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{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.

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Suga/bokuto/kuroo For The Weed Hc

suga/bokuto/kuroo for the weed hc👁👄👁✨

Suga: here also

His favorite way of smoking is taking dabs, has a beautiful setup.

Prefers sativa

King of hornyness when high, he’s shameless too, will grind up on you in public.

Bokuto:

Bo doesn’t care how he gets high, he just want to get high. But he does really like bongs

Will get totally fried from edibles because “god that cookie did nothing!!” Eats three more, 30 mins later, blitzed lmao

“Bokuto? Where did you shirt go??” You ask him for the 5th time that night.

Kuroo:

Joints! Joints! Joints! My man carries a 20 pack of joints on a cigarette box.

Totally has a vintage cigarette holder he uses for joints, at parties.

Is an ass and always blows his smoke into your face, says “it’s to help your high sweetheart, should be thankin me!”

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I’m gonna do these all night so keep em coming!!

Aaayy yoo!

Who wants to play fuck marry kill with me??


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fmk- fukunaga, kags, and oikawa

UwU you treat me so good kai haha.

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4 years ago
Ok Course!!

Ok course!!

Akaashi:

Very generous with weed, always willing to smoke you up, if you pay him back in anyway he’s so shocked and so grateful!

Loves silicone bongs since he can fold it up on the go! Will go out side just to smoke in his car and hotbox it lmao.

If your throat is sensitive he’ll help take the edge off by shotgunning it to you :3. But as you get higher he might lose track of what he’s doing and he might just start making out with you.

Grows his own weed and prefers it over anything else, it’s a sativa dom hybrid. He has a little tent in the corner with grow light in it.


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4 years ago

Fmk Asahi, Daishou, and Yaku

Oh nice yes yes

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