Flowers

flowers

A field of flowers

Yet none as sweet as you, dear

The root of my love

A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part nine:

It’s been far too long since I made one of these

“You don’t get a say in this conversation. Finish the dishes, peasant.” - “Oh, I see how it it. You want tumblr followers more than a loving and devoted brother.” - “... what.” (This one is from home tho.)

“You will have sex with the guy and you will like the penis.” 

“They’re half gay, half straight, depending on who they fuck more.” - “...Bisexual?”

“Mmh yes, get that sexy creep shot.” 

*While displaying apple watch* “I just reached my standing goal!” - “You’re sitting.” 

“Are you licking me?” - “It’s my last line of defense.”

“I’m Chinese, I don’t care about Japan!” - “Aren’t you Korean?”  - “........I messed up, okay?!”

“Your boyfriend can wait, he’s a republican. They have to wait for the wall anyway, he’s used to waiting.”

“This is my second ever Walmart experience, and I’ve got to say, so far it’s mostly positive.” - “...” - “What.”

“Youtube is not pie. If T-Series gets more Youtube, there isn’t any less Youtube for Pewdiepie.”

“Spider”

Have some time on your hands? Want to kill it by reading a short, random story? Well I have just the thing for you!

---I scuttled yet faster as I heard the noise once more, the noise that had meant death for my brothers and sisters, the noise that would surely mean death for me as well. The high pitched whining was throwing me off, and I looked around the open expanse of rough nothingness around me, my heart jumping into my throat. A wall to my back, nothing to hide under around myself. I was stuck, and I could hear them coming.---   wordcount: 1021

Here’s a link to the A03:  /╲/\( •̀ ω •́ )/\╱\

I’m looking for A03 fic writers

I was just wondering how many of you were out there, and I always love seeing a good fic rec appear on my dash. Could you reblog this so that I can follow you and see when you post works about any of the following universes?

-Supernatural

-Dan and Phil

-Thomas Sanders

-Marvel

-Sherlock

-Doctor Who

-Harry Potter

Can you help me?

I’ve thought about this long and hard and decided that I would like my first child’s initials to spell “OTP”. This is a great thought in theory. However, it has been (rudely) brought to my attention that my last name does not begin with the letter “P”. Obviously, this is a big problem if I plan to name my child accordingly. 

I’ve been looking for a spouse with a last name beginning with the letter “P” for a long while now. However, disappointingly, I have yet to find one. I’ve searched everywhere I know of; Craigslist, Amazon, Yahoo, and I’ve even given Etsy a shot. However, I can’t seem to find one (at least not within my price range). 

I really want my child’s initials to spell out “OTP”. I'm partial to the names Ophelia Tana and Owen Troy. Please, if you know of anyway I could procure a husband (preferably) whose name I could take, please let me know immediately. 

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.