Ok But What If-

Ok but what if-

Alphys would be the type of person to read a fluff fic and blush and squeal and cover her eyes before reading the next chapter and then have a complete emotionless face while scanning through smut fics at three am and laugh tiredly at stupid moments.

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(ik you like mettaton so i’m tagging you lol @stelvu )

Reblogging because I just remembered sans fornite dancing and I'm mad again

i HATE EVERYTHING I HAD THE BEST DREAM LAsT NIGHT WHERE ROUXLS KAARD WAS ADOPTING LANCER AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY DREAM CAMERA TURNS TO SANS AND HE JUST GOES “Get dunked on” AND FORTNITE DANCES AND THen I WOKE UP I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW

Kris, signing to Toriel: (Susie was banned from Chicken shack so we had to go out to get some food.)

Susie, grumbling: They shouldn't say all you can eat if they don't MEAN it....

Kris:...

Kris, signing judgmentally:(She ate a chair.)

Kris gives off quietly chaotic vibes and I love that.

Like, they spend half a second in prison and then "perpetuates the cycle of existence" (aka eats moss) like "This is my life now"

I bet that if instead of threatening Kris when Susie ate the chalk, and she some offered instead... Kris would have eaten the chalk without a second thought.