LB: Ruby Is Late For A Meeting. Again. Blacker: How Did This Happen? I Called Her At 8 This Morning And

LB: ruby is late for a meeting. Again. Blacker: How did this happen? I called her at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11. LB: I printed a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Hitch: I set all the clocks to say PM when it s really AM. LB: oh boy, we may have overdone it. ruby: *bursting into the room* WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT???

froghorn: how old are you, little girl, five?

ruby, a horrible child: old enough to fuck your mom

froghorn:

froghorn: ok, listen,

Del Lasco from the Ruby Redfort series was the gayest gay there ever was and she had the hOts for Red Monroe and that’s the ONLY TEA THERE IS !!!!!!!

Hitch: did you even have a plan???

Ruby: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER BUT IT DID NOT

LB: you know bradley I'm jealous of you

Bradley: what, why?

LB: your partner is so much hotter than mine (walks away)

Bradley: but I am your-

Bradley: waiT YoU LITTLE SHIT

Froghorn: Did it hurt when you fell?

Blacker, smirking: From what? Heaven?

Froghorn: No, from that Uber. You tripped on your foot and just laid there for a couple seconds.

Blacker:

Ruby: ...We all saw it.