ask him for the 5th time that night.
Kuroo:
Joints! Joints! Joints! My man carries a 20 pack of joints on a cigarette box.
Totally has a vintage cigarette holder he uses for joints, at parties.
Is an ass and always blows his smoke into your face, says “it’s to help your high sweetheart, should be thankin me!”
I’m gonna do these all night so keep em coming!!
Aaayy yoo!
Who wants to play fuck marry kill with me??