Jaune: Happy Birthday Ruby! *Hands Her His Present*

Jaune: Happy Birthday Ruby! *Hands her his present*

Ruby: Aw, thank you Jaune! *Opens gift*

Ruby: *Gasps as she pulls out a black and red dog collar* You shouldn't have!

_WBYJNPR: 😄

Ruby: *Clasps it around her neck and looks in a mirror* I love it! It's a bit tight, but I'm not picky. If you wanted to mix things up Jaune, all you to do was as-

*Bark*

Ruby: Huh? *Looks down to see her dog Zwei, quickly realizing her mistake*

Jaune: 😳

_WBY_NPR: *At a lost for words*

Ruby: Uh...

Arc Sister's: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Whitley: Hmm... Wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard. 🙄

Jaune: *Walks in* Oh sisters, I'm back from war.

Whitley: Hello sailor!~ 😍

Jaune: Ruby, it's alright. Your... assets simply lie elsewhere.

Ruby: Oh yeah? Where?! *Hits table in frustration, causing a plate of cookies to fall over*

Ruby: Ah nuts! *Quickly turns and bends over to pick them up*

Jaune: 😳

*Thump!*

Yang: Hm? Did you just bump the table with your leg?

Jaune: You could say that, yes.

The Bigger Win

Yang: Ha! I win~!

Ruby: Grrrr! So what I have small boobs! Jaune doesn’t like me because I have a big boobs; He likes me for my adorable personality~!

Yang: True, but I can get him hard in a minute without touching him with these girls. Can you do that?

Ruby: …

Ruby: Jaune, that’s not true is it?!

Jaune: Let’s just say I’m sitting down, behind this table for a reason. Okay?

Yang: Ha, that’s one for me~!

Ruby: Ahh nuts…

Jaune: *Leaving Yangs House* Alright, see you later, Alligator.

Yang: *Chuckles* After a while, Crocadile.

Jaune: *Also chuckles* Okie-dokie Artachokie.

Yang: *Keeps chuckling* Alright, time to go, Buffalo.

Jaune: *Chuckles harder* I'm out the door, Dinosaur.

Yang: Hang loose, Mongoose.

Jaune: ...

Yang: You know what I mean, Jelly-bean?

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Smirks and turns to walk away*

Jaune: Take care... Teddy-bear.

Yang: *Glares* Bye bye, Butterfly.

Jaune: Too-da-loo, Kangaroo.

Yang: Hit the road, Jaune.

Jaune: Oh, that one doesn't rhyme!

Yang: No, Jaune. I'm telling you to get out of my house.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Roman: Turn around and give me all your money!

Tai: *Put hands up and turns* Ok ok! Please don't shoot.

Roman: Wait... Tai?

Tai: Roman?

Roman: Holy crap!

Tai: Long time no see, man! It's been awhile!

Roman: Yeah, it has. Oh, get down on your knees real quick.

Tai: *Kneels down* Oh right.

Roman: How've you been man?

Tai: Just got back to Vale last week. How about you?

Roman: Oh, I've been great. But hey, you still dating that girl Raven?

Tai: Nah, me and her broke up a while back. But, remember my leader Summer?

Roman: Yeah, I think I remember her.

Tai: *Smiles and reveals wedding ring*

Roman: *Gasps in shock before taking the ring* Wow...

Tai: It's our anniversary today.

Roman: *Pockets ring* Congratulations man.

Tai: Yeah, it's been 3 years already.

Roman: *Looking through Tai's wallet* Yeah, cute kids too.

Tai: Thanks man.

Roman: Alright, well I'm about whack you with my cane, but it was nice seeing you again.

Tai: Yeah, you too.

Roman: *Raises cane* Alright, take care.

Ironwood: Freeze! Put the cane down and put your hands up!

Tai: ... James?

Ironwood: Tai?

Roman: James?

Ironwood: Roman?!

Roman: Oh my god!

Ironwood: I can't believe it!

Tai: The gangs all here!

traditional art for a change!

ren and nora showing their leader some love(they've missed him so much)