The Houses As Chessy Pick Up Lines

The houses as chessy pick up lines

Gryffindor: “Are those space pants? Cause’ your butt is out of this world.”

Hufflepuff: “ If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. “

Ravenclaw: “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea.”

Slytherin: “Sorry, let me just tie your shoe. I can’t have you falling for anyone else.”

Hufflepuff: *rocking a baby*

Hufflepuff: You want to hold him?

Slytherin: Oh, umm-

Hufflepuff: Here. *hands Slytherin the baby*

Slytherin:

Slytherin: No thank you. I don't want this.

Slytherin: *places baby on ground*

Ravenclaw: Ah, Huff did the dishes.

Slytherin: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Ravenclaw: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys.

Ravenclaw: So do you two want in? Gryffindor: But it’s illegal. Ravenclaw: Of course it is. Is that a problem? Gryffindor: I guess not. I’m in. Slytherin: You had me at illegal.

Ya know what? I’m not even going to question it

Slytherin: *pours something red into a cup*

Gryffindor: Whatcha drinking Slytherin?

Slytherin: *with a serious expression*

Slytherin: The blood of my enemies.

Gryffindor: *scoots away slowly*