| He Turned Into What.? |

| He turned into what.? |

What’s this? A fic that’s not angst? 👀

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...Is this what they call karma?

The bastard in her hands...no, the infant in her hands held an uncanny resemblance to the conniving dormhead she came to despise. Her gloved hands gripped the baby whilst the tweels stood on either side of her, trying to coerce a deal.

“You...actually think I can take care of..this?”

“Oya? You think we made a miscalculation in our judgement?”

“Yes actually...”

“Well~ think of it this way, if you take care of baby azul then you can ask for anything from him in return!”

“But why can’t you two-“

“Because we’ll be busy managing the Monstro Lounge, I thought you were more observant than this prefect?”

“I’m curious, what actually happened?”

“Nothing too serious really, just the usual Alchemy class accidents where some certain rowdy students played too much...”

The prefect didn’t had to see the vice dorm head as she felt the sadistic aura radiating off of him at whatever he was planning to do to those poor unforntuante souls.With an exasperated sigh, she carried the octo infant in her arms and gave a stern nod to the tweels.

“I’m expecting a week’s worth of blueberry cheesecake after this”

“Will do prefect~” “Ne~ if that’s all then okiii”

The tweels left as fast as they arrived, leaving the prefect with a wailing octo infant in her arms.

“Well Takoyaki...your stuck with moi until tomorrow...”

The baby continued to cry, flailing its arms at the unfamiliar person holding him letting one of his tentacles slap her on the cheek.

“OW THAT HURTS-“

That’s when the prefect realized what she was supposed to do. Letting what little memory she had with handling children, she slowly brought the merfolk closer to her chest.

“...I can’t believe I’m even doing this...”

She let him rest his chin on her shoulder as she slowly caressed his back softly.

“Shhh...Ate is here...don’t worry, I won’t let anyone harm you ok.?”

The girl inwardly cringed at her measy attempt of comforting. ‘Why tf am I making a promise to the takoyaki bastard-‘

“Nya..!”

..Did he just.?

Slowly, he lulled in her touch letting her gloved hands bring comfort to his soft and minuscule body.

“Alright...we gotta get along for now until tomorrow ok? This is as hard for me as it is for you but I’m sure we’ll manage..”

And with that, off they went to ramshackle dorm.

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♠️ Mission 1: Feed the Takoyaki

“We...barely have anything to eat here huh”

“Hngg”

“Don’t you dare touch that.”

The prefect, already out of her uniform and in a navy blue hoodie and sweats, stood on her toes as she reached for the very few edible food in the kitchen cabinets.

“Aight, I’m gonna have to wing this whole thing cause godamn I’m not mother material...”

She took a fork and started mushing the bananas until it became a thick consistency, then grabbed another clean spoon slightly stirring it before facing the tiny octo baby who was...making grabby hands at the bowl?

“I know your hungry but wow...I guess we’re all gluts every now and then”

An amused grin crossed her lips as she scooped a portion of the banana abomination, gently brining it to the infant’s face.

“Azu~ say ah~” “Ah~-mf”

He chomped on the spoon, not letting a single bit of food fall out. The prefect retreated her hand as she lightly dabbed a napkin on the baby’s face.

“Azu-chan~ you have food on your face so sit still-“ “nYE!”

In just mere seconds, the once tidy table became covered with baby food as the prefect slowly raised her hand to touch her face which, surprise surprise was also covered in yellow.

“..you little shi-“

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♠️ Mission 2: Clean the Takoyaki

“for someone who caused all of this, you seem too happy about it”

The prefect carried the baby merfolk to the only working bathroom at ramshackle, filling the tub with lukewarm water as the tako baby laughed with delight at the sight of the prefect’s face.

“Aight in you go!”

The infant immediately slipped out of the girl’s hands and into the bath tub, making a visible splash as he went directly to the bottom of the bathtub.

“Oh no you don’t- cmere Azu-chan.”

The prefect gently rubbed his food covered hair with soap, letting bubbles foam on top. It’s apparently amusing to the baby since he looked at the floating bubbles in innocent wonder. Even going as far as clapping in glee letting small droplets of water splash on the prefect.

“Even in this form you won’t listen to me huh..”

She didn’t even notice the gentle smile forming on her face as she continued to scrub the tako baby clean of the prior food.

“There we go, aight time to get out”

Azul made a pouty face but it was ineffective against the the prefect who scooped the baby tako with a clean towel, ruffling his hair ever so slightly to dry out the water.

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♠️ Mission 3: Get sleep with the Takoyaki

She allowed the the infant to crawl on the worn out bed, whilst the prefect lied down on the edge. She made sure to put few pillows on the other edge so that the baby tako doesn’t accidentally fall off and become takoyaki.

“Ok you little bastard lights off”

She reached for the light switch, not even noticing the panicky expression on the infant’s face as she flicked the lights off. Letting her hair fall loose, she dozed off into bed and into the wondrous dream land.

...

“U-uwEH!!!”

‘Good nights sleep my ass..’ She was about to get up but was stopped by...something reaching to pat her cheek.?

Now that her vision was adjusted to the dark, she saw slight tears prick at the corners of his aquamarine like eyes, daring to fall any minute whilst the moonlight outside illuminated the room in an ominous glow.

“..hey, what happened...”

She felt one of his pitch black tentacles wrap tighter around her right hand, as if he was holding on to dear life. She carefully picked up the baby in her arms, allowing his array of tentacles to rest on her body.

“I think...I know what to do now..”

She slowly stood up from the bed, making sure not to let go of the sniffling tako infant for fear of making him cry even more. She slowly approached the cracked window, where the perfect view of the grand moon can be seen despite their environment.

“Shhh shhh...look over there.”

She carefully wiped his tears with her pale hands, guiding his line of sight to the full moon in the process.

“I know this place looks...intimidating, especially to someone who’s probably smaller than grim..”

The awestricken expression on the infant’s face towards the view was enough to tell the prefect that whatever she was doing, was helping.

“But even so...there’s always something to look forward to, especially when you least expect it...”

She slowly rocked him in her arms, letting his eyelids drop little by little...until he finally snored peacefully in her arms.

“Ok you little bastard...off to bed we go”

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♠️ Final Mission: Bid farewell to the Takoyaki before he turns back into a bastard

“Azu-chan let go-“ “UwAH!”

If the he cried the first time they met, the tako infant was full on sobbing at this point, wrapping his tentacles on the prefect’s arms while the tweels try to pry him off.

“Oya? He only spent a day and night with you and look how attached he is~”

“Literally~”

“Senpai just please help me before the takoyaki rips my sleeve off!”

With one final tug, the three panting student at lasts detached the clingy octopus but in turn causing him to cry even louder.

“Ne azul~ Crewel-sensei already prepped the antidote~! You gotta get back to your duties before the lounge goes bankrupt!”

“*sniff* N-nyE-“

The baby looked solemnly at the prefect who was still shaking her arm trying to pry off the fatigue of being held too tightly. Jade made sure to have a firm grip on the dormhead turned infant in case he dared to make a move.

“T..Ts..”

“Oya?” “Ne~?” “..Nani?”

“Tsu..t-tsu...”

“Ne~ is he trying to say his first word~?”

“..Does this even count as his first word?”

“Well technically he’s never said a coherent word ever since he was turned into that form...so in a way, yes it appears that our baby azul is trying to say his first word~”

The octo baby made grabby motions at the prefect, letting even few of his tentacles to point at the confused girl.

“T-..Tsuki!”

...

...

“I think that’s enough bonding time with me”

She pushed the snickering tweels towards the direction of the alchemy classroom, trying to ignore the stares their getting from the other students.

“Aight better turn him back before it becomes permanent!”

“Thank you shrimpy~! We’ll pay you once we settle things!”

“Until we meet again prefect.”

And with that, the infamous teal haired twins turned the corner...carrying a teary eyed octopus in hand.

“Damn, I can finally get some peace...”

A sudden realization struck her garnering her to stop immediately in her tracks.

“Crap I forgot to pick up grim from Heartslabyul!”

*cracks knuckles*

Role Reversal! Ft. Adeuce 🌙

Role Reversal Au! Ft. Me & Adeuce

-it’s now called the Onboro Lounge

-I know creative right ?

-Instead of an ocean theme it’s just *Blood Moon*

-Reds and maroons everywhere

-“The man in the moon knows your desires~”

-it’s me, I’m the man in the moon

-Definitly much more brutally honest than Azul when dealing with clients

-“Your kidding me right? That’s what your gonna give your girlfriend?” “Is there something wrong Dormhead?” “*Well let’s just say your little bouquet won’t...get you very far*”

-“I’m telling you now...what you’ll pay is something not in your league” “Oh? Your still willing? Ara~ what a determined darling you are~”

-Subtle Ara Ara energy

-Deuce is the vice dormhead, no I’m not changing my mind

-He *tries* not to look intimidating but ultimately fails and just- has his badboy switch on every 30 mins

-Ace is the interrogator, honestly with how annoying he gets anyone would just admit to him.

-Mocking grin 24/7

-the trio doesn’t even give a crap at this point cause they know that their lounge still pulls in customers for the divine food or the *divine help*

Do it, ask me you cowards ♠️

Jumbo Ask Game

Relationships

💖 Has your OC ever been in love, be it romantic or platonic or otherwise? Who with and did they ever express their feelings or keep it private? How long did these feelings persist / do they still feel this way?

❌ What kind of things would end any relationship for them? Is there a history behind why these things bother them? Could they ever take someone back despite this? If so or if not, why?

💋 How affectionate are they with their friends? Their family? Their romantic partner(s) (if they have any)? Are they more physical or emotional when it comes to displaying their affection? Why?

🌹 How easy is it for them to connect with others and make friends? On the flip side how easy is it for them to make an enemy of someone? Are they the kind of person who hangs around the food table at a party and never talks to anyone or are they the type who can talk to anyone?

🍒 What kind of things do they expect from their relationships? Does this differ between platonic relationships and romantic ones? Is your OC “demanding” or a door mat? What kinds of things do people expect from them in a relationship?

Preferences

🔥 Give us a list of general likes and dislikes, such as colours, textures, music, weather and other stuff!

🍊 What is your OC’s favourite meal? Snack? Dessert? Drink? Any reasons behind this besides liking how it tastes?

What is your OC’s most hated food? Stuff they can’t stand to eat or drink?

🍑 Where is your OC’s favourite place to relax or calm down? Recount a story of their time spent in this place! What makes it so special to them?

Is there anywhere your OC hates to go to? Anywhere that stresses them out or have negative memories of?

🧡 Who is your OC’s favourite person? Why is this person the top of their list and have they actually met them (an idol or rolemodel or celeb can be someone’s favourite after all!).

Who does your OC absolutely hate, the one person who they’d sell to Satan for one corn chip? Why do they loathe this person so?

📙 What kind of subjects (of conversation, of discussion, in school or whatever) does your OC find interesting or engaging or that they can talk for hours about? What kind of stuff do they just find fun?

What things bore your OC to tears and they couldn’t care less about? Why?

Emotions

😊 What can make your OC smile even when they’re feeling down? What cheers them up and makes everything feel better for them? Is your OC genrally a happy person and do they enjoy making others smile? What about your OC makes others happy?

⭐ What is your OC afraid of? Any crippling phobias or some such? How do they act when scared and what helps them calm down? Does anyone ever find your OC scary? Why?

🍋 Does your OC act petty and jealous easily? What sort of things make them feel like this and do they experience guilt for getting so worked up? How do they deal with these emotions when they get them? If your OC doesn’t feel like this often, why not?

📀 How easy is it to shock your OC? To confuse them? To lie to them, to manipulate them? How are they with feelings of trust? Can your OC be trusted?

💛 In general, how in control of their emotions is your OC? Do they have a good hold on them or do their emotions control them, not the other way around? What do you think is the reason behind this and is your OC ever concerned about their lack of or good control?

Mental Health

🌳 Compare your OC to themself from 10 years ago. How has their mental state changed since then, how have they aged and grown up? Would they say they’re in a better place than they were back then or do they need help? What advice would they give their younger self? What advice would their younger self give to them now?

🍏 Does your OC have any triggers? What is the history behind these triggers and are they related to any disorders or mental illnesses? In what ways does your OC react to being triggered?

🥝 What does a bad mental health day look like for your OC? Walk us through it with them. What kind of things can help them out of this slump and what kinds of things comfort them when they start to feel like this?

🍐 What is your OC’s mentality? Are they overall positive? Negative? A bit of both? Describe their thought patterns and reasoning behind their choice making!

💚 Talk about some of the traumatic events in your OC’s life. These events can be ones that have happened to them or a loved one. These events can be minor or major.

History

💧 What is the earliest memory your OC can recall? Do they know what their first words were or remember where they took their first steps? Do they have any mementos of their childhood they’ve kept such as a stuffed toy or tiny baby clothes?

🌠 Who was your OC’s first friend? Do they remember them or are they still friends now? Talk about some of the people your OC has lost contact with over the years. Do they have any regrets about losing these people and would they revist them if they could?

💙 What did your OC want to be when they grew up and why? Did they have any lifelong dreams or ambitions they never got to work on or are they currently working to achieve this dream? Has their life taken a very unexpected turn and put all these plans on hold for a while or have they given up on any dreams?

🌀 Where is your OC from? Where were they born? Do they still live there, if not why did they move? If they still live in the area how has it changed since their childhood? How many places has your OC lived in and where has been their favourite?

💤 What was your OC like as a baby, a child and as a teen? (if your OC is a teen or a child, what will they be like as an adult?). How have they changed since then? What lessons have they learned and what things about their youth do they miss the most? Do they have any general regrets?

This or That

🍇 Day or Night? Sun or Rain? Summer or Winter?

🛍️ Function or Aesthetic? Skirts or Pants? Heels or Flats?

🔮 Star gazing or cloud watching? Hand-holding or snuggles? Early mornings or late nights?

💜 Music or Silence? Swords or Spells? Cities or Nature?

🍆 Tea or Coffee or Hot Chocolate? Sweet or Spicy? Fruits or Vegetables?

Features

🌸 What does your OC’s voice sound like? Their laugh? Are they good at singing? Do they have an accent?

🎀 Do they wear a specific accessory with a special meaning behind it? What is their usual fashion sense like? What do they wear when they want to be comfortable and what do they wear when they’re going to a fancy party? Or do they just not care?

💗 What would your OC say is their best feature? Why? What do their friends / family / lover(s) / people they know think is their best feature and why?

🌺 Does your OC have any tattoos or other body art? Does their body art have any specific meaning behind it? Do they have any scars? How did they get those scars? Any birthmarks?

🌷 In what ways would your OC alter their body if they could? How would they do it using mundane means (hair dye, surgery, make-up?). What is their ideal look for themself?

hello?? your role reversal twisted wonderland thing is so cool???? i actually love the vibes they're so cool

(p.s remember to hydrate n have a snack if you havent)

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Ace senpai! Glad u liked it 💙♠️💙 that thing started out as a crack joke then ultimate turning into a genuine plan 😂 anyways yah thank u for dropping by again! Take care as well

-♠️

This is so wholesome tho ✨

(Hehe btw congrats again!)

May I ask for Emperor Groove’s hand in marriage?

((💖🌹Hey hey, Rras! Sorry for the call out with Azul 😂🤣 one Emperor Groove proposal coming right up!

When Groove heard you ask him out on another little "outing", he had to admit- he was extremely shocked

Like, normally, he would simply force others to hang out with him. But you actually wishing to? Again?

Gets his ego waaaaayyyyy up.

"Pffftttt- who wouldn't want to hang out with the great Emperor Groove?"

Deep down, this dude is toooootallllyyyy insecure

Like- badly. His dear old dad Kuzco probably had a hand in this

The two of you go on a little stroll around The Kingdom Of The Sun- the Emperor's great home

You laugh, you chatter, Groove is normally either talking about himself or squealing about something you either said about him or something cool on the way

The two of you stop to settle down at a nearby fountain- and this is when you strike

Groove wasn't too sure what you were doing when you started to get down on one knee

"Hey, hey, hey- I know I'm great and all, but taking a knee? You're making me blush!"

Yeaaaaahhhh, he didn't start to actually blush until you took out that ring

Groove.exe has stopped responding

His entire face instantly turns red like a certain Dorm Leader we know...

He stutters. A l o t

Eventually, he has to turn his head away and slap himself in the face

You could hear the pep talk, which made you giggle under your breath

The "gracious" Emperor soon turns his head back to you looking like a complete strawberry

"....Are you suuuuurrreeee...? Being my Empress won't be a walk in the park, babe!"

He tugs on the collar of his shirt because deep down? He's terrified that you will say no

Once you agree and hold the ring up further, Groove's eyes start to water

Fans his face off like he's about to pass out (and probably would, all things considered)

"Well, then! Ahem! I, the great, handsome, intelligent, benevolent, and extra handsome Emperor Groove shall accept your offer, pretty one!"

He doesn't hesitate to swoop you up off your feet and take the ring, slipping it onto his finger to check out

You get an immediate "Boom, bam, baby!" in reply to the style

He would never admit it, but he's never kissed anybody before. Looks like you'll have to show him....

Once you do, Groove's eyes light up in surprise and his blush returns tenfold

Takes him a little while, but he soon gets the hang of it

Better be prepared to be pampered to no ends, new Empress💖

((Aaaaaahhhh, I loved this one! Feel free to keep asking away, my dear Readers!

I’m trying to avoid the obey me fandom for now because I haven’t caught up with the new lessons and I’m serious. Pls. Don’t. Tag. Me in said spoilers