Ruby: Ok, I Get Me And Jaune May Be More Close Than Regular Friends Normally Are-

Ruby: Ok, I get me and Jaune may be more close than regular friends normally are-

Blake: Understatement of the decade.

Ruby: But! I don't see why everyone thinks we're together! We are simply a boy and a girl who platonically enjoy being around the other.

Blake: Ruby, I literally caught you getting railed by, and riding, Jaune around the academy 5 times in less than 2 days.

Jaune: Happy Birthday Ruby! *Hands her his present*

Ruby: Aw, thank you Jaune! *Opens gift*

Ruby: *Gasps as she pulls out a black and red dog collar* You shouldn't have!

_WBYJNPR: 😄

Ruby: *Clasps it around her neck and looks in a mirror* I love it! It's a bit tight, but I'm not picky. If you wanted to mix things up Jaune, all you to do was as-

*Bark*

Ruby: Huh? *Looks down to see her dog Zwei, quickly realizing her mistake*

Jaune: 😳

_WBY_NPR: *At a lost for words*

Ruby: Uh...

Nurse: Please excuse the doctor. He was given a rather sudden call. He should be with you in just a bit to proceed with the surgery. *Leaves*

Jaune: Great... Good to hear...

Tai: In that case, I should head on out then to give ya at least some dignity before they take it away from ya. Good luck kid! *Leaves*

Jaune: *Whimpers*

Doctor: *Walks in behind him* Well then, Mr. Arc, 'bout time we get to those balls, yeah?

Jaune: *Ignores their strangely fake sounding deep voice* Listen, doc, is there any way we could maybe... not do this?

Doctor: Hm, I'm not sure. Da-Mr. Xio Long has paid quite a bit, and cashed in a few favors, to ensure this surgery happens.

Jaune: *Sighs in defeat* I guess it's inevitable then...

Doctor: ... Although, perhaps instead of snipping off those (stuffed) balls of yours, we could go a different route.

Jaune: *Face brightens slightly* Oh, yeah? You mean like a vasectomy or-

Doctor: Not quite. *Locks the door* I was thinking of something a bit more... fun~

Jaune: Uh... doc? *Watches the back of the doctor nervously as they walk past him to grab some gloves*

Doctor: Rather than removing them, I'd say it's better to drain them completely. *Snaps gloves onto her hands* Til you've got nothing left.

Jaune: *Gulps nervously* D-Doctor... You're starting to s-scare me.

Doctor: Oh Jaune... There's nothing here for you to be afraid of. Afterall... *Turns around*

Jaune: *Eyes widen in fear as he starts wildly thrashing against his restraints, but they refuse to give*

Ruby: *Wearing nothing besides a doctors coat, licks her lips as she looked at him with barely held back lust* You can trust me. I'm a doctor~

(Outside the room)

Tai: *Whistling as he reads a magazine*

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tai: Damn, almost feel sorry for the lanky bastard.

Tai: Almost.

Tai Finally Getting Jaune Fixed.

Intercom: *ping* Mr. Xiao Long the Doctor is here to see you and your Jaune for surgery.

Tai: *Rolling Jaune inside the doctor office*

Well look at it this way kid. Think of these as me preemptively saving you from paying all those future child supports from you banging half the woman in remnant (especially my Ruby) and no doubt impregnating them in your first go.

Jaune:

Somewhere Outside

Ruby: *sniff, sniff* Where are you Jaune? I can smell you! I CAN SMELL YOU! SO WHERE ARE YOU!?

I'll find you Jaune. And when I do I will ruin NNN for you! Mua, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Oh no I hope someone would come & save Jaune:

You can add more if you want it too...

Jaune: *Leaving Yangs House* Alright, see you later, Alligator.

Yang: *Chuckles* After a while, Crocadile.

Jaune: *Also chuckles* Okie-dokie Artachokie.

Yang: *Keeps chuckling* Alright, time to go, Buffalo.

Jaune: *Chuckles harder* I'm out the door, Dinosaur.

Yang: Hang loose, Mongoose.

Jaune: ...

Yang: You know what I mean, Jelly-bean?

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Smirks and turns to walk away*

Jaune: Take care... Teddy-bear.

Yang: *Glares* Bye bye, Butterfly.

Jaune: Too-da-loo, Kangaroo.

Yang: Hit the road, Jaune.

Jaune: Oh, that one doesn't rhyme!

Yang: No, Jaune. I'm telling you to get out of my house.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Yang: Did you have sex in our dorm?

Blake: ...

Weiss: Ugh, seriously? Where?

Blake: ...

Weiss: Where?

Blake: ...

Weiss: ... W-Where Blake?

Blake: ... Seems like you already know where.

Weiss: *Covers her mouth in disbelief*

Why does Ochaco like Bakugo?

Like actually. Why does she treat Bakugo friendly? Why does she say she thinks he’s cool? Why does she use the insult he gave her best friend, the name she was expressly told was an insult, as a nickname for said friend? Why does she have nothing negative to say to the guy who demeans, insults, and assaults her best friend on a constant basis?

Why do fans see this and immediately want her to cuck Izuku for Bakugo while he watches?

Questions like this make me slowly regret checking out the show and giving it a chance when I did more and more with each day. As well as a large assortment of other things that would take me hours to even get through half.