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Slytherin: So I Got Fired Today.
Slytherin: So I got fired today.
Ravenclaw: Why?
Slytherin: My boss told me I needed to leave my problems at the door.
Slytherin: So I told him to go stand outside.
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Inter-House Friendships #3
Hufflepuff: *swimming and splashing around*
Gryffindor: *diving and flipping off the docks*
Ravenclaw: *floating quietly on a conjured raft*
Slytherin: *lying immobile face down in the water*
Hufflepuff: *rocking a baby*
Hufflepuff: You want to hold him?
Slytherin: Oh, umm-
Hufflepuff: Here. *hands Slytherin the baby*
Slytherin:
Slytherin: No thank you. I don't want this.
Slytherin: *places baby on ground*
Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!
Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…
Hufflepuff: … what about you?
Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.
Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…
Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.
Gryffindor: *Groans*
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*
"Nothing in life is free."
Gryffindor: Adventure is free.
Hufflepuff: Life is free.
Ravenclaw: Knowledge is free.
Slytherin: Everything is free if you take it without paying.