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This be a bruh moment

Arcwitch: Ear cleaning

Jaune laid his head on his mature girlfriend's lovely thighs and said girlfriend was cleaning his ears. They were alone in her office on the couch. They both enjoyed the quietness and each other's company.

Although, Jaune's cheeks were a bit flushed since he could feel Glynda's massive chest pressing against the back of his head.

Glynda seemed to notice it and had a mischievous smirk on her face. Sometimes she loves making him squirm.

Glynda: Alright Jaune, the other ear.

Jaune did what he was told and immediately thanked the Brothers regretted it. He was now facing Glynda's stomach and bust.

Jaune let out an audible gulp and tried to conceal his boner. He looked to the side, or up at his girlfriend, barely past her heavenly breasts was her teasing face looking down at him.

Glynda: There, all done~

Glynda blew into Jaune's ear, making him shiver. She giggled at his reaction.

Jaune shifted himself so the back of his rested on her lap. Glynda affectionately played with his hair in a soothing manner.

Glynda: Well, we still have some time to kill, what do you want to do?

Jaune stared at her before noticing something...

Jaune: 'She's not wearing a bra!'

Yes, he saw two small peaks in her blouse, ever since they started dating in secret, her more naughty side slowly started to show.

Jaune unconsciously licked his lips before answering.

Jaune: I'm a bit thirsty.

Glynda raised an eyebrow while her smirk widen.

Glynda: Oh~? What is it you want~?

Jaune: Milk.

Glynda laughed, as she expected. She started undoing her blouse's buttons with one hand while continuing to stroke his hair. A second later her breasts popped out with her nipples slowly started getting erect.

Glynda: It's only natural for you~ Now open up~

Jaune did as he was told, like a good boy. Glynda crossed her legs so he could get some elevation and leaned in on his face. She let out a satisfied sigh as she felt him suck and nibble on her breast.

She continued to play with his locks while humming a soothing tune.

I'm back, for now, college is just downright stressful. Pair that up with me being a casual writer.

Jaune and Blake discussing which smut scene was better in Ninjas of Love

Gimme some crack ship prompts

That last anon who tried to play off my experiences during Covid as a story just have me raging even hours later. Like how the ever loving fuck can anyone convince themselves that calling a persons life experience made up is okay? I had people accusing me of hiding information from them. I had people screaming at me for overreacting to Covid and other people losing their shit saying I wasn’t treating Covid seriously enough. I had to hear stories of friends dying after being infected from Covid by careless and heartless guests. I was told by corporate I had to do more to check in and make sure my employees where okay while no one could give a flying fuck if I was okay. I had guests old enough to be my parents demanding comfort from me. I BROKE during Covid. So do not tell me my experiences are a fucking story.

Just a little idea I've been having. What would a possible fusion of Jaune and Ren would look like, weapons included.

Name: Reaune ["Ron"] / Jie ["G"]

Hairstyle: Jaune's hairstyle, but with Ren's black hair and the pink streak is blonde.

Eye color: Blue.

Clothes: Ren's Vol 1 clothes with gold and white details, and armor plates resembling Jaune's future armor, with some leg armor. Two belts containing Dust magazines.

Personality: A calm, humble man who has a sense of justice and a willingness to help people. A great strategist, and an even greater cook. Will always put those around him first. Can be socially awkward (in Ren's' way) and very dense (in Jaune's way).

Weapons: Tempestas Mors ["Storm Death / Death Storm"]

(Pistol-sword hybrid) (Right hand), Jaune's shield with the two's crests combined (Left hand).

(Just imagine it in Ren and Jaune's colors)

Aura color: Yellow gold with pink details.

Semblance: Boosted Tranquility [Revitalizes and heals everyone in a wide radius while simultaneously calming them].

Strengths:

Leadership

Cooking

Strategic thinking

level-headedness

Martial artist

Swordsmanship

Endurance

Weaknesses:

Nora

Denseness

Atychiphobia (Fear of failure)

PTSD (From Ren's half)

Inferiority Complex (From Jaune's side)

Let me know what you think!

Specialist Arc: Competition Part 3

Oh boy...

Jaune continued to rest in his bed, well trying to anyway. He feels like shit due to the cold and the fact that he let Winter and Glynda do classes by themselves, with him not with them.

He knows that those two hate each other's guts, but he hopes that they'll get along with each other.

And besides, those two are two of the most disciplined people he knows. Surely they won't cause many problems...

Right...?

Meanwhile...

BOOM!

Winter and Glynda clashed in the latter's classroom. Their respective weapons have long gone from their grasp as they just settled on fists to cuffs.

The two fierce women were pushing against each other trying to overpower each other. Both seemed to be on equal footing.

Winter: Not bad for an old hag such as yourself!

Glynda: How old do you think I am?!

Winter: smirk Old enough to be Ozpin's wife!

Unbeknownst to Winter, what she said REALLY cut deep, for only that she should be that lazy asshole's wife, but also implying she has lived since the beginning of Remnant.

With a rageful yell, Glynda manages to overpower Winter in their deadlock, and push her into the ground but the specialist intentionally did this so she could kick the angry deputy off of her, sending her flying to the other side of the arena.

Glynda managed to re-orient herself mid-air and land safely. She barely stopped Winter's punch at her face.

Glynda kneed Winter in the gut and threw her away. Winter's aura flared, but she wasn't bothered as much by the blow.

Winter: You call that a hit to the stomach?! Jaune has hit me multiple times there with his big, meaty swo-!

Glynda: SHUT IT!

While the two of them continued their brawl. The students watching were split into two; the ones cheering and betting, and the ones awkwardly watching the entire show.

Blake: This is so scuffed.

Yang: Are you kidding?! This is the best! 20 on Goodwitch!

Weiss: Xiao Long don't make bets!

Ruby: Don't worry Weiss, I got this handled! 30 on Weiss' sister!

Weiss: RUBY!

Ruby: Oh um, sorry! 40 on her!

Coco: 50 on Goodwitch!

Velvet: Coco no!

Coco: COCO YES!

Meanwhile...again...

Oobleck: Should we stop this?

Ozpin: And get in between THAT? No thank you.

Oobleck: ...Fair.

Port: Look at them go! To think this is all because those two are smitten with the Arc lad!

With Jaune...

Jaune: Meh...I'm sure it's fine.

[Hilarious de-railing one-liner]