Hufflepuff: *rocking A Baby*

Hufflepuff: *rocking a baby*

Hufflepuff: You want to hold him?

Slytherin: Oh, umm-

Hufflepuff: Here. *hands Slytherin the baby*

Slytherin:

Slytherin: No thank you. I don't want this.

Slytherin: *places baby on ground*

Slytherin: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Ravenclaw: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Slytherin: that was poetry.

Hufflepuff: that was a cry for therapy from both of you

I would totally buy that 

YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF

now get ready for…….

FlOuNcE cHiLdReN!

Omigods Snape got moves👏😹🙌❤💀

The Houses as Good Feeling Things [click to enlarge ⚡  info]

Slytherin: So I got fired today.

Ravenclaw: Why?

Slytherin: My boss told me I needed to leave my problems at the door.

Slytherin: So I told him to go stand outside.