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San Juan del Sur - Nicaragua (by Ramon -) 

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Season 2): #1

Always jingle all the way.

Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #1

Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Year 3): #1

Hufflepuff: Is your room on fire Slytherin?

Slytherin: No Hufflepuff, those are the Christmas lights.

Slytherin: Toss me my keys!

Gryffindor: *throws Christmas tree in Slytherin’s direction*

Slytherin: … I said my keys.

Gryffindor: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Slytherin: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree???

Look at this doggo. how cute.

Merry Christmas, by the way.

Happy 1st of December

Same

Gryffindor: Why don't you slip into something a bit more comfortable? ;)

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Like a coma

Gryffindor: nOO

Holy shit

Ravenclaw: Ok, your turn.

Slytherin: When’s my birthday?

Ravenclaw: … Umm…

Slytherin: *raises eyebrows*

Ravenclaw: *unsure and drawn out* … March… 10th…?

Slytherin: No. May 1st.

Ravenclaw: Oh.

Slytherin: I can’t believe you don’t remember. *shakes head*

Ravenclaw: Well, when’s *my* birthday then? *folds arms*

Slytherin: October 16th.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Ok.

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

My last two brain cells

Send me a song rec & I’ll send you one back😂

(Let’s play a game!)

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The signs as time-lapse gifs

Aries:

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Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

The Horoscope App

Sagittarius are very honest and they dont like the “sweet talk”.

Why can’t life be like my video game, and ASK me if I want to save my changes?!

-Scorpio