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Suga/bokuto/kuroo For The Weed Hc
suga/bokuto/kuroo for the weed hc👁👄👁✨
Suga: here also
His favorite way of smoking is taking dabs, has a beautiful setup.
Prefers sativa
King of hornyness when high, he’s shameless too, will grind up on you in public.
Bokuto:
Bo doesn’t care how he gets high, he just want to get high. But he does really like bongs
Will get totally fried from edibles because “god that cookie did nothing!!” Eats three more, 30 mins later, blitzed lmao
“Bokuto? Where did you shirt go??” You ask him for the 5th time that night.
Kuroo:
Joints! Joints! Joints! My man carries a 20 pack of joints on a cigarette box.
Totally has a vintage cigarette holder he uses for joints, at parties.
Is an ass and always blows his smoke into your face, says “it’s to help your high sweetheart, should be thankin me!”
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Aaayy yoo!
Who wants to play fuck marry kill with me??
fmk- fukunaga, kags, and oikawa
UwU you treat me so good kai haha.
Fuck Tobio because i mean LOOK AT HIM I know he only has like 3 brain cells and a volleyball ball up in his head. But you can’t tell me this man isn’t the most observant guy during sex, I can go on lmao.
Marry Fukunaga because he’s literally the perfect husband material, he cooks, he’s the funniest man on the planet, and he’d be like the kinda husband where like, of course he tells you he loves you, but most of the time it’s just the little stuff he does, like making you breakfast in bed for no reason other than he want to see you happy.
Kill Oikawa because, to be honest , I don’t actually like him all that much. He’s actually my least favorite on his own team. (Not in the show itself tho)

Ok course!!
Akaashi:
Very generous with weed, always willing to smoke you up, if you pay him back in anyway he’s so shocked and so grateful!
Loves silicone bongs since he can fold it up on the go! Will go out side just to smoke in his car and hotbox it lmao.
If your throat is sensitive he’ll help take the edge off by shotgunning it to you :3. But as you get higher he might lose track of what he’s doing and he might just start making out with you.
Grows his own weed and prefers it over anything else, it’s a sativa dom hybrid. He has a little tent in the corner with grow light in it.
Fmk Asahi, Daishou, and Yaku
Oh nice yes yes
Fuck Yaku, we’ve talked about his big dick energy before, but I also think he’d be all about pleasing his partner first, very respectful lmao
Marry Daishou, i feel like it would be fun to always be a bit snarky with him and he loves it too
Kill Asahi, I’m so sorry hun, another case of I really didn’t mean to kill him.