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I raided the fucking shop. Rolled a 20 for fire damage…
BUT HEY I KILLED THE GUARDS!!
The Misadventures Of My PCs
so im currently running a dnd campaign and the players are “banana crusader” (no real name or anything we legit just call him banana) and he got a bag of holding from a quest. When he saw guards of a town trying to kill someone he STUFFED THEM IN THE BAG OF HOLDING TILL THEY SUFFOCATED. He also chugged a mysterious potion that made him half his size. There was also a town with a plant that made anyone in the vicinity of it insane and banana’s first question about it was “can i smoke it?” also during a fight with some evil clowns he tried to kick one in the balls and broke his foot.
we also have Giarin, a non binary birdfolk sorcerer who’s player hasnt gotten a single single digit roll. They will always default to grabbing someone and yeeting thrm from high in the air yelling “HIPPIDY HOPPIDY GET OFF THE PROPERTY!” And during the evil clown fight they killed two clowns in one yeet.
Calling myself out here—
Am I the only one who loves a pairing where one is a lovesick dork, who grew up with love all around them and the other is someone who doesn’t properly know how to love, who grew up alone and had to teach themselves how to survive without time for love to show?
I have no friends that didn’t tag me :)
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Choose your next words VERY carefully, Janus.
Your on a narrow ledge between life and death.
the dude lies
Oh poor Yuri…
You like *some* knights, buddy.
yuriashegrid….
WE ARE PUTTING MARIANNE IN THE BOX!!
The Box
Lysithea: This box is where we put the things we love.
Ignatz: Can I put Marianne in the box?
Lysithea: No.
Hilda: Can I put Marianne in the box?
Lysithea: No!
Lorenz: Can I-
Lysithea: NO ONE IS PUTTING MARIANNE IN THE BOX!
KILL IT WITH FIRE
When i see a cave spider in minecraft i get the same fear as if i saw a real spider in my room
T O N I G H T ! ! ! !
Promised OC post (6/6)
Academy Phase only
Vince Oya Cirice
Alegiance: Adrestian Empire
“…I’m Vince” -Vince, Introducing themselves to Byleth.
Vince Oya Cirice lives in the Adrestian Empire, his family is favored by a few houses for their battle strategies, haunted by something in his past, at the beginning of Vince’s time at the officers academy, he is selectively mute, refusing to speak for the most part. Only after the events at the Goddess’s Rite of Rebirth did he open up to his classmates and allies.
Strengths: Sword, Lance, Axe
Weaknesses: Bow, Faith, Reason
Close Allies (Their house): Edelguard, Dorthea, Caspar, Linhardt, Petra.
Close Allies (Other houses): Hazel, Ri, Braelyn, Vieoa.
Promised OC post (5/6)
Academy Phase only
Vieoa Ginmiea
Alegiance: Holy Kingdom of Faerghus
“Heyo! Im Vieoa! Nice to meet ya Professor!” -Vieoa, Introducing themselves to Byleth.
Vieoa Ginmiea is a commoner living in the kingdom, her uncle insisted she attend the Officers Academy, and even paid to allow her to go. She is a very kindhearted girl, yet is also fierce when in battle.
Strengths: Sword, Flying, Faith
Weaknesses: Riding, Bow, Lance
Close Allies (Their house): Braelyn, Dedue, Mercedes, Annette, Ashe, Ingrid.
Close Allies (Other houses): Hazel, Ri, Leonie, Vince, Cerirn, Constance, Hapi.
Promised OC post (4/6)
Academy Phase only
Ri Zoifai
Alegiance: Lester Alliance
“Greetings. Im Ri. If you need any assistance, I will be here to help” -Ri, Introducing themselves to Byleth
Ri Zoifai is a commener, whos famliy raised enough money to send her to the Officers Academy for her education. She doesn’t take this for granted and doesn’t slack off, although she can’t see eye-to-eye with the Proffessor at times.
Strengths: Riding, Lance, Hv. Armor
Weaknesses: Faith, Flying
Close Allies (Their house): Claude, Hilda, Leonie, Marianne, Hazel.
Close Allies (Other houses): Braelyn, Vieoa, Vince, Dorthea, Bernadetta, Yuri, Constance.
White Lily
White Lily ~ Not Requested
Pairing: Caspar von Bergliez x Linhardt von Herving
Post-Timeskip, War Phase- Azure Moon route.
Warnings: Depictions of violence and injuries, mentions/depictions of torture
Caspar is a spy, and Linhardt worries his mouth will get him into trouble…which it does.
“Good job, Caspar. Thanks to your reports, we have a light at the end of this dark tunnel.” Byleth, Caspar’s old professor said, as they fixed their hair into its usual style. Using an old gift from the Blue Lions “It’s no problem, Professor. I want this war over just as much as the next guy” the shorter male stated, before picking up his bag “I need to get back to the Strike Force, before they suspect something.” He turned to leave, stopped by the professor placing their hand on his shoulder “They believe you are burying the dead, do they not?” They questioned “Uh.. yes, they do.” The other answered, confused “Why not stay a moment,” they offered ,“someone in particular has been worried about you.” The professor said once more, gesturing towards the doorway where a soft ‘eh’ could be heard. When Caspar investigated the noise, he came face to face with his friend, Linhardt, who he had not seen since the First Battle of Garreg Mach. He had grown older, as had Caspar, it had been five years after all. “Lin I- I’m relived to see your safe!” Caspar exclaimed, half of him wanting to hug the man, the other half wanting to place a hand on his shoulder, he chose the latter. The green haired male relaxed when the shorters hand had been placed on his shoulder. “Caspar you had me concerned… I did not know what became of you and our professor is not so inclined to speak to me, especially about… this!” Linhardt remarked, gesturing to Caspar “About me?” “Yes, you.” Linhardt sighed ,”I won’t hold you up, you must get back to the Strike Force… But please remain vigilant and watch what you say.” “I will Lin, don’t die out there” As quickly as he had appeared in front of him, Caspar was gone. Returning to his camp “You know, it would be better to tell him.” “I would rather not risk our friendship. I can cope with being his friend, Professor.” The professor gave a chuckle, followed by a knowing look “Alright, Linhardt. But it’s an option you have.” then, they walked off to find everyone and hear their reports, and hear what they had to say. Linhardt stood outside on the balcony, leaning on the stone walls. He couldn’t help but let his mind wander to the more peaceful days, to days when the shorter male would come to him, injured and looking for advice on how to defeat taller people, Linhardt would be lying if he said he did not find this funny but to the days when Linhardt would be protected by the ‘Tiny Ball of Energy’ not fighting for his life in a war. When his former classmates didn’t chase him around a battlefield, attempting to kill him. Caspar was still on his side, he was an ally, but he felt worlds apart. No matter who had accompanied him, he had an overwhelming sense of loneliness. A sigh escaped him as he stepped back inside.
Days turned into weeks, weeks nearly turned into months. Yet no word from Caspar. Even if he was unsure of this fact, the professor themselves had seemed a little worried. Yet it took Linhardt far to much courage to ask the professor. He wanted this to remain a hunch, a theory. He did not want this to become a reality. But he had to, if Caspar was found out then Byleth would know. Seeing the professor in the war room, Linhardt inhaled before approaching them “Professor.” Linhardt’s nervousness surfaced and came out with his voice, “L…Linhardt..!” The professor said, startled. “Apologies… I didn’t see you there.” “Sorry for startling you, but… is something wrong?” Linhardt said his prayers to a Goddess the swore abandoned him five years ago, when he thought he saw Caspar for the last time. “Y..yes. Caspar has not been in contact. Our final transaction was him leaving a white lily with Anna.” “A white lily? A code you and Caspar have, I assume.” “It is. It represents ‘Ive been found out, help’” Linhardts world stopped dead, the professors tired eyes as they said this to him were an image he couldn’t shake. He could hear a version of Caspar in his head repeat the message and corrupt it.
I’ve been found out, Help.
Help! I’ve been found out- Their going to kill me!
I’ve been dead for nearly a month, yet you couldn’t man up and get the professor to tell you. Coward
His thoughts were stopped far to late for his liking, the professors worried eyes met his. “Linhardt! Snap out of it!” the professors hands were pushed off his shoulders as he gripped the sides of his head, desperately trying to keep tears from falling. “Oh goddess..” Byleth muttered, pulling the male into a hug. “Linhardt calm down… Please…” The healer took some time to become functional again, and just before Byleth was about to pull away from the hug, A soldier ran inside the war room “Mx. Byleth! We have recived a letter!” “Can it wait, sir?” “Its from Emperor Edelguard and Sir Hubert…Sir Caspar—“ Hearing the name, Linhardts posture straightened “What about him?!” “He’s being held hostage. They’re offering an exchange— Sir Linhardt for Sir Caspar” “…What…” A figure from behind the soldier spoke up, that figure was Gilbert who had chased the soldier to try and keep them from disturbing Byleth “Why would they want Linhardt?” “He would be the Strike Force’s only healer… But he joined the Kingdom.” Byleth muttered, piecing together the situation. “Professor-“ before he could finish the professor nodded “I know. We’ll come up with a plan, Gilbert. Sound the bell. Everyone needs to gather in the war room.” Soon, everyone had gathered. Everyone knew Caspar was on our side, he was captured. They were offering a trade. After many ideas went around the table, everyone settled for Lysitheia’s idea. once the trade was completed, Linhardt would cast Warp on Hubert and warp him away from the exchange. Then he would use an offensive spell against Edelguard and run. But Linhardt was unsure, he would be able to cause an injury- but to a classmate who could ruin his life? He shuddered at the thought of the sinarios of what happened if he did and didn’t attack.
“Just tell us, Bergliez. How is the Kingdom getting support!” Caspar spat out the water in his mouth “Keep trying, vampy! I can do this all day!” Hubert sighed “You have no chance, you know this. Yet you still resist…” the black haired man shoved Caspars head into the icy water infront of him, at this point Hubert knew when to let Caspar up for air, it was irritating this had gone on so long. Pulled back out of the water, Caspar regained his breath. Hubert took a look at his condition- His armor was off, his shirt and bottoms were practically garbage and his face was bloody and brused. He had fight in him, a bit too much fight. “I suppose this method will get us nowhere.” Hubert remarked. pulling Caspar away from the water and towards the middle of the room, “But it does open to another possibility” Hubert smirked, electricity crackling from his fingertips. The scream that came from Caspar echoed, even echoing into Linhardts mind. who wondered what was happening to his friend.
The day had arrived, the day marked. The exchange date. Linhardt stood next to Byleth as Hubert and Edelguard warped to the area, Caspar with them. He looked weak- his arms were tied behind his back and he was blindfolded, it was the only way to keep him from knowing what was going on. “We held up our end of the deal, Hubert! Give us back Caspar!” “We will take Herving first, Professor” the mage remarked, Byleth pulled the healer closer “At the same time, then. Vestra.” they remarked coldly. Hubert nodded as the two begain to walk towards eachother, Linhardt following Byleth and Caspar being pushed along by Hubert. Byleth held one hand out to take Caspar, as Hubert did the same. 3… 2… 1…
Caspar fell fowards into Byleths arms with a grunt, and Hubert wrapped his hand around Linhardts upper arm. Quickly remembering the plan, Linhardt warped Hubert away, and seeing as Edelguard was far enough away, he ran back behind the professor. “As expected. You had a plan. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame.” Edelguard said, before being warped away. Byleth released a breath they didnt know they held and Linhardt frantically removed the blindfold and untied Caspars arms, which limply fell to his sides. “We need to get back- We need Mercedes and Marianne.” Byleth nodded and mounted the wyvern they had used to get here and flew towards Garreg Mach. Soon landing close to the medical room. Linhardt struggled to carry Caspar to the medical room as Byleth ran to find the other two healers, for right now, Linhardt had to keep Caspar stable on his own, But his current struggle was getting to the medical room. Step by step, second my second, blood drop by blood drop. Eventually Linhardt made it to the medical room and set Caspar down on the cot to begin examining and healing his wounds. There were many cuts on his stomach and chest, but one looked the worse, a slash across Caspars stomach that seemed very deep and might very well be infected. Linhardt focused on healing the majority of the worse injuries, and bandaging the ones he couldn’t fully heal. The next thing Linhardt had to do was change Caspar, his shirt was soaked and bloody, which alongside the overpowering scent of blood and the scarlet liquid on his hands and clothes made the healer want to vomit. Yet he pushed the urge down, his mind didn’t see a moment to vomit, it saw his friend. Soaked, bloody, brused, burned and heard his labored breathing and had a singular focus.
heal him.
Caspar’s breathing wouldn’t steady, and Linhardts heartbeat wouldn’t slow down. The green haired man could only do so much, and he was nearing the end of that road.
heal him.
An idea flickered into the healers head. Grabbing an elixir off the shelf, he casted a healing spell on it- hoping this insane idea would work.
heal him.
Linhardt had his wounded friend drink the elixir. Yet for the beginning it didn’t work. But soon- Caspar’s breathing became normal and the minor injuries Linhardt didn’t think to heal had disappeared. The healer exhaled, nearly collapsing on the spot but he kept his balance.
Days went by painstakingly slow. Yet on the sixth day, Mercedes had arrived at the door of Linhardts dorm with a smile. Knowing, Linhardt begain running to the medical room- the area was filled with a loud voice. Marianne was talking with none other then Caspar, who quickly looked over to the door when Linhardt opened it and his smiled widened- if it was possible. Mercedes called Marianne over to go to the dining hall with her, leaving the green haired healer and the blue haired fighter alone. “Hey Lin..” “Caspar- I told you to remain vigilant.” Linhardt mentally kicked himself for what he said. “I know you did. Sorry. But thanks for helping to rescue me.” Marianne must’ve told Caspar about how he got here. “It was Lysitheas idea” “I’ll have to thank her. But you were really brave.” “I wasnt. I just warped Hubert away.” “And carried me up here, avoided the urge to vomit- apparently, and managed to heal most of my injuries! You’re really amazing Lin!” “Thank you. I suppose.” Without warning, Caspar stood up from the cot. Linhardt moved next to him to keep him on his feet “You shouldn’t be on your feet yet, Caspar!” “Sorry. I just needed you close enough.” “I beg your par-?” Linhardt was cut off by Caspar’s lips connecting with his own, quickly they pulled away and Caspar apologized for the blunt action and seemed overall nervous until Linhardt planted a kiss on his lips to quiet him.
Meanwhile in the hall, The professor gave a nod to themselves. Proud of their students.
Soooo
I made an oc post the other day on Cerirn. and I realized he supports the Empire, and has an unknown crest that remains unknown.
So imagine Those Who Slither in The Dark kidnapping him to try and find out what his crest is either pre or post timeskip. Pre timeskip it would be a lot like when Flayn went missing minus the panicking Seteth and Monica entering the picture. Like a side mission is requested by Professor Hanneman/Manuela (if you didn’t pick the Black Eagles) or from Sothis (if you picked the Black Eagles.) That they noticed Cerirn never came back from the Mission and they would like you help to look for him. If you speak to a member of the Black Eagles (as the Golden Deer or Blue Lions professor) such as Vince, Linhardt, Edelguard or Caspar, they’ll join your mission. You enter Abyss (DLC pass) or through the hidden entrance you found (non-DLC) and begin searching. Soon you get word that theres movement from farther down. When investigating the battle begins (after the setup) with Cerirn weakly yelling for help from the darkness (which is like an Indoor fog effect.) When you find him a conversation begins between Byleth, Linhardt, Caspar and Cerirn. Like this-
L: “O-oh my.. that’s a lot of blood.”
B: Are you okay?/What happened to you?
Ce: “…I think Im okay now..?”
Ca: “What did those guys want with you?!”
Ce: “I-It was hard to pay attention. They wanted to experiment on me for my crest..”
B: Your crest?
Ce: “When they attacked me, I tried fighting back and my crest activated… Seeing what it was or not recognizing it made them nab me. Nobody was around to help..”
L: “You should let me heal your wounds… They could get infected”
Ce: “N-no please. Im not sure healing magic will work…”
L: “Nonsense.. please allow me to heal you.”
Ce: “if you insist..”
B: Who were those guys…
Ce: “I wish I knew, professor… I wish I knew...”
Ca: “Next time I see them i’ll pummel them for messing with my friend!!”
L: “Might I ask you remain closer to me during battle, Cerirn?”
Ce: “Sure, Linhardt”
Post Timeskip this specific squence would only happen Crimison Flower route. Cerirn goes missing, a tactical team locates him and the Strike Force raids the base and takes Cerirn back.
In the other routes where Cerirn is recruited, The group will spiral into a panic when Cerirn goes missing. The battle is delayed, making the new end-of month battle to find Cerirn. If Linhardt was recruited you can notice that he keeps to himself in this time period and if both he and Caspar were recruited, Caspar will be next to Linhardt for support. When Cerirn is found he is in much worse condition then when this would’ve happened Pre-Timeskip. He is barely able to speak in the “after battle” coversation and when they go to leave, Caspar (if recruited, if not then Dedue/Raphael) has to carry Cerirn on his back because he isnt very steady on his feet. After this, Cerirn’s crest will activate more often but if activated say about 10 times per battle, Cerirn will take about 4 damage after a crest use.
Promised OC Post (3/6)
Academy Phase only
Cerirn Siria Ficie
Alegiance: Adrestian Empire (Black Eagles House)
”Hello professor! Im Cerirn Siria Ficie! Its a pleasure to meet you! If you find yourself overwhelmed by work, please don’t hesitate to find me for help!” -Introducing himself to Byleth.
House Ficie is a small house in Empire Territory, and is located in Aegir territory. It holds no power, and is simply an decoration. A jewel on the emperor’s crown.
Cerirn Siria Ficie is the heir to house Ficie, and bears a crest not even he knows the name of. With his ancestors, not even they know who Cerirn inherited his crest from. Cerirn doesnt take his noble status for granted, as a matter of fact. Cerirn sees himself like his classmate Dorthea, a commoner this allows her to see Cerirn in a different light then other people in her class, and even though House Aegir holds power over House Ficie, Cerirn doesn’t act as anything but an ally and friend to Ferdinand. He takes his studies very seriously, and does his best not to disappoint his professors. But this makes the others believe he is “perfect”, and this can make him feel worthless if he feels as if he could let them all down.
Strengths: Lance, Sword, Reason
Weaknesses: Riding, Hv. Armor, Axe
Crest: Unknown Crest, Sometimes doubles damage with any type of attack.
About his Crest: Not much is known, Not even Hanneman’s Crest Analyzer can discover what crest Cerirn bears.
Relic: None/Unknown
Close Allies (Black Eagles): Ferdinand, Dorthea, Linhardt, Vince, Petra
Close Allies (Other houses): None
Me while playing FE:3H
”I only really have Birthday tea parties based on who it is”
Screen: Its Constance’s birthday!
”GET TO THE TEA PARTY YOU BEAUTIFUL LADY.”
Two children and their supervisors terrorize local magic man, more at eight.
I’m putting this out there.
THIS IDEA HAS LIVED IN MY HEAD RENT FREE FOR TOO LONG.
What if Miklan wasnt a fucking dumbass and never stole the Lance of Ruin? Never being turned into the Black Beast. How the fuck would anyone know not to use incorrect relics with the wrong people. Especially if Rhea withheld the information to keep panic from spreading.
And now. Imagine Byleth gave someone- a commoner with no crest- a relic, assuming from what Rhea said- it would function as a normal weapon. But instead, Mid-battle, the student the incorrect relic was given to turns into a Demonic Beast- in the middle of the battlefield. Having to make the others strike down their own classmate.
Imagine it with the Blue Lion’s route- and Ashe turns into the Demonic Beast.
Imagine. That.
NOW THIS GETS TO LIVE IN YOUR HEADS RENT FREE.
Promised OC post (2/6)
Braelyn Willia Eilba
Academy Phase only
Aliegiance: The Holy Kingdom of Faerghus (Blue Lions)
”My name is Braelyn. I trust you are able to strategize our battles, Professor. You have my utmost faith.” - Braelyn, Intoducing herself
House Eilba bears no crest and resides in Gautier territory. The minor house has little power- only maintained by the use of a crestless relic, a spear by the name of Maliceia. This house stands beside house Gautier for defense from outsiders. Braelyn is set to inherit the relic and the house- ready to stand beside House Gautier.
Braelyn is one of two older sisters of the Blue Lions- unlike Mercedes, Braelyn is more overprotective and shows hostility towards anyone with ill intentions towards one of her friends. She also doesn’t hesitate to let everyone know who the favorite is. Ashe.
Strengths: Faith, Reason, Lance
Weaknesses: Axe, Flying
Relic: Malicea, deals double poison damage to enemies.
Malicea was gifted to House Eilba by one of the kings of old- to help House Gautier defend from outsiders. They are the kingdoms failsafe if House Gautier fails to have a heir with a crest.
Close Allies (Blue Lions): Ashe, Annette, Mercedes, Ingrid, Veioa
Close Allies (Other houses): Hilda, Linhardt, Hazel, Vince, Cerirn, Ri.
Promised OC post (1/6)
Academy Phase only
Hazel von Viaie
Alegiance: Lester Alliance (Golden Deer)
“I am Hazel von Viaie. I hope we may grow to be close allies” - Hazel, Introducing herself to Byleth
House Viaie is a minor house in Ordelia territory— It is there to assist House Ordelia. If House Ordelia were ever to fall- House Viaie would be the one to take its place as a major house in the Alliance.
Hazel is a outgoing girl- shes commonly seen around friends and allies, but never seen in the training grounds. Yet if challenged she is able to sweep her opponent off their feet. The only one able to get a fight riled up with Hazel is Felix from the Blue Lions house. Hazel is easily able to dodge attacks and keep dodging with her stamina, waiting for an opening to attack with her weapon.
Strengths: Axe, Reason, Flying
Weaknesses: Lance, Heavy Armor
Crest: Crest of Viaie, Increases ability to dodge attacks.
Due to what can only be assumed as a forbidden mix- a new crest was formed and adopted by House Viaie. Hazel is the inheretor of the crest, the house and the relic.
Relic: Axe of Storms, (Crest of Viaie) Deals fire damage to adjacent foes.
The Axe of Storms was created by a leader of House Viaie in the past- and has been handed down through the generations. Now- Its Hazels turn to use the axe to set ablaze her own path.
Close Allies (Golden Deer): Marieanne, Ri, Hilda, Lysithea.
Close Allies (Other houses): Felix, Braelyn, Vince, Ingrid
Fire Emblem Three Houses… Incorrect Qoutes.
Ft: My oc’s. (Ill post about them later :))
Bold= oc’s name
Vince: We all have our demons.
Vince, grabbing Caspar: This one’s mine.
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Annette: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Felix.
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Braelyn: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Braelyn: Not you Ashe. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Caspar: **Closes a cabinet,
a crash is heard behind the cabinet door**
Linhardt: What was that?
Caspar: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Hapi: Who the fuck-
Constance: Language!
Hapi: Whom the fuck-
Costance: No.
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Cerirn: Seriously, Hubert, how many people would you have killed if Edelgard asked you to?
Hubert: That’s not important
Cerirn: I DISAGREE!!
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Hazel: Hey Ri. How long can someone breathe in a sealed box?
Ri: …
Ri: Where’s Lorenz…?
Fire Emblem: Three Houses Textposts… Part 1 :)
Never mention “maturity” around Yuri 😅
Also Felix got punched. He let his guard down.
The NB Bird’s luck is *going to carry this campaign* Im callin’ it. -Player :)
The Misadventures Of My PCs
so im currently running a dnd campaign and the players are “banana crusader” (no real name or anything we legit just call him banana) and he got a bag of holding from a quest. When he saw guards of a town trying to kill someone he STUFFED THEM IN THE BAG OF HOLDING TILL THEY SUFFOCATED. He also chugged a mysterious potion that made him half his size. There was also a town with a plant that made anyone in the vicinity of it insane and banana’s first question about it was “can i smoke it?” also during a fight with some evil clowns he tried to kick one in the balls and broke his foot.
we also have Giarin, a non binary birdfolk sorcerer who’s player hasnt gotten a single single digit roll. They will always default to grabbing someone and yeeting thrm from high in the air yelling “HIPPIDY HOPPIDY GET OFF THE PROPERTY!” And during the evil clown fight they killed two clowns in one yeet.
Being An Aarakocra With Crazy Luck (Part 1)
So, In a DND campaign my friend started today, I decided to play as a Neutral Good Sorcerer Aarakocra named “Giarin” (They/Them) I have not rolled a anything 10 or lower. The closest I've gotten being a 12. When we began the campaign, I knew my default would be to (quiet literally) wing it. Our first boss fight was against four clowns. I took my roll first, planning to drop one of them. 19. I grab two of them and fly out of the tent, dropping them on the ground (when I reached a killing height). After we finish the fight, before we can leave we get stuck in a funhouse maze. I roll first. 17, Up through the roof I go! We later got back to the town being rewarded 100 gold for our troubles. We go to the shop and our characters were talking about the clowns, laughing about how Giarin killed two of them by a drop. The shop keeper hears this and gives Giarin the item they wanted (Lute of Illusions, Meant to be 20 gold) for 5 gold. He also gives them a few healing potions (3-4 of them, For free) and a ‘Mystery Key’ (10 gold.) The rest of the party spent 20 gold while Giarin spent 15 and got the most items.