@wickedhawtwexler Lol You Never Know If You Should Tag Someone Or If You're Just Being Annoying

@wickedhawtwexler lol you never know if you should tag someone or if you're just being annoying

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

Ppfff at this point, everyone knows, they just need to kiss already

Tell us something only the real Boorman would know.

Oooo

Just imagine- Jealous Jade

Now I need a fic for it, @fuck-off-im-ace

Willow (the show not the man) makes this whole thing about Airk being a player and flirting with all the girls meanwhile Kit is just running around looking like that and we're meant to believe she's not the same as her brother?! Please.

Ajax: So you would date a women shorter than you?

Enid: No

Ajax: ...?

Wednesday: She already is, dumbass

Ajax: Would you ever date a man who’s shorter than you?

Enid: Nope.

Ajax: But… isn’t that shallow?

Enid, looking down at Wednesday: Trust me, it’s not height that I have a problem with.

Literally me

sometimes i forget my eyes are shit so i go a whole ass morning without my glasses and then when i finally put them on i am reminded of why exactly my head has been hurting for the past six hours

Because she wouldn't be comfortable around anyone else to show her 'weakness'

okay headcanon that wednesday lets herself look stupid/be vulnerable when it’s just her and enid because thinking about the murder board and enid being like “ted bundy’s pinterest board” and the “i don’t know who etsy is, but i doubt she was an outcast settler”

because yeah i for sure think enid would constantly make references to social media and because wednesday is comfortable around enid she would be like “…what is a twitter” and enid would be like 🥺🥺🥺