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A List Of Some Of My Favorite Things Overheard At School, Part Eight:
A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part eight:
“Well I do have long ass legs...” - “You have ass-legs???”
“Do you know just how many times you’ve lied to me and laughed at my pain?”
“I’m trying to get high. I put on this V-neck sweater every time I get high.”
“No, your brother would totally help if your boyfriend went into anaphylactic shock.”
*loud cry of pain* - “Oh, come on, that’s like the least hurtful thing I’ve hit you with today!”
“I’m glad you joined us for this friendly bowling game.” - “This was neither friendly, nor bowling...”
“How could you cry when a boy is becoming a man in the eyes of the Jewish faith?”
“I need to smooth the parrot!” - “I hate it when people don’t smooth the parrot...”
“Privileged white person...” - “YOU TOO ARE WHITE.”
“Yeah... shouldn’t he be statistically dead by now?”
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A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part nine:
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“Are you licking me?” - “It’s my last line of defense.”
“I’m Chinese, I don’t care about Japan!” - “Aren’t you Korean?” - “........I messed up, okay?!”
“Your boyfriend can wait, he’s a republican. They have to wait for the wall anyway, he’s used to waiting.”
“This is my second ever Walmart experience, and I’ve got to say, so far it’s mostly positive.” - “...” - “What.”
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Hey man I’ll take it, I’m not even out of high school yet.
I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test