I'm Married To Science!

I'm married to science!

i mean, i'd rather be married to the hero or a hot lab assistant but science is fine too i guess

That is usually a lot cheaper if you don't need evil specialty items. Of course the evil store is evil so they price gouge a lot. and they play the most annoying eldritch music too

what're some of the best quality (and fairly cheap) products in the evil store?

Some of the cheapest but best quality stuff would be the beakers! Those things are made to be super durable and easy for new scientists to use!

This would be very important research that would benefit all of mankind

im gonna be honest i thought you were a gimmick blog where you talked about catboys in an academic context, but you're actually just cute so it's a w either way

Lmao

I do wanna talk about how to bioengineer catboys at some point

parafilm is just better saran wrap

Hey, our resident evil scientist kinda disappeared... So we're hiring! Could we interest you in a position in the E.V.I.L. G.R.O.U.P.

-Evil apples

(btw, we mostly fight @the-fort-official, who is run by my (by comparison) good counterpart)

Sure! Villain team ups always work out, I think.

Actually I'm pretty sure they're still subject to the law of conservation of ninjutsu, but that still sounds like fun!

Trick or treat! (Totally unsuspiciously, not wielding a melatoray...)

(and completely not dressed as herself...)

(totally unsuspiciously gives candy using a pair of tongs while wearing thick gloves, goggles, and a gas mask)

Here you go! These definitely won't transform you into a dark reflection of your repressed inner desires or turn you invisible or into a wolfman/wolfwoman. It's blue flavor!!