Scarlet: I Got A Latte Order For Jaune?

Scarlet: I got a latte order for Jaune?

Jaune: That's me. Thank you.

Scarlet: Wait... Jaune, is that you?!

Jaune: Excuse me?

Scarlet: Remember me?

Scarlet: Spanish class?

Jaune: I-I'm sorry...

Scarlet: C'mon. Shade Academy, we sat right next to each other.

Jaune: I'm still drawing a blank here.

Scarlet: We even played Lacrosse together.

Jaune: I know nothing about Lacrosse.

Scarlet: We were great buddies!

Jaune: Look, I'm sorry. I'm running kinda late here.

Scarlet: You were like the most popular kid in school.

Jaune: I... I was?

Scarlet: Yeah, you were class president! Everyone loved you. All the girls had a secret crush on you.

Jaune: T-they did?

Scarlet: Yeah, so did I.

Jaune: ... What?

Scarlet: When I finally came out to everyone, you were the only one that supported me. You gave me the courage to finally open up to my parents and allow them to love me for who I really am.

Scarlet: And you didn't just help me, you've done great things for all of Vacuo. You redirected the lives of troubled kids by showing them that gang violence isn't the way.

Jaune: I... I did?

Scarlet: You were an inspiration to us all.

Jaune: *Scratches head in disbelief*

Scarlet: It's probably hard for you to remember. Doctors weren't sure if you'd ever get your memory back from that incident.

Jaune: Wait... What incident?

Scarlet: When you saved those orphans from a burning church, a chunk of debris fell on your head. You were in a coma for 9 months.

Jaune: I-I was?

Scarlet: It was the bravest thing I ever saw.

Jaune: O-oh, well... Thank you.

Scarlet: *Places hand upon Jaune cheek* I understand you can't remember right now... But I'll never forget the last words you said to me before you ran into that building.

Jaune: What did I say?

Scarlet: You said "Puedo perder mi vida, pero la esperanza…"

(Translation: I may lose my life, but hope...)

Scarlet + Jaune: "La esperanza es lo último que perderé."

(Translation: Hope is the last thing I'll lose)

Jaune: Y'know... I-I think I'm starting to remember now!

Scarlet: Well, it's good to have you back, Jaune.

Jaune: Well, it's good to be back.

Scarlet: *Hands him his latte, but stops as he see's the name written on it* Wait... It's Jaune with an AU?

Jaune: Yeah?

Scarlet: Oh, I think I mistaken you for someone else. My bad. Here's your latte, have a nice day. *Gives him his drink before immediately going back to work*

Jaune: B-but wait-

Scarlet: I got an order for Flynt?

Scarlet: Flynt? I-Is that you?!

Flynt: Do I know you?

Scarlet: You saved my wife from a grizzly bear attack!

Why does Ochaco like Bakugo?

Like actually. Why does she treat Bakugo friendly? Why does she say she thinks he’s cool? Why does she use the insult he gave her best friend, the name she was expressly told was an insult, as a nickname for said friend? Why does she have nothing negative to say to the guy who demeans, insults, and assaults her best friend on a constant basis?

Why do fans see this and immediately want her to cuck Izuku for Bakugo while he watches?

Questions like this make me slowly regret checking out the show and giving it a chance when I did more and more with each day. As well as a large assortment of other things that would take me hours to even get through half.

Jaune: Happy Birthday Ruby! *Hands her his present*

Ruby: Aw, thank you Jaune! *Opens gift*

Ruby: *Gasps as she pulls out a black and red dog collar* You shouldn't have!

_WBYJNPR: 😄

Ruby: *Clasps it around her neck and looks in a mirror* I love it! It's a bit tight, but I'm not picky. If you wanted to mix things up Jaune, all you to do was as-

*Bark*

Ruby: Huh? *Looks down to see her dog Zwei, quickly realizing her mistake*

Jaune: 😳

_WBY_NPR: *At a lost for words*

Ruby: Uh...

Whitley: So here’s what I’m thinking. I speak a little Portuguese from that time I opened a school in the favelas of Mistral-

Weiss: Ugh, barf.

Whitley: What?

Weiss: I said barf. I can’t deal with your bragging anymore.

Whitley: How is that bragging? I said I speak a little Portuguese, when I’m actually fluent, orbrigado.

Weiss: Oh shut up!

Whitley: I get it, you’re jealous. I’d be jealous, too, if someone was better than me at everything they’re whole life.

Jaune: Oh no.

Weiss: *Scoffs* Not everything! I have more allergies than you!

Jaune: Not the best brag...

Whitley: I have so many allergies, I just found out I’m allergic to chia seeds!

Jaune: But apparently effective.

Weiss: I’m allergic to chia and acai berries!

Whitley: Yeah? My throat gets scratchy when I eat stone fruit!

Hm... What about a double lancaster? Jaune x (female)Ruby and (male)Ruby

(wanted to try an outlandish one and came up with this)

Are these twins Rubes? Is one Ruby from a parallel world?

Might as well do the inverse, right?

A whole mess of'em

Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...

Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*

Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.

Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*

Jaune: What's this?

Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"

Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-

Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"