These Are Hilarious - Tumblr Posts
LMAAAOOOO
I’m gonna start writing the stuff I’m too embarrassed to make posts about as bad porno titles, for example:
Slutty Seeker Gets His Valve Scrubbed By Sexy Trinemates
Cassette Player Monitors Space Station **Gone Wrong** **Gone Sexual**
Science Officer Creates The Future Of Cybertron (Not Clickbait!!)
Prime Gets Close To Primus, Gets Off Matrix Style
Air Commander Jealous Of Sexy Scientist And Captivating Comms Officers Voracious Valves
Two Commanders, One Medic
LMAAAOOOO
I’m gonna start writing the stuff I’m too embarrassed to make posts about as bad porno titles, for example:
Slutty Seeker Gets His Valve Scrubbed By Sexy Trinemates
Cassette Player Monitors Space Station **Gone Wrong** **Gone Sexual**
Science Officer Creates The Future Of Cybertron (Not Clickbait!!)
Prime Gets Close To Primus, Gets Off Matrix Style
Air Commander Jealous Of Sexy Scientist And Captivating Comms Officers Voracious Valves
Two Commanders, One Medic
A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part nine:
It’s been far too long since I made one of these
“You don’t get a say in this conversation. Finish the dishes, peasant.” - “Oh, I see how it it. You want tumblr followers more than a loving and devoted brother.” - “... what.” (This one is from home tho.)
“You will have sex with the guy and you will like the penis.”
“They’re half gay, half straight, depending on who they fuck more.” - “...Bisexual?”
“Mmh yes, get that sexy creep shot.”
*While displaying apple watch* “I just reached my standing goal!” - “You’re sitting.”
“Are you licking me?” - “It’s my last line of defense.”
“I’m Chinese, I don’t care about Japan!” - “Aren’t you Korean?” - “........I messed up, okay?!”
“Your boyfriend can wait, he’s a republican. They have to wait for the wall anyway, he’s used to waiting.”
“This is my second ever Walmart experience, and I’ve got to say, so far it’s mostly positive.” - “...” - “What.”
“Youtube is not pie. If T-Series gets more Youtube, there isn’t any less Youtube for Pewdiepie.”
not me just sharing my favorite Gene lines I’ve ever written because his dialogue is so much fun to write 😂😂
My girls <3
Memes time ✨
hey mutuals and sonic fans alike please rb with the most fucked up, stupid, and silly images and gifs of Shadow you have im trying to amass a collection. Just give me the dumbest memes and shit you have.
examples:
