Definitely (wicked (eat A Tree))

definitely (wicked (eat a tree))

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carry on fancast that’s not troye sivan and ezra miller bc i’m tired of that shit

simon: olly alexander

baz: timothee chalamet

note: i know timothee is white and baz is not but remember: baz may not technically be White but he’s like, pale as fuck. also i love timothee chalamet

fun fact it would take a corgi 45.11 days to run around the world if it was running full speed the entire fucking time and never slept and could run over water. just so you know.

this is from a sideblog i posted a bunch on for like 2 days and then abandoned but i rly like this post and this blog reaches more of you so appreciate the things that happen in my mind at 1:33 am

greek gods

aphrodite has a long and complicated morning routine including meditation, a complex scincare regimen, and replying to fan letters.

dionysus doesn’t get hangovers (duh. he’s a god) but pretends he feels crummy just for an excuse to stay in bed later. also he was out till like 5 am so like

hestia has no time for any sort of ‘slow living’ morning routine or whatever. she gets up, washes her face, and gets to work at the hearth.

zeus has no idea what a morning routine is. even if he did, he would not have one.

demeter grows mint on her windowsill and makes fresh tea every morning. she drinks it outside as the sun rises over the grain fields.

hermes goes for a run and maybe steals something (anything) along the way. thievery gives him this rush that just running never could. back on olympus, he checks his twitter.

artemis gets up around 8, picks the blood from yesterday’s hunt out from under her fingernails, and heads out for the day.

apollo wakes up between 10 and 11. first thing he does is text his most recent love interest. repeatedly. until they reply. and then some after that. also he is the sun god and therefore already has the best glow so why even bother washing his face

hera begins each day with an ambrosia and nectar face mask, a trenta filled completely with espresso alone (not recommended for mortals. or other gods, for that matter) and a fresh manicure. she is completely ready and awake by 8am.

posiedon goes for a quick swim (only a few miles) and polishes his trident.

athena wakes up at a time specifically chosen based off of her sleep habits for maximum energy during the day. she gets a glass of water and then reads for about an hour.

ares sets his alarm clock for 4am every day so he can be the first person at the gym. many mornings, he breaks his alarm clock in a fit of rage. on these mornings, he spends the first 5 minutes on amazon, ordering a new alarm clock. then he drinks a massive whey protien shake and heads to the gym.

hades takes cerberus for a walk to the river styx and back and then begins his work for the day.

um i made a meme for my history class

naturally, i had to respond with some miscellaneous questions of my own:

“what are some of your favorite smells? cabin in the woods or in the mountains? lakes or oceans? storms or sun? what made you laugh most recently? what did you eat for breakfast? if you could only listen to one album for a whole year, what would it be? who is somebody in your life that has spectacular eyes? tell me about their eyes. addition or subtraction?if you could only keep 10 items of clothing/shoes/accessories, what would they be? draw them! why do i waste so much time on the internet? red, orange, or pink lipstick? if you could travel anywhere/to any time period, what times and places would you travel to? silk scarves as headbands, y/n? what is your favorite citrus fruit? silver or gold? film or digital photography? which day of the week is your favorite and why?

an excerpt from a lovely letter i received from a friend the other day:

“what delights you in life? if you could only keep 5 items from your room/house, what would they be? would you rather never be loved or never be able to love? green yarn or blue yarn? do you think there’s an afterlife and if so what would it consist of? are you afraid of death or just what dying takes away? do you think trump will win the next election? what do you think defines love? why do you think humans evolved in a way that allows out hearts to be broken? lions, tigers, or bears? do you want to live in a city when you grow up? if you could draw happiness, what would it look like?”