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hello hello, i am here again to make a request, with the dormleader with a male reader who is the prince of their stories(like malleus with philip!reader and riddle with alice!reader) i just think it would be funny (and also bcs i haven't seen people do this so-)
TWST Dormleaders x Prince!Yuu
Dude this prompt has been stuck in my head I just haven't written it for whatever reason so I thank you for giving me an excuse to do so
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
I love this dynamic omfg
Aliceâs immediate response to seeing Riddle is to look up, speak nicely, stop twiddling his fingers, point out his toes, curtsy, opens his mouth a little wider and exclaims âYES YOUR MAJESTY!â
Riddle is spooked at first but then goes âAt least SOMEONE knows the rulesâ
Alice is incredibly reckless due to intense curiosity
But everytime Riddle gets onto you, you look up at him and go âBut my queen, it was oh so curiousâ
Hearing your mid-atlantic accent he canât stay mad at you youâre just too sweetđ„ș
Youâve been through Wonderland once before so you at least know how to play their version of croquet and a couple of the rules
I feel like a couple of times Alice would purposely break the rules to get collared because heâs so interested in how it works
Alice is just a tad naive due to his curiosity in EVERYTHING so if Riddle and Alice are having tea time and a white rabbit passes by, Alice will chase it
Riddle only knows the story of the Queen of Hearts not Alice In Wonderland so this makes no sense to him
Imagine a very short person running after a rabbit in the fields with Riddle the Housewarden chasing them in his dorm uniformđ
I canât stop thinking of Alice with puffy blue dresses with ribbon decor, so cute I love
Alice and Chenya are immediate BFFS
Alice keeps calling him âCheshire Catâ which he doesnât get but heâs happy to go along with it
That scene when the Cheshire cat is distracting Alice from the Queen during a game of croquet but with Male! Alice, Chenya, and Riddle
Riddle keeps hearing small giggles behind him but he doesnât understand why
Alice introduces the Hearslaybul boys to the âPainting the roses redâ song
Itâs their anthem now
AND ALICE WOULD DEFINITELY SING GOLDEN AFTERNOON TO THE GARDEN FLOWERS YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
Alice is overall a very happy boy who drags Adeuce on adventures and gives his queen a heart attack but also kiss attacks
Heartslaybul has been a more joyous place with the arrival of Alice
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
IsnâtâŠ.. isnât the princeâŠ. cheka
He is
He is the prince
I donât know how to write this unless I break some moral codes which Iâm not feeling up to
Iâm sorry :,)
đAzul Ashengrottođ
Dude
This is everything
He would fall in love with Azul when he hears his singing voice
But of course in proper Little Mermaid fashion, Eric doesnât know who said voice belongs to
He goes around the school for days, asking if someone knows someone with âThe voice of an angelđ„șâ
This dude is a hopeless romantic who definitely believes in love at first sight (or song ig)
I think Jade catches on pretty quickly to who heâs talking about
He doesnât do anything for a while until he decides to tell Floyd, who on the contrary thinks it would be entertaining to very much do something about it
Cue a montage of them elaborately trying to get you to realize that the person youâre looking for is Azul but just narrowly missing
This includes the boat scene
Floyd actually did end up knocking the boat over bc he was bored
When Floydâs enthusiasm dies heâs just like âYo the person you were looking for is Azulâ
Eric: Finally the love of my life has come to međ„ș
Eric is very well versed in the ways of the sea considering he spent a lot of his life on it so he knows plenty about the sea life in Twisted Wonderland or is interested in learning
This means Azul would give him a water breathing potion so he can explore underwater
It takes a lot of convincing to get Azul to come with him since heâs still kind of insecure about his octopus form
But when Eric gives him the puppy dog eyes itâs game over
Heâs gushing all over Azul telling him how beautiful and majestic he is
Azul almost inks
He actually does when Eric squeezes the life out of him due to excitement
He just loves his octo bf so muchđ„č
But heâs still a prince so heâll spoil Azul with his princely manners
Will always pull out a chair for him, lead him in dancing, sword fight someone in his honor etc.
The tweels think itâs kind of pathetic how head over heels he is for Azul but Azul is just as enamored, just less showy about it
Discounts at the Monstro lounge is a given
There definitely was a time when Eric was knocked into the water and couldnât get back up so Azul had to dive in to save him
Romance
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
This is super cute but Aladdin has no idea how to deal
Heâs dirt poor but he managed to land a partner thatâs filthy rich
I mean it wouldnât be the first time
But because of his upbringing that means that heâs become very perceptive of bad people
He probably warned Kalim before Jamilâs overblot, Kalim refused to believe him though because he was so convinced Jamil would never do anything to hurt him
He understood where he was coming from and wanted to say âYeah youâre probably rightâ but he knew it wasnât true
But he also knew Kalim wouldnât listen to him so his hands were kind of tied
But blah blah blah Jamilâs overblot happened, Aladdin saved the day fluffy stuff
Kalim loves Abu he just wants to give him a little squeeze
Abu is slippery though so he just feeds him food
Abu likes him a bunch because of this
On days where Kalim wants to take Aladdin for a magic carpet ride heâs like âBRO I GOT ONE TOOââOMG TWINSâ
Thereâs a lot of carpet races because of this
But on a night where Aladdin was feeling particularly romantic he serenaded him with âI can show you the worldâ
Kalim cried
The way that Kalim best shows affection is through material items since thatâs something he knows heâs good at
He throws a lot of expensive jewelry and clothes at Aladdin
Itâs not like Aladdin doesnât appreciate it but he doesnât need those things to be happy
All he needs is Kalim
When he tells him that, Kalim starts crying Part 2
Because of Aladdinâs tendency to swipe things he probably shouldnât this kind of gets him into trouble a bunch
That is if anyone could catch him
Just like his pal Abu heâs a slippery fellow
Kalim finds it endearing
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
No hate to The Prince but he has the personality of a thumb
Heâs only gotten two scenes in the movie and doesnât even have an official name
So Iâll just call him Prince ig
But Vil and Prince are kind of the perfect couple ngl
Vil thinks of himself as a Queen and who better for a Queen than a soon to be King?
Prince simps for Vil so hard
Like I donât know how to verbally express how much
He would die for Vil, he would kill for his Queen, every formal interaction he will get on one knee and kiss Vilâs hand, the power dynamic is kinda đ«Łđ„Ž
This just gives me âloyal puppy dog Prince x powerful âwill kill you if you touch himâ Queenâ
Of course Vil is like đ
Prince treats him like the Queen he knows he is and Vil is obsessed with the never ending attention
He reciprocates through giving him his full attention whenever he can
Even something as small as a peck on the cheek means everything to Prince
His Queenđł
With someone as low as a Princeđł
This cannot be possibleđł
But oh it is possible and Vil makes sure he knows that
He loves his loyal lover to the stars and back and he makes sure itâs known by always keeping a hand around his waist
Itâs less out of protection than it is possessiveness
But it makes Prince SWOON
Any person who dares argue his Queenâs beauty or strength he will fight
He sees this as saving his Queenâs time
If they canât take him they have no privilege to even try with Vil
this sounds like sebek omfg
Bridal carrying Vilđ„č
đźIdia Shroudđź
CRUSTY DISCORD MOD X ANCIENT GREEK HIMBO MY BELOVED
Thereâs just so much potential here my guys
Even more so if I went by real Ancient Greece that shit was crazy
But this is Disney so I wonât
Hercules knows NOTHING about half the crap that goes on in Twisted Wonderland
âWe must sacrifice the finest cattle in honor of the godsââLol cool letâs play minecraftââWhat craft is yours?â
I donât think Idia would have a lot of social anxiety around him after a bit
Heâs very knew to everything in Twisted Wonderland, he doesnât know how society or technology works, he doesnât know how to dress, etc. so for someone like Idia to take him under his wing he looks up to him as if he was almost a god (only in twisted wonderland ofc he donât disrespect the pantheon like that)
When Idia tells him of the story of Hades Hercules casually drops the âOh yeah I know, heâs my uncleâ
ââŠ.Bitch say sike rnâ
Tbh the interactions between your two worlds is very interesting in of itself
I mean itâs obvious twisted wonderland doesnât have âgodsâ. Worshipped oneâs absolutely but not in the way Earth does
And considering Greek Mythology is a very real thing on Earth but the concept of Hades at least exists in twst means that Greek Mythology exists there too
But they didnât have ancient Greece
This shit confusing Iâll just stop the existentialism right there
If he tells Idia about his world and origins thatâs kind of an existential bend for Idia lol
Like heâs learning that most of the things his dorm has/are involved in was specifically named after an assortment of stories in his partnerâs world?
Mind. Blown.
But also we canât forget the fact that lil ol Idia is deadass dating a DEMIGOD
I donât think that concept exists in twst but when he explains he like âOOOO BOYđłâ
A very muscular man who came through his mirror from a different dimension not only is related to one of the Great Seven but is also the son to a being that is essentially the ruler of their universe????
AND HE CHOSE HIM[Idia]?????
Hercules would use him as a weight while exercising and Idia has his switch out playin Animal Crossing or something
Any time Frisbee is played near them heâs actively shielding Idia
He canât risk anything after what happened to his (technically) brother Apollo
If you know, you know
đMalleus Draconiađ
This one would be so funny
Iâm positive Phillip knows who Maleficent is and her role in his âone true loveââs story
But imagine his surprise when heâs like âThe princess is sweet but the dragon fae thatâs similar to the person who tried to curse her is kindađłđâ
Heâs a hero who lived long enough to be with the villain
Being from the 14th century he knows just as much about modern things as Malleus does
Meaning Phillip is very suited towards his courting style
Phillip practicing fencing with Sebek or Silver is a must
Phillip desperately wants to see Malleusâ dragon form
Itâs not anything he hasnât seen before and he likes the idea of literally flying into battle with his bf
Phillip knows much about history and arts so Lilia and him get on swell
I think he can play many classical instruments, so he likes to serenade Malleus with a violin or piano
He would most definitely create a rendition of âOnce Upon A Dreamâ for him too
Being a 14th century person who was thrusted to a different dimension in the future, I think heâs really into theatre
Phillip brings Malleus to many plays
Phillip hears from friends Adeuce when dorm leader meetings are held which he relays to Malleus to ensure heâs not left out of important manners
Ballroom dancing togetherđ„ș

heya! I was wondering how the dorm leaders would react to a eah!cerise hood!yuu? and if you write for ruggie or jack, then can you add them too? NO PRESSURE
Dorm Leaders + Ruggie & Jack x Male!EAH!Cerise Hood!Yuu
When I was writing one of my current posts I actually had this exact thought
(Also Iâm so sorry on the wait :,))
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
He admires your loyalty to those you love but at first he thinks youâre just like everyone in Savanclaw
But even if you may be a rebel you know how to get along with royals
Once he understands that youâre not just some energetic rule breaker like many people there and actually sees what lies beneath he enjoys youâre company
He doesnât completely relate to youâre feelings of having to hide yourself but he sympathizes nonetheless
He would very much encourage you to bd more proud of your appearance and let go of the prejudice notions instilled in you back at EAH
I do not know why at all but I just have a feeling that Cerise would memorize and follow all of the 800+ rules
I seriously cannot decipher why you just would
But you donât make others follow them, you find them entertaining but definitely nonsense
You would insist of serving him tea whenever you can because your love language is most definitely service
You suck at croquet but thatâs an excuse for Riddle to do the typical Teaching You How To Play Golf With a Small Heaping of Romantic TensionTM
You both are oblivious to what this looks like but Cater is snapping pictures left and right
He likes to dress you in formal Heartslaybul attire because you just match so well with it
A lot of dates are picnics in the rose maze because he knows how much picnics mean to you in youâre family experience
With the hedgehogs ofc
Also likes playing catch with you, he likes how happy it makes you
Carry him bridal style while running full speed is đ
Heâs beet red tho
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
The vibe here is old married couple
I donât know why but it is
I think you guys would get to know each other through spelldrive practice
You show up since itâs probably to track and field you can get and youâre a bit competitive
Leonaâs jaw is nearly on the ground when he sees a (presumed) human with essentially no special traits run fucking CIRCLES around the entire class
At one point to really test you they probably put you against the entire team
You won
And boy that is HOT
Forget herbivore youâve been upgraded to LIONESS
Yes ik youâre a guy but gendered terms are outdated take it up with Vil see what happens
He attempts to court you and you would definitely pick it up quickly itâs more the disbelief that he would want to
Once you accept itâs like those dog/cat relationships you see on google images
Exhibit A



Heâs a lazy lion with a hyperactive wolf bf
Perfection
If you sleep he flops on top of you
If he sleeps you physically drag him out of bed to play a game or smthg
Lots of play fighting but not very frequently
He finds entertainment in throwing a frisbee a watching you catch it
đșJack Howlđș
Did you know that when wolves mate they mate for life?
That's the vibe here
There may be plenty of other students with a wolf heritage at school but there's just something different about you
He's sort of intrigued by your mysterious aura and wants to get to know you better but he's kind of embarrassed to
If he ever sees you running he would definitely want to ask you to race
You're the only person in school who could beat him and that's when he knows he would want to pursue something more with you
Just about everyone in school knows of your wolf heritage even though you try to hide it, most people didn't even know that you were hiding it
Itâs kind of a breath of fresh air when you realize you donât have to hide yourself since people just. Donât care
Unlike EAH, wolf hybrids are very common in Twisted Wonderland meaning youâre just what you wanted to be, normal
And even though you would love whoever you end up with thereâs something special about being with specifically a wolf hybrid partner because they understand the small and the big things that come with being part wolf
For instance, play fighting
Lets just say play fighting is a TIME for anyone involved
You throw Jack across the room and he rushes back with the same fervor
Everyone evacuates the area since they think itâs an intense loverâs quarrel but you both are just discussing what you want for lunch
Idk if wolves hunt for each other but letâs say you guys do
By that I mean you both try to be at the front of the cafeteria line to get whatever the other wants
Itâs cute puppy love :)
đ©Ruggie Bucchiđ©
You and Jack are twins he swears
If you and him are any ounce of close youâd be adamant on helping him with his errands
No matter how much he tries to deny it he has a soft spot for trusting underclassman
Theyâre just too nice for a place like Savanclaw even if they are physically strong
He would probably fall for you if you get him a donut with some line like âI saw this and though of you/thought you might want itâ
Heâs a simple man, feed him, donât be a dick, and youâre in
Thereâs less of those types of people here than one would think
Fun fact hyenas are scientifically faster than wolves
Meaning he could definitely match up with you in a race
But your reflexes and physical strength has him all đł
Strong but caring people are definitely his type
Especially when you say âHow about you take a nap while I take care of the rest of your jobs?â
He will implode and ask you to marry him
You just kiss him and run off to finish his duties
He can and will think about that moment the rest of his life
Since I canât imagine either of you are very rich thereâs a lot of DIY dates that you guys put together
DIY as in low budget/home activities
But any time spent with you is time well spent for him
Since he probably does Leonaâs homework and is an upperclassman himself he would give you all the answers to everything and more dw
đAzul Ashengrottođ
Definitely DEFINITELY tried to bank on your physical prowess
I think at first you guys wouldnât like each other because Azul sees you as naive while you see him as someone who takes advantage of others
Itâs not until after his overblot and explanation of his background that you two can really see eye to eye
Heâs one of the few people that relates with pretty much all of your own insecurities
Bullied for looks/heritage? Check
Came to hate yourself? Check
Forced to hide who you really are? Check
NRC has been the saving grace for both of you
After his overblot you visit the lounge often which gives him more courage to actually talk to you
You both are equally embarrassed trying to flirt/initiate anything
Itâs probably the tweels that officially got you together
You both are each otherâs #1 support
He teaches you how to swim instead of just doggy paddling and you give him some tips on how to up his grades in PE
After some time you guys just kind of know each other like the backs of your hands so you both know what triggers each otherâs insecurities + the best way to deal with it
You enjoy helping him at the Monstro Lounge and he just likes you being there
Iâm sure thereâs plenty of people attempting to hit on you and if that happens theyâre either banned or are now required to work for free
Azul may not do many contracts now but one of the few he always has people sign when they walk in specifies that customers do not hit on workers unless in a romantic relationship
He acts like he did it for everyone but he truly did it just for you
I think he would open up an arm wrestling game with you against any challenger
If you win (which you always do because youâre strong asf) you get paid
Business man octopus and his trustworthy puppy bfâ€ïž
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
Youâre someone who likes to help others where you can which includes party planning
Thatâs something Kalim loves about you, youâre always eager to help
You also love how kind and giving he is
He may be genuinely naive but you think he deserves to see the best in others
That doesnât mean youâre not protective of him against anyone who may wanna take advantage
This includes Jamil
Tbh I may be a little biased because I think there are many ways that Jamil deserved to have the anger he did and you feel the same way, but that doesnât mean you liked it
You were one of the first to pick up on his hatred towards Kalim and actively tried to protect him from it
After the whole overblot incident (which you definitely saw coming) you sympathize with Jamil a little and try to have Kalim understand his position
You still give Jamil the stink eye if he gives you reason to be war of him
But back to fluffier hc
He shows up to any spelldrive practice of yours he can and be the loudest when cheering you on with no embarrassment
At spell drive tournaments youâre probably on his team in which case heâs constantly flirting with you during the match
Yâall wouldâve lost if it wasnât for your physical prowess
If youâre not on his team he still flirts but he has a new vigor when matched against you
Thereâs something homoerotic about being put against your bf in a game
Magic carpet ride picnicsđł
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
Anyone from EAH automatically has a sense for fashion
Even though you do when it comes to important events that doesnât entirely apply to everday life
Itâs less about having lower fashion sense and more about the fact that you two just donât share the same views on self-care and beauty
In fact he really likes your fashion, it fits you very well
But youâre rugged with style while Vilâs entire vibe is just overall regal
Meaning lots of skin care tips since you have a habit of playing in the woods
This is giving very much beauty and the beast and Iâm kind of living for it
Youâre like his loyal guard dog and he adores you and spoils you very much
Rook finds you incredibly interesting and studies you as though he has intention to hunt you
You hide behind Vil anytime heâs around like this

Lots of ear scratches and exercise together
The rivalry between Vil and Neige is one you both donât understand but feel all too familiar with
Any time he feels his insecurities arise against Neige you probably give him a pep talk about Royals and Rebels and how he can choose his own destiny
It cheers him up :)
He thinks itâs just a bunch of metaphors but when he hears this is genuinely about your own world heâs lowkey interested
đŸIdia ShroudđŸ
You guys are both loners so you probably met while you were each wandering the halls alone
His hair is what gets your attention
Youâre used to fire magic in school but this feels like another level
With you being a loner he feels like you both have an unspoken bond, which only gets stronger when he work up the courage to ask you to play a game with him
Anything that has to do with hand eye coordination youâd be very skilled at but besides that youâre probably gonna need some help
I donât see you as being the big gamer type at least not back at EAH
Minecraft picnicsâ€ïž
Being one whoâs not very internet savvy he shows you cool pieces of tech heâs made and the way your eyes shine in interest make him feel on top of the world
Since he has long hair I have no doubt heâs had to learn how to braid his hair at some point
So he would idly braid your hair as affection and maybe decorate with hair clips n stuff
Shows up to all your spell-drive practices
In return you enthusiastically dance with him to the bands he likes
I think you would give him piggyback rides that would be so funny
đMalleus Draconiađ
Malleusđ€Cerise
Being Loners
For him his fae heritage is no secret but itâs still feared, but the reason your heritage is hidden in the first place is BECAUSE people would fear it
Of course things are different for you at NRC but your previous emotional scars and fear of your background being revealed doesnât necessarily go away
Like Idia this makes you feel like you both have some sort of unspoken bond
It never really goes anywhere until he starts randomly showing up at Ramshackle
Being the considerate person you are you invite him in because itâs probably cold as heck out there
Thereâs a lot of talking that goes on that night. 3AM does that to people
They then become a sort of ritualistic thing for you two
This leads to a lot more bonding between you two during school hours
You guys partner up for projects, help each other with studying, you invite him to a lot of your more social stuff/clubs, itâs nice
When youâre not at spell drive youâre with him at his gargoyle research club
Briar Valley picnics
âI know someone named Briar, funnyâ
âWow what a coincidence :Dâ
Piggyback rides are also common here
You like to randomly bite his ears, heâs confused but in return he noms your wolf ears
Itâs a battle now
Idk what else to put so here are some dog/lizard pics



I bet that the 1st years would be protective of Mc
Someone picks a fight with Mc, or disrespect them, and with in a few seconds there's pounding footsteps in the hall, and an Epel whose ready to kick the shit out of the bully
Ace would punch them, Deuce would summon a cauldron, Sebek would be yelling and degrading their existence, and Jack would hear what happened first before doing anything. The enlightened one he is..
Epel would definitely but only if Vil isnât around because he doesnât want to get his ear twisted and scolded for bad behavior.
Grim would set them on fire bc why notâŠ.
Watch me muscle through all my drafts in a night just so I can write tdp fanfic
We need more callum centered angst fics Iâm starving out here
I was trying to avoid writing this bc I feel bad about it and kind of pretentious that I feel the need to??? Idk, but for anyone whoâs requested something recently I have not forgotten you! Iâve just been kind of caught up with other hobbies n stuff so it will take a bit to get to but you will have it eventuallyđ
I'm not really into Heavens Officials Blessing Fandom or well not yet, but.....
Can I get the First Years with Male!Hua Cheng!S/O?
TWST First Years x Hua Cheng!Yuu
I did my best with him, his main personality trait is just simping for Xie Lian unrelated but you are gonna love the show bro
â„ïžAce Trappolaâ„ïž
why does his last name look like spaghetti
ANYWAYS I feel like at first he would jokingly try to show his dominance over you
You're an attractive guy with long hair, a mysterious eyepatch, muscles, and you're just taller than him
Every dude in school is all over you whether it's for romantic reasons, they want the clout of being your friend, or they want your exercise routine
Ace at first thinks his feelings towards you is envy since you get a lot of attention (and are crazy powerful like wtf) but after some thinking on it he realizes it's jealousy
Instead of confronting it he just pushes it way down and pretends it does not exist because he refuses to come to terms with the fact that he likes you
If say (god forbid) Xie Lian didn't exist in your original world then Hua Cheng would treat Ace like he would Xie Lian
Ace is not used to this in the slightest
You treat him like a piece of treasure, yet Ace is shoving as many pieces of gum as he can in his mouth because Deuce dared him
Both you and Ace actually have very similar attitudes, you don't do things for others unless it's for your benefit or it's for someone you know well and are fond of in some way
This makes your relationship to each other incredibly loyal and Ace appreciates that he's found someone who can see deeper than what he shows people and actively reciprocates it
You're always on Ace's side even if he's clearly in the wrong or just being stupid
You would help him fight Riddle no doubt
When (not if) Ace gets into a fight he always threatens people by saying something along the lines of "You wouldn't mind if I brought my buddy Hua Cheng right?"
Everyone scrambles
Those who don't are sent to the infirmary in 10 seconds or less
Magic and stuff works very differently in your separate worlds so I don't know how much help you would be to him when it comes to teaching but Ace likes to watch the stuff you make
His favorite is probably Blood Rain just because it seems so menacing but it does literally nothing
â ïžDeuce Spadeâ ïž
refer to Ace Trappola
JK but I can't deny I do feel like there are a couple similar traits here
The biggest one being loyalty, they're both very loyal boys but Deuce is more outwardly with it and is still willing to help others he doesn't know very well
You admire his efforts in his studies and just in everything he does overall
he may not be amazing at everything he does but he always gives it 100% and you love that about him
You're aware of his efforts to not pick fights with people so whenever you feel that may be happening you just gently put your hand on his shoulder, nudge him to the side a bit, and fight the person for him
You have no reason to keep a reputation in tact so may as well go nuts while ensuring your BF doesn't get in trouble
To Deuce this feels like the ultimate form of you showing your love
And it kind of is lol
Remember that scene where deuce thought that store bought eggs had baby chicks in them
Yeah that but you just smile at him and say nothing
Ace will have to be the one to correct him eventually
You would still somehow defend Deuce
It's still a recurring argument in the friend group
đșJack Howlđș
He looks up to you like he looks up to Riddle
if you haven't read the vignette he basically respects Riddle since he puts in the hard work to get what he wants and doesn't take shortcuts
Don't know how much that personality trait applies to you but you're someone who came from a hard knock life and now you're one of the most powerful in your world (probably in their world too let's be honest)
If you thought ADeuce was loyal OH BOY you're in for a treat because this man will not leave your side unless he has to
Obviously if he thinks you may not be okay with him constantly by you're side he'll leave but if you like him as much as you like Xie Lian you'd be begging him not to
From an outsiders perspective looking in, your relationship is both somewhat hard to read but also tooth rotting sweet
Jack tries to put on a tough boy persona around everyone but is actually very sweet and loves affection, while one of the most intimidating people in school is all over him like he would die without him
This makes jacks face so red and leaves his tail constantly wagging
I feel like you'd just walk up behind him and grab his tail to spook him
This makes his ears perk up cutely
Jack is so used to being someone who's physically stronger than others so the moment you pick him up bridal style with no restraint leaves him floored
he tells you to put him down so he doesn't have to admit he likes it
You can tell by the tail though so you do it any chance you get when you're alone
He likes the butterflies that you create
They're so bright and beautiful and he has butterflies in his stomach when you make them fly around him and land on the tips of his ears or nose
đEpel Felmierđ
you would bond over something very unlikely
like carving
he carves you apples, and you give him life sized statues of him in hyper realistic detail
Something about it creeps him out but in a good way
You would probably carve them in such a way that it gave him a bit more muscle
that's probably why he subconsciously likes them so much
Vil is jealous his first year managed to get such an attractive and dedicated peer before he did
he constantly asks you for tips on how to be more manly
you probably say some crap like "You're already the manliest man I knowđ„°"
He appreciates the self-esteem building but sometimes he would prefer if you took it a little more seriously
If he wanted to, you would probably help him get on an exercise regimen to build more muscle so he can get that ManlyTM aesthetic
Vil isn't against bettering oneself but if he finds out Epel is trying to build heavy bulk or something he would confront you
You would either tell Vil the truth but defend Epel or just lie to Vil about your plans
You defend Epel against a lot of things
Vil wants to unalive you at this point but then he'd ruin his clothes
You two are like the meme where Person A is trying to fight Person C but Person B is right behind them threatening Person C if they do
Epel thinks people are afraid of him and this gives him a confidence boost
Seeing him happy makes you happy
I don't know why but I feel like if you guys were play fighting and you just picked him up and threw him it would make him happy
He's always running up to you asking to be thrown like a kid in a pool
âĄSebek ZigvoltâĄ
This is giving me strong "I had to get a support dog for my support dog" vibes on Malleus' part
You like to bother him 24/7 and Sebek pretends like he doesn't like it and is always yelling at you while you just stand there like :)
It makes him flustered that someone is willing to not only put up with a part of him so many find annoying but embrace it too
You don't understand his obsession with Malleus but you can relate to having someone you care for so deeply you'd do anything for them
Sebek has a hard time seeing himself that way since his entire life has basically been for Malleus but he can't say he doesn't appreciate it
In the beginning of getting to know each other he thinks you're another lowly human
When you make the sky start bleeding he starts to wonder if he should've retracted that statement sooner
Knight training together?
Knight training together
He may have been training his whole life to be a knight but you have like 800+ years experience he has much to learn from you
Eventually I think he would view you as someone equivalent to Lilia which if you're not already aware is an incredibly high honor in his eyes
Which makes him all the more flustered when out of anyone you chose him to court
If he does that thing where he says something nice to you in a very loud and formal voice you would hold the exact same energy
"YOU ARE VERY SKILLED AT SWORDSMANSHIP DESPITE YOUR INCONVENIENT CLOTHING OPTIONS AND UNRULY HAIR!"
"THANKS I THINK YOU'RE HOT TOO"
This happens a lot
Everyone knows that when it starts they need to cover their ears for the next 5 minutes or so
I think Malleus truly does appreciate Sebek's loyalty to him but sometimes he needs a break so he's very happy that you provide that for him by keeping Sebek distracted
His eyes are so pretty please compliment them
Hello, can I request dorm leaders x male reader as briar beuty if not it's ok thank you
TWST Dorm Leader x Male!Briar Beauty!Yuu
okay but side note did any of you know that briar was confirmed to be afro-latina because I didn't but I love it so muchđ
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
After spending so much time with Kalim as a fellow dorm leader he can't say he's not familiar with the ropes
That doesn't mean he knows how to deal with it daily
When he first met you, he kept his distance a tad because he truly felt like there was nothing deeper with you other than partying
After you saved him from his overblot and you both actually spent a little bit of time with each other he discovered he was very wrong
He heavily sympathizes with your sleeping condition and what that could potentially mean for you if you're forced to follow through with your destiny
He also loves how you manage to keep so upbeat in spite of that, it's something he truly admires about you and another thing he can really use in his life
That doesn't mean you don't give him gray hairs from time to time since you've now made the ADeuce duo into a trio
He's tired please let him rest
Speaking of rest, he's become very vigilant on any time you may be starting to doze off
He makes sure the dorm students always have something handy to ensure a comfortable rest for you
It's probably a rule to not disturb any sleeping party and anyone who does is immediately collared
He may have gotten character development but he's willing to pretend he didn't from time to time if it's for your happiness
You are always happily available to help decorate for unbirthday parties since 1. parties are obviously your specialty, and 2. you wouldn't miss a chance to add a little Briar touch to it
Trey greatly appreciates your help with this and because of that you two have become good friends
You and Cater bond over Magicam but also always appearing to others as sort of a mask for your true self. Everyone sees you as a party guy and everyone sees him as a 24/7 happy guy with a chronic dependency on Magicam
You get along with everyone from that dorm and Riddle loves that and loves you
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
This is a surprisingly good match
You may stick out in his dorm like a sore thumb but he gets along with you like he does with Vil
He relentlessly teases you as his communication of affection (he does it to Vil for entertainment, he does it to you because of a crush)
The only difference is that you would probably tease him back
It's like a competition at this point
He discovers your sleeping condition on the very few times he's awake and you both are having a conversation at lunch
He turns his head away for a second and BOOM, face down in your food
At first he thinks it's like a joke or something
He tries to get you up but it obviously doesn't work, he doesn't entirely understand what's happening until the ADeuce duo explain it to him
He has you talk to him about it more in depth later, about your family line, the curse, your destiny, all of it
This makes him kinda feel bad
He takes advantage of his opportunities both in school and his relationships by sleeping since he knows he can't really be punished for it
but for you sleeping is quite literally a curse that's keeping you from everything you want to do, and will eventually be the reason you lose everything you love
Because of this it not only makes him determined to be better about his lazy habits but also to make sure you don't go back to your world
he won't keep you if you really wanna go back but he couldn't stand to lose you to some dumb destiny that you have no say in, he relates all too well to that feeling
That doesn't mean he doesn't use your random sleeping spells as an excuse to fall asleep himself
Lots and lots of snuggles
Like Riddle he's very good at telling when you're about to fall asleep but since his senses are so sharpened it kind of just comes naturally to him
If you're standing next to him he doesn't even have to look at you to know you're about to doze off and fall down in the process
he catches you every time without even a glance
đAzul Ashengrottođ
To be honest there's not a lot about you both that would fit in immediately
I think it's mostly your opposite personalities that kind of get you together
He knows about your condition through the tweels
How they know? Who knows.
Fun fact: you can actually hear for miles while you're sleeping (yes this is canon)
So he would probably try to make you a deal for this super hearing minus the sleeping thing
But you're somewhat perceptive when you want to be so signing any sort of contract is just out of the deal
After his overblot you teach him to love the parts of himself that he doesn't even if it may be hard
You're very good at learning how to deal with insecurities in yourself and with others which helps when giving advice
You're always begging him to let you host a party at the Monstro Lounge
If you can prove trustworthy with it he'll let you
Eventually he sees this as a marketing opportunity and will subtly encourage you to host more parties there with the staff as a catering service
You both make bank off of this and he takes you shopping so he can see you happy
Also an opportunity to get matching clothes
When he learns of your destiny this makes him greatly upset
he doesn't want the most crucial parts of your life to be taken away from you because of something as idiotic as a destiny
He would try to use his UM on you to either make you stay in Twisted Wonderland or to take this curse away from you
Whether or not you make the deal is up to you
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
You two get along too well it's scary
Like actually how
He definitely became more aware of your condition after a party
You had been invited to one of his many parties which you attended of course and after a long night of dancing and food you just crashed
At first he thought it was because the party tired you out but became worried when his efforts to wake you up in the morning didn't work
he sought out Ace and Deuce hoping maybe they could wake you up, which they did by blasting music, but before that they told him about your sleeping habits
He felt so bad, after all he couldn't imagine sleeping for years with no way to spend time with his friends
This makes him want to throw even more parties so you can spend as much time with everyone as possible
You both use this reason to guilt Jamil into letting you throw parties
He doesn't like that but he does enjoy when you use parties as a form of tutoring
It keeps Kalim entertained and leaves Jamil with plenty of free-time
Because of this Jamil has mixed feelings about you but appreciates when you help him out nonetheless
One of the many kinds of parties thrown at Scarabia is obviously slumber parties
Kalim will always without fail initiate a pillow fight
You two share a beanbag on these occasions
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
You like both gossip and fashion, so you're basically already Vil's type of person
You probably fell asleep while he was doing your makeup
He tried to wake you up for a while but after he discovered he couldn't he just finished your makeup and asked Rook what that was about since he has tabs on everyone in school
Rook is the one to bestow the knowledge of your sleeping condition on Vil
He would probably try to get more information out of you the next time you two hang out together
If you tell him about the destiny you had back in your old world he would be very disappointed
he sees so much potential in you in so many ways and knowing that one day that and everything else will have to be taken from you because of some stupid curse is just so sad (alexa play despacito-)
This makes him determined to pack in as many activities and such with you as possible
This includes a lot of fashion shows and photoshoots as well as just regular things for you both to do together
He appreciates your upbeat energy but the type of parties you throw are not often for him
Though he'll sometimes go anyways to make sure you don't do something stupid or fall asleep in a bad place
Speaking of sleep, if he can't ensure you have a proper sleep schedule, he'll at least make sure you'll have a proper sleep
there's basically a drill in Pomefiore anytime you fall asleep to get you to the nearest comfortable surface with only the best pillows and blankets
During one of said drills Epel would probably get a sharpie and draw something stupid all over your face
If Vil sees he'll quietly scold Epel while wiping it off of your face in your sleep
If you find out before Vil, you and Epel would probably laugh and set up an elaborate prank to do it to Vil when he's asleep then probably blame Rook or something
you and Epel would be very chaotic together but Vil still loves you
He loves you so much that I have no doubt he would secretly be trying to find a formula for a potion that can rid you of this curse forever
đźIdia Shroudđź
As a token extrovert your job is obviously to adopt all the local introverts
And the top of your list is definitely Idia
Just like Kalim you would be someone he tends to avoid because of your hyperactive attitude, but also like Kalim you don't let that happen
You obviously are aware of and respect his boundaries, but you definitely encourage him to spend time with you
Not necessarily in a group setting just together playing games or having a spa day or something
He prefers this to always spending his time in his room
He likes his games and shows but it gets lonely fast when you don't have someone to share things with in person
His outward reaction to your destiny is probably something equivalent to "That's rough buddy"
But internally he's losing it
You're one of the few people that gave him the attention and love he craved but now you'll have to be taken away from him because of something your mother was cursed with and a book?
To add even more salt to the wound, he came to a school of magic but curses and such aren't his area of expertise so he can't really do much to help you in the long run
just like the others he would definitely want to do as many things with you as possible before your time together runs out
One time you threw him one of those parties where everyone gets together and plays different kinds of video games
He hates parties but that's the one time where someone has taken into account his interests when hosting one
he was incredibly happy
the more that you build his self-esteem up, I think the more confident he would be to try and convince either Vil or Malleus to help him lift the curse on you
he'd be close to pissing himself the whole time but he can't risk a life without you
đMalleus Draconiađ
Oh wow you're cursed to prick your finger on a spinning wheel and sleep for 100 years that sounds vaguely familiar
When he hears your name and what your destiny is he would probably think it's fate that you two met
He always says that since your name is Briar you were basically fated to become the second king of Briar Valley
You think he's joking, he is not
He's very aware of what one should do in the case of surprise sleeping spells (he basically raised Silver with Lilia he knows what he's doing)
but I feel like yours requires different protocols since yours is more of a surprise since you just randomly doze off whenever, and because it's much harder to get you back up
When you fall asleep he'll usually just wait it out but it makes his mind wander to sad places
Knowing of your destiny he tries to be cool about it but deep down he's very angry
Not at you of course but at the hand you've been given in life
He didn't always have such a great life, he was brought up very lonely, but you made these school years so full of joy for him that he couldn't bear to lose you especially not in a way that so much resembles what he will grow up to be
He knows that one day you'll potentially have to sleep for 100 years, meaning malleus won't be able to see you, his closest friend and lover, for 100 years except behind a glass coffin
When you wake up he always tell you "I would be willing to wait 100 years or more if that means I can see you again"
NO SHARP THINGS AROUND YOU
EVER
END OF STORY
You get to drag him to every party you're invited to or that you throw
He sticks to you like glue the entire time but it's how people get to know him better and he starts to actually enjoy attending such events with you
I feel like if you ever had to fulfill your destiny he would either wait out the promised 100 years, or he would be the one to fulfill the story of true love's kiss (kinda like in the live action Maleficent)
If you didn't he would probably be because he managed to life the curse from you
Either way he doesn't plan on losing you to this
You hit the jackpot of partners bro
You're scared of losing everything you love because they'll all be dead by the time you wake up?
HAVE A DRAGON PARTNER THAT'S THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF THE WITCH WHO CURSED YOU AND YOUR LINEAGE WHO NEVER AGES :D
hello, i was wondering if you could do a male lizzie hearts reader ?. like the raven queen reader one (also if you write for chenya could you add him, if not you can ignore it).
TWST Dorm leader x Male!EAH!Lizzie Hearts
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
Marriage
Immediately
But seriously he is so down bad for you without fully realizing
Everyone may think that you two are basically the same person but that's not necessarily true
While you do have all of your mother's rules memorized by heart you don't get onto people for not following them nearly as much as he does
You love him and your mother, but you are very aware that the rules are kind of wacky especially outside of your hometown of wonderland
He would be even more actively obsessed with you when he finds out your mother is THE queen of hearts (sound familiar)
He needs to know EVERYTHING
What is she like? are the stories true? how was it being raised in wonderland? are the rules accurate? does he truly resemble her regality?
It may seem like he likes your mother more than you but he's just excited
Over time when you both get to know each other better he'll get to understand that you're less about following the rules and more about embracing your heritage, hence you often saying the infamous (and dreaded) "Off With Your Head!" line
Heartslaybul students slowly get acclimated to hearing double the voices when that line is spoken
You're actually a very sweet person when getting to know people, it's just hard because of your reputation which is something he relates to as well, but you both encourage each other to go out and make friends
Heartslaybul is like a big family filled with rowdy kids and a very strict parent and a very nice parent who makes the strict one chill
You're not the vice-dorm leader but people will go to you often when they need to get Riddle to cool down a bit since you do it the best
You play croquet together :)
It gets very competitive very fast
Bonus: Please bring him home for the holidays he'll faint (in a good way)
Extra Bonus: If your mom catches a whiff of his home conditions it is off with her head
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
At first, he's not your biggest fan
On the surface you're pretty much a Riddle copycat and at best he can tolerate Riddle
It's not until his overblot incident that he gets to experience your true kindness
He doesn't have a crush on you (yet), but he does hang around you when you have the chance
After all, how could he miss a chance to watch your face puff up a little when you yell your famous line
At first, he was annoyed but now he's more amused when you direct your phrase at him
You visit the botanical garden often due to your botany hobby and he likes to bother you while you're tending to plants or taking notes for fun
He doesn't understand how you do it for fun, but your notes are very organized and nice and seeing you chew your pen in focus always makes him blush
(If you help him with alchemy, he'll love you forever)
You don't cuddle with him unless it's in private
You may be cool, but you still have an image to uphold as the heir to the Kingdom of Hearts
Speaking of royalty, he's not thrilled with your mother being the queen of hearts
He loves seeing you be proud of your heritage, but he's convinced that eventually you'll have to leave him behind to be something he never had the chance to be
Once he inevitably shares this insecurity, you'd look at him in confusion and say "I thought we were on the same page of getting married and being kings of wonderlandđ„Č"
He'll just look at you with wide eyes, but you can tell he's unspeakably happy and wants it very much
He would also be scared shitless if he ever had to meet your mother since her approval is important to you and he feels there's no way he'd pass
He secretly has meetings with Riddle where he can practice on him to see if he would be good enough for the actual queen
It's a lot of effort but he'll do what he needs if it means being with you
đAzul Ashengrottođ
You met through the board game club since you're a fan of card games
This was the singular thing he couldn't beat you at and he was FLOORED
He did everything he could to practice the many different card games you knew in an effort to beat you in them, but he just couldn't
The many games he challenged you to were kind of a bunch of dates that neither of you were aware were even dates
This to say he got to know you pretty well through these games
You are very good at catching onto his choice of words to avoid his scams
Not that he'd want to actively scam you now, but before he did find your power intriguing
This whole card thing would have him turning the lounge into somewhat of a casino
Think kakegurui but less death
You bring in a lot of money due to your phenomenal skills and something about that is just SO ATTRACTIVE TO HIM
Two businessmen in love, his dreamâ€ïž
When you learn of his past you somewhat can relate
You weren't isolated and bullied as much as him, but you didn't have many close friends which is why you were so happy when you were allowed to make the octotrio a quadruple
Floyd likes to bother you but in a nice way
The tweels find you very entertaining and Azul is dating you so people are very wary of messing with you
He'll often have specials in the lounge that are based off of your wonderland heritage which you appreciate very much (this is also how he expresses his love so be prepared for many hearts and inside jokes in the titles/descriptions)
if he had to meet your mother his insecurity would poke out a bit but he's been able to grow a good amount of confidence since then, but the intimidation is still there
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
He thinks you're such a sweetheart he loves you so much
He loves how you much you embrace your wonderland heritage; it makes him want to make you his king even more
You both like to learn about each other's cultures and homelands
For any reader who didn't know, Lizzie Hearts is a character who is skilled in playing the dulcimer
Taking this into consideration, Kalim will either beg you to teach him or just beg to hear you play
He loves helping you embrace your interests which is why he always gets you rare plants from different parts of the world to study
He thinks your background as a prince is SO COOL
He's rich but he's not exactly royalty, that won't stop him from treating you like so
He likes to do your heart themed makeup on you or let you do his
He also likes when you kiss his face with lipstick on
It's a physical reminder of you at all times
He would definitely show it off to others too
You guys probably have fancy picnics and/or practice your own musical practices together
He wouldn't be worried about anything of his personal self if he met your mother, he's more worried that he won't be able to give you everything you would ever want or need in the relationship
After a bit of reassurance his confidence will come back
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
Another person with fashion sense thanks the great seven!
If he catches a glimpse of your wonderland dress he'll faint
He will constantly request you design his clothing so he can bring it to a seamstress
He trusts your fashion sense more than Rook
Sometimes he will try to pay homage to the queen of hearts to embrace your heritage along with you, which you obviously help him with
Since your friends with Epel he'll ask you to subtly glam him up from time to time
You both play card games from time-to-time which Vil is surprisingly good at
You're the only person besides him posted frequently on his Magicam account
His fans would get to know you through his post and kind of fanboy over you too
(Maybe even more than him in some cases)
He gets jealous but more in a playful way, never anything too serious
He truly thinks you deserve recognition for your talent
If fashion is something you would want to pursue professionally he will help you with it
He's your biggest fan
đŸIdia ShroudđŸ
You're more used to card games than online games
He's the one to introduce you to the world of online Solitare
You're addicted and that's an excuse for him to bond with you over something you both like
You never fail to be very impressed by both his internet savvy and his superior knowledge in technology
This will make his hair go bright pink as well as his face
If you told him your mother was a literal QUEEN he would feel super intimidated and inferior
After all you are a prince and he definitely wants to treat you like one
This means giving you flowers and diamonds in your shared Minecraft world
He may not know much about your hobbies but he's always happy to hear you talk about them
He would buy you anything you want or need for said hobbies like extra journals for notes/designs, or get you your specially designed dulcimer with hearts all over
He'll be at all of your croquet tournaments and cheer you on in the stands
He's slowly learning to cope with his anxiety seeing you making friends despite people's views of you
đMalleus Draconiađ
You're like Riddle in that you're not greatly intimidated by him but also nice enough to actually acknowledge his existence and never forget to invite him
Especially to tea parties
He's aware of your proud heritage and will give you pretty red crystals or ones that look heart shaped to him
Crystals and little artifacts are his love language if you could not tell
You're the co-parent to his Tamagotchi and he is so appreciative of your dedication to the full-time job of parenting
As a fellow royal he feels he can relate to you that much more
You were kind of isolated from your friends in Wonderland because of your mother's paranoia and being royal also meant you had a lot of your own responsibilities and pressure
You both relate to embracing your individual backgrounds but also wanting to be able to talk to and befriend others in a regular way
I don't think you're intimidated by his magic or the fact he's a dragon fae
This prompts you to tell him about the Dragon Games EAH had and that you actually have a dragon of your own
He thinks it's super cool your school was willing to not only embrace dragons and other types of fae but also integrate them into your school
He wishes he attended your school, but you make him feel so special when you spend time with him
If you say you're comfortable with it he'll show you his dragon form
Dragon cuddles make him happy :)
đ±Che'nyađ±
There isn't much on his character, but I'll do my best
Since you have kitty as a roommate back in EAH you are very accustomed to a purple disappearing cat bothering you 24/7
But this one is a lot nicer and entertaining and didn't try to destroy your home world, so you like him a lot more
You really like his fashion style and fun piercings
He'll probably lend you some of his jewelry and you lend him yours so you guys always have a piece of each other with you both
He visits NRC a lot more to hang out with you
You, Che'nya, Riddle, and Trey are a newly formed friend group
Lots of pranks geared towards you but never anything too mean, mostly just appearing out of nowhere and spooking you
You two challenge each other to making card towers all the time
He wouldn't even be slightly scared for meeting your mother
in fact he'd probably be cracking jokes and playing pranks the entire time
Your mother doesn't trust him in the beginning until he proves that he can protect you from danger
If that happens, she'll be a little less judgmental but still cautious
That's all I got for now, sorry!
Papa Crewel when he hears that his only child got 20+ boyfriends

The biggest insult to injury is who their boyfriends are. Yuu you couldn't have dated the honor roll? Some aspiring doctors maybe? They had to go for the schools con man and his goons, a boy who has almost been assasinated multiple times , a shut in weeb, the guy that got held back, a guy that hypnotized them, Ace and Deuce, the list goes on. Yuu is dating every fathers worst nightmare at the same time.
Okay hear me out: AU where Crowley names Yuu the successor to NRC.
More on what iâm thinking below the cut. This is just me idea dumping so grammar/spelling likely won't be fabulous. Also some spoilers for character background/plot
Yuu becomes headmaster in training- (choosing not to go home bc like, why go home? They literally saved an entire school and opportunities are abundant? Sure they've almost died a few times but ignore that) -after they finish their time as a student.
Like just imagine them being a bridge between magic and non-magic users as the first non-mage to head NRC (assuming Crowley isnât just some immortal whoâs always been the headmaster?). It would change TW immensely and they could do so much.
I can absolutely see people outside the community objecting to this, but inside it is a unanimous vote that Yuu is absolutely perfect to be the next headmaster. Theyâve proven their ability as a positive influence on others and have kept the college from falling into shambles on multiple occasions. They have out-of-the-box thinking from growing up somewhere out of TW, and sympathize with all groups. Not to mention that they have the favor of some of the most influential families in all of TW. The alâ asim family is a powerful investor for school funding (do NOT want on their bad side), the Kingscholar royals adore Yuu, and literally one of the most influential figures in the sea-folk business world (with connections and resources like no other) is at their back and call. They have a world-famous model with a large following to market? Hell, they even somehow got he next head of S.T.Y.X (the highly intelligent tech guru that doesn't give anyone the time of day)âŠ.DID I MENTION THE BLOODLY NEXT KING OF BRIAR VALLEY??? ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARDS IN THE WORLD???? THEY SOMEHOW HAVE THIS MAN AS PUTTY IN THEIR HANDS???
Yes. All these people on their side in addition to all of the staff and an overwhelmingly positive vote from the current students. Yuu would make an excellent headmaster and Crowley would love having a reliable assistant to push all his work on train
Like we all can predict, Yuu going home is not going to be pretty for everyone at NRC. This is just the perfect excuse to get them to stay ;) I imagine Riddle doing the NRC equivalent of a kid making a powerpoint to convince their parent of something lolz . (âTen reasons why you should stay in Twisted Wonderland and become headmasterâ). Or like, the Tweels 100% chat Yuu up and spread word of them taking over before they make a choice (whaaat??? Gotta get that peer pressure going). Just IMAGINE Leona sicking Cheka on Yuu, asking them if theyâre going to stick around with puppy eyes. Donât even start me on Lilia being cheeky and talking about how you can be just like him if you stay! (Aka the beloved aunt/uncle of everyone's future kids bc youâll be their teacher in the future and itâs so much fun messing with multiple generations of one family. Youâre like a leech in their bloodline and he knows youâll love it). And the first years- oh man the first years. Are you really going to do them dirty like this and leave? Grimm will literally fight you tooth and nail.
I could go on about this but I think I'll stop. JustâŠi donât know. Seems silly for Yuu to stay in TW for no reason, but them succeeding Crowley makes so much sense to me. I know they want to go home but if they had or wanted to stay??? Imagine the absolute chaos of them becoming the future headmaster.
I hinted to this with Lilia, but imagine them mentoring the next generation (like how Crowley should be). Them just finding their calling in TW, having all their friends (lover? hehe) backing them up and getting into shenanigans while in training. Who knows, maybe Grimm becomes Vice-Headmaster and their story as the "Halved-Student," becomes something like a famous story at NRC.
If you have reached this far in my rambling, thanks lol. Iâve had this in my head for days and I love the idea so much. Feel free to add on to it in the comments etc. if you want!
Poly!God Of Painâs Groom Comic
I know Khoal sucks but I honestly liked them all so much that I kinda just wished they would all be happy together (yes this includes Kaveri). This is sort of ooc and an au but I need this leave me alone
you should also probably read the comic or this wonât make any sense srry
In this AU the servant of Khoal is not Riverâs ancestor, itâs his previous life
River had a crush on his master Khoal but as a servant dared not to say anything
As a servant he got to know a bit about Kaveri which also led him to developing a crush
Kaveri and him became very close friends eventually
When Kaveri and Khoal got together, Kaveri came clean about his crush on the servant
Khoal was like âShit me toođłâ so they bonded over this but their life was ended before they ever acted on it
River was fully aware of their relationship but when he was walking in to give something to Khoal that he asked for, another servant saw through the door and saw Kaveri and Khoal doing the dirty
This caused a ruckus and the whole torture and death thing played out essentially the same but River was forced to undergo that as well as they felt he was guilty by keeping this secret
Once reincarnated, the beginning of the story plays out essentially the same except Khoal has more fondness for River due to their history (which River does not know about at this point in time)
Larry is still a male reproductive organ to River but Khoal doesnât let it slide as much because this is his reincarnated crush
Khoal does try to stop Larry when she nearly attacks River but Heil is faster
Thus he is introduced to Kaveri (again)
Kaveri still has his memories with River but for him this is like meeting Kaveri for the first time
Tbh I like them becoming besties all over again
They just joke abt their connection to Khoal and their relationship with each other
They have fun times
Ofc River is also falling for Heil as usual but Heil used to have a thing for Khoal and has a specific fondness for Kaveri he canât quite place while having a new crush on River
Kaveri reciprocates Heilâs feelings but he doesnât know that
Basically everyone has a crush on each other and the only one who is completely unaware of anyoneâs feelings towards him is River
Skipping forward Larry is unfortunately successful in ending Riverâs life but not without Khoal seriously attempting for that to not happen
Khoal is very depressed after this and hates Larryâs guts :)
River doesnât become a river deity instead his soul passes on to the afterlife like normal and all his memories of his original life r backkkk!
He chooses to stay in the afterlife a little bit bc this is where his friends are
Kaveri and his relationship grow as well as his one with Heil
Heâs now acknowledged his romantic feelings for the two of them but doesnât act on them since he doesnât feel they are reciprocated
Instead he sets up Heil and Kaveri since he knows of their feelings for one another which works out and they officially start dating
Not long into the relationship they both tell River about their feelings for him, he does the same and now theyâre a throupleđ„°
The god of the underworld and his two dead lovers how romantic
Khoal is aware all 3 of them are currently residing in the underworld (unaware of their relationship status) and has begged Heil to see them
Heil, under the impression he didnât try to prevent Riverâs death, refuses every time
Eventually Khoalâs worry overpowers his common sense and he simply goes there himself which, if youâve read the comic, is dangerous for him
Heil like âdamn fine if u gonna be a female dog abt itâ and finally bring Kaveri and River to Khoalâs estate
Heil confronts abt the whole âU let Larry kill Riverâ thing
River is like âno sir he did notâ
Heil felt like đ€Ą fr
Thereâs a lot of just regular catching up that they did before being like âK how we gonna stop Larry?â
Heavy fast forward they defeat Larry, Heil finally has the power required to bring Kaveri and River back to life, Khoal tells them of all the feelings heâs had since the beginning of the story, River makes a pikachu face but then is like SAME
Kaveri, River, and Khoal kith
In the background of everything Khoal and Heil had some seggsual tension so they finally kith too
Theyâre all dating and live happily ever after
And if u ask âWhereâs Hella?â Or whatever her name
Donât
This was more of a rewrite of actual events than it was relationship head canons as planned but Iâll probably be writing that at some point
TWST Dorms Leaders X Male!EAHRaven!Yuu Head-canons
Sorry for lack of Leona and Azul. I really wanted to add them I just had writerâs block and wanted to get this out before I forgot. Iâll probably add them in a separate post another time
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
In my opinion thereâs nothing about you that would stick out to him immediately
Looks wise, you actually fit right in for the school of villains
It would be your kindness that he is drawn to
That and #mommyissues
You are both very damaged individuals who lack control in your lives due to mothers that cared more about your legacy than they did your happiness
But where Riddle craves control, you function generally well without it unless it has great affect on you
Your kind and selfless personality gives him hope he can eventually heal from the childhood he never got to have
He very much appreciates your patience and softness with him, especially in his times of need
You are very used to dealing with extreme personalities
I mean your best friend is the mad hatterâs kid and you attended the same school as the child of THE queen of hearts
Safe to day you know the ropes
When Riddle hears youâve met the queen of hearts heâll go FERAL
Heâll hide it of course but will ask tons of questions about her
You will likely discuss over a cup of tea
He gives Nevermore her own chair and teacup
Nevermore and the dormouse are unexpected besties
When you show him your wonderland fit heâd almost cry out of joy
This also makes him that much more upset youâre not in his dorm
You tell him you remind him of a friend of yours, Lizzie Hearts
He doesnât know who that is but heâs happy he reminds you of someone close to you
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
Met in pop music club
You start talking about each of your individual music tastes and show each other some songs
This encourages him to throw a party dedicated to said songs
He reminds you of Briar bless his heart
Because of his sort of happy go lucky nature you often find yourself being naturally protective of him or just ensuring he doesnât die doing something dumb
Jamil is incredibly thankful for you
Heâll always compliment your style since itâs kind of the complete opposite of his
You offer to do some darker makeup on him
He can barely sit still with excitement
Refuses to take it off the whole day
Heâll find and give you gothic themed jewelry
You love having someone here who doesnât care about your power or looks, just your personality
You take him on rides with Nevermore
He feeds Nevermore any of his leftovers so she likes him a lot
You two plus the rest of the pop music club started a band
This band got A LOT of attention
People are always gushing over you and Kalimâs relationship
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
He wants to meet your mom so bad
You are the only person he would praise so hard
Not even because of your mom, simply because of your strength and looking fabulous while doing it
You will do each otherâs makeup all the time
Only person he trusts with picking out his clothes
You often teach him magic spells or powerful potions
Heâs never simped more
He sympathizes with the history you have with your mother
That doesnât stop him from praising her accomplishments but he keeps it strictly objective
You two bond over having a Snow White themed annoyance in your life
If music is something you want tu pursue in your life heâll pull any strings he needs to make it happen
He likes Nevermore but more from a distance
Sheâs undeniably magnificent but he canât let his clothes get wrinkled
If you tell him that you fought and defeated the Evil Queen
He just might bow at your feet/hj
No but seriously marry him
Thatâs so attractive
He doesnât care that heâs in a dorm meant for honoring her you are the epitome of the Evil Queenâs image
But in a nice way
Heâs aware you donât plan on being unnecessarily evil
Heâs so in love help him
đŸIdia ShroudđŸ
Idia would remind you of Dexter
Shy but with a heart of gold
Well you assume he has a heart of gold
Itâs kinda hard to get to know someone when they keep running from you
But after Idia has done enough running, it gives you the chance to finally strike up a normal conversation
They start off with music since you are quite the fan but slowly go into online forums and video games
Idia thinks youâre hella cool after this
Idia anxiously invites you to play a couple games with him sometime
Itâs an enthusiastic yes from on your end
After teaching you the basics you get the hang pretty quickly and start dominating any game you two play
Idia feels youâre finally prepared for the big guns
Meaning shooter games and voice chat with depraved men who live in their mommaâs basementđâ/hj
Idia and you wipe the floor with your opponents
This is when Idia REALLY starts to notice his feelings for you
He will constantly gift you better and better tech to listen to or stream your music
Having a bf who can lift things with their mind is a huge W too
And speaking of magic he is absolutely FLOORED by your power
There are a lot more restrictions to power in his world but if your good enough to handle it, itâs almost like a free for all at EAH
ESPECIALLY IF YOUâRE ABLE TO DEFEAT ONE OF THE GREAT SEVEN
AND YOU HAVE A PET DRAGON
He will bow at your feet and always mumble about how OP you are much to your confusion
You still love him tho :D
Compliment him on his hair or gaming skills, heâll blush like crazy if itâs coming from you
đMalleus Draconiađ
Relates HEAVILY on what it feels like to be feared due to your ancestors or even just your looks
When you hear all the talk about him being âevilâ n such that just makes you all the more determined to actually get to know him
One day you take up Liliaâs offer on approaching their table
You spend lunch with them for the day (Adeuce is horrified and Sebek is staring daggers)
Malleus is both intrigued by your world and boldness
You take any chance you can to sit next to him in classes and he gladly does the same
You introduce him to your music tastes
He doesnât understand it but heâs trying
In exchange he info dumps about gargoyles to you
Heâs ecstatic to have someone that will enthusiastically listen and ask questions
You will often dress him up in styles similar to what you would wear back at EAH
He will dress you up in traditional Briar Valley clothing
Is someone else who is heavily impressed by your magic
Like I said you would probably be one of the most powerful in Twisted Wonderland because of the freedom you have with your abilities
This kind of makes you two the scariest power couple at NRC
If you tell him you defeated one of the great seven heâll just stare at you like đ
Nevermore loves him and he spoils her with what he can
He will not hesitate to make you his king of the Valley of Thorns
Do you accept requests?
Go for it (nothing nsfw tho)
"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth
Twst X Male!Jibaro!Yuu
Head-canons
For anyone who doesnât know what Jibaro is (at least in reference to this) watch this vid https://youtu.be/j6fRCupGH2Q
For those who do know, these are gonna be head-canons about the siren not the soldier
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
This will always be in the bullet points
IS THIS AGAINST THE RULES???
Who cares heâs healing let him have this
You would be interested in his UM which led up to how you two officially met
He would invite you to all the tea parties and help you pick out outfits to show off your jewels while also fitting the aesthetic of the party
This is a lot harder than expected
Riddle always looks forward to your arrival as they are all quite entertained by your dancing
Heâll pace around and try to make sure everything is as perfect as possible
He really wants to impress you
Your voice makes Riddle blush rose red
Would give you any pretty jewelry he comes across or just give you red flowers
It makes him happy when he sees youâve added it to your usual outfit from time to time
Always willing to help you study or even answer questions about the world of Twisted Wonderland
You two have a lot of lakeside picnics, both because of privacy but also so he can see you dance on the water
It always leaves him in awe, jaw on the floor
Iâd imagine that at some point in your relationship you would occasionally give him jewels that youâve hoarded
As a being whoâs dedicated to jewels n such this would kind of be a huge deal
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
You would be very interested in his habits
But not in a creepy way *cough**cough* Rook
You would go to the botanical garden often to practice dancing since itâs sort of like a release for you and itâs the closest thing that simulates your natural home
He would hear your calls and like everything, would be drawn to it
He physically gets up and peaks from the bushes to see what it is
Heâs not mad, more interested
Then he sees you dancing like a graceful swan
His jaw drops
Your sparkling body leaves him breathe less
Without thinking he walks towards you making you feel startled
Due to your frequent visits to the botanical garden his presence becomes clockwork, basically expected at this point
Your probably the one thing that could persuade him out of a nap
Thinks your ability to control people with your voice is cool asf
Still super protective
He knows how his dorm could get, and he doesnât trust many around you for fear of them taking your beauty
A little skeptical to let Ruggie go around you for a while
Enjoys your quiet nature, he canât explain it but your presence is relaxing to him
He likes the way you cuddle people
Definitely not something heâs seen before but he finds it endearing
Would call you his Gem
đAzul Ashengrottođ
Would drop whatever it is heâs holding the moment he sees you
YOUâRE JUST SO GORGEOUS
Like many, is very curious about your multitude of jewels
Would probably have to be told by you or others that your skin is literally gold before really believing it
Because heâs a mer creature I doubt your calls would have much (if any affect) on him
Aside from making him swoon
Gifts you pearls for your growing ensemble
As soon as he sees your dance not only is he praising you to high heaven, but heâs requesting you be the special entertainment for the Monstro Lounge
Not everyday of course, then that wouldnât be very special
Maybe like once a month
Since itâs a very aquatic location filled with your target audience you agree
This backfires on Azul by the many MANY boys you have coming your way now to court you
But he also did make a crap ton of money
Heâs conflicted
This makes him insecure, and even through your very little information on humans (or human presenting beings) you can tell something is not right
Youâre eagerness to be around him and learn from him however does wonders to rid him of his insecurities
Still needs reassurance from time to time
Maybe a private dance will sufficeđ
(Theyâre only dancing what were you thinking pervertsđ€š/hj)
Wonders everyday how he made such a catch but heâs not complaining
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
Deadass like đł
BRO YOU HAVE GOLDEN SCALES
HOLY CRAP THATâS COOL
-Kalim probably
He would immediately show you to his treasure chamber where you would be deeply infatuated with all the jewels
He would let you take some
Loves to give you different clothing options to both show off your beauty and be mobile enough for dancing
Btw he would be high-key OBSESSED with your dancing
When I say obsessed I mean OBSESSED
He cannot take his eyes off of you
He will always ask you to dance whether itâs with him or just showing off your impressive skill
He would beg you to teach him how to dance like that
(So would Jamil but heâs not the mc rn)
He thinks your quiet but curious nature is delightful
But not to worry he speaks enough for the both of you
Heâs been conditioned to love the sound of clinking jewelry because that usually means youâre coming his way
He invites you to every party and finds a way each time to make you the center of attention
Likes cuddling up to your cool golden scales in the desert heat
He goes goo goo eyes if he hears your siren call (dw he doesnât die) (bc I said so)
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
He would be jealous
He would be SOOOOO jealous
After all what is more beautiful than a golden dancer with an enchanting voice
His own tendencies towards shiny objects (regular jewelry) and his natural beauty is somewhat the thing that draws you to him
You are his MUSE
He loves taking photo shoots with you
Or photoshoots of just you
None of them do your true beauty justice in his opinion but itâs close
Your top supporter for dancing
He tries to convince you to go professional but you wouldnât like that very much
He respects your feelings but will still brag about you online
Tries different makeup looks on you that go well with the gold
Orders special products specifically for keeping your gold nice and shiny
Spoils you with so much more jewelry than you could imagine
Which he will gladly help you put together into an outfit
Which is another thing he relentlessly spoils you with
Youâre one of the few people this man is truly and deeply in love with
đIdia Shroudđ
Will physically freeze if he sees you
SKIN MADE OF GOLD
HOW OP IS THAT
CAN CONTROL PEOPLE WITH YOUR VOICE
HEâS AT LEAST LEVEL 150
-Idia
Doesnât even attempt to interact with you at first, he thinks your too good to even breathe the same air as him
Instead you come to him
Itâs mostly his hair and curious habits that draw you to him
As a water being I imagine fire isnât your best friend BUT FIRE FOR HAIR
Thatâs so đł
You will often walk up on him without his notice and touch along his hair
After all you are gold, it would have to be a lot hotter to even make your hands drip
Squeals and runs away immediately
Youâre let into his dorm by Ortho who is very fond of you since you treat him so kindly
Since youâve never even laid eyes on a computer screen his games interest you thoroughly
He teaches you how to play a lot of em and you find a lot of entertainment in them
Youâre weirdly good at beat saber due to your fast reflexes and flexible body
You enjoy stealing his hoodies because sometimes people ogling your jewels gives you anxiety
He gets the feeling and is more than happy to lend you his hoodies
While heâs playing games youâll sit on his lap or cling to his side/back like a koala
He struggles to keep his composure
Willing to go out a little more if it means seeing you dance
How he bagged a complete SSR heâll never know but heâs grateful
đMalleus Draconiađ
You know how dragons are usually depicted as hoarding treasures or just being drawn to them in general?
Yeah, thatâs how it was
You were like a treasure from another world and he wanted you so bad
Your lack of fear to approach him and the curious gaze you always gave him about his appearance was very amusing to him
It felt like you two were so similar but you still held an incredible uniqueness he didnât even think possible
Is like putty in your hands when you begin your siren call
Like Kalim, could watch you dance for days
Sometimes you dance up to him so beautifully before placing a kiss on his lips
This has never and will never fail to make his face go beet-red while attempting to stutter out some sort of response
You will constantly dress him (specifically his horns) in dangling jewels
Heâs gotten many stares, not of fear but of infatuation
His intimidating aura mixed with his handsome looks and golden accessories makes him a nice view on campus
Has more people complimenting him rather than running from him in fear
He always credits you with this
Gives you breathtaking jewels nearly everyday
You have a collection now
Youâre his treasure and if anyone dared to lay a finger on you they would be no moređ€
Dorm Leaders x male!Draculaura!Yuu
Iâm making this because no one else will and because Iâm chronically obsessed with both fandoms
đčRiddle Roseheartsđč
I feel like there would be a rule against pink skin or somethingđ
Yes this is twisted wonderland where people are used to others with unnatural features but PINK SKIN??
I think it would be very off putting to him at first but he eventually accepts it
He enjoys your quite outgoing and cheery nature, he deserves to let loose once in a while and youâre his first option for just that
Both of your old victorian-esque styles would clash very nicely
He would often invite you to tea parties which youâd enthusiastically accept, and maybe dress in a nice pink dress which would always put a small blush on his face
Heâd introduce you to the hedgehogs and they would probably be fond of you (especially the pink one)
Enjoys having someone whoâs about his height or shorter. Itâs a welcome change for him
Always has an umbrella handy for any sun exposure you may run into
Trey also enjoys having you around so thatâs like a bonus for Riddle
Very accommodating towards your vegetarian diet
Overall very happy that you happened upon twisted wonderland, he couldnât imagine his life without you
đŠLeona KingscholarđŠ
Can someone say SIZE DIFFERENCE
Your hella short compared to him
He canât lie and say heâs not a fan
Yâall probably met while you were admiring the pink roses in the botanical garden and came across him napping
You didnât wanna wake him up so you just stepped over him
He noticed you right away (probably because youâre like walking cotton candy) and was somewhat interested in you
As in curious as to what your deal was, I doubt he falls in love that fast
He sneaks glances at you every once in a while throughout the day
Was ACTUALLY introduced when he saw you hanging out with Jack
He was very drawn to your energetic personality which was the complete opposite of his and you vice-versa
Everyone wonders how in the world Leona got a cute, peppy, stylish bf (who everyone thinks may be a vampire but they donât have much proof for that)
Heâs probably aware that youâre capable of taking care of yourself when need be, but is still generally very protective because of your somewhat naive tendencies
After all this is a school for villains people arenât the nicest here
Always kisses your heart shaped birthmark
Wouldnât be as diligent with bringing an umbrella to block sun exposure but will still do what he can to make sure you avoid it
Heâll even block the sun with his own body if he has to
Forgets youâre vegetarian very often
Is willing to try to be a little more active if you encourage him to
After all he does really wanna impress you
Very happy he met you, you make his life a lot cheerier even if he refuses to admit it
đAzul Ashengrottođ
Probably met because Floyd likes to bother you a lot
Not everyday you get a pink skin non-human from another dimension ya know?
Like many others your sunny disposition is very welcome to him
He was always made fun of as a kid so having someone who not only accepts his *freaky* flaws but encourages him to embrace them makes his heart melt
Enjoys having someone shorter than him since the tweels are basically towers compared to him
He has a pretty good sense of fashion as do you so I imagine he would purchase a lot of very nice (and pink) clothing/accessories for you
You would probably be willing to help around the lounge which is much appreciated from him
You would likely scold him if he tried to make a deal too serious (like taking someoneâs bodily control)
Youâre still very impressed by his UM though
Your excitement for things never fails to get him flustered
He would go to the ends of the earth to make you happy
đ„łKalim Al-Asimđ„ł
Itâs like looking in a mirror
Not in terms of physical features ofc but in terms of personality
Yâall are like two peas in a pod
Jamil has never wanted to disappear more/hj
He loves having someone whoâs just as cheery and down to party as he is
Youâre definitely an enabler
But not in a bad way
Jamil is the one to keep you both in check if you guys try to do something stupid
But you keep Kalim distracted to for that Jamil is thankful
Always takes you on magic carpet rides because he loves to see the way your eyes shine seeing this wHoLe NeW wOrLd
Will spoil you with extravagant gifts and clothing
His siblings probably love you
Also one to kiss your heart shaped birthmark
If youâre someone whoâs not used to compliments get ready because this man will SHOWER YOU with love
Loves to carry you around bridal style
Idk why I just feel like he would
You both are incredibly obsessed with each other and he wouldnât have it any other way
đŠVil SchoenheitđŠ
He would try to hide his interest in you but that doesnât go over well for him
YOUâRE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE
HOW???
Probably thinks your skin color is like body makeup or something at first
Pretty shocked when he finds out it isnât
He tries not to be disappointed that youâre put into ramshackle instead of his dorm
Not necessarily in a romantic way he just feels youâd fit in there so much better
Would get to know you through Rook constantly spying on you
He didnât ask him to, but it is a bonus
Would always dress you up in stunning pink ensembles
Think Haunt Couture or Limited Edition Draculaura
Would show you off to his fans (with your consent ofc)
He would love if you modeled with him
Is very understanding of your vegetarian diet and always gets you vegan snacks
Will always have a beautiful pink umbrella handy for potential sun exposure
Itâs very important to him that you keep yourself safe
Heâs more than happy to let you pick out his outfits
He could never be more happy that he met you
đŸIdia ShroudđŸ
He would be scared of you
Not because youâre a scary person, but because youâre just so nice
He simply does not understand
He would try to avoid you like the plague but he doesnât get very far since you and Ortho get along so well
You also like hanging out in Ignihyde a lot because of the dark lighting
You approach him first with mountains of compliments about his hair and overall looks
His face goes the shade of your pink skin
You tell him your interest in his video games since I donât imagine youâve played a whole lot of those so he asks if you would like him to teach you
Your enthusiasm is unexpected and leaves him blushing profusely
He grows to really like your outgoing and kind nature even if itâs the exact opposite of him
You encourage him to go meet others a lot which heâs opposed to at first but its gotten him a lot more friends which he doesnât hate
Always lends you his hoodies
You convince him to let you dress him up and he likes the style youâve given him much more than he expected
You paint each otherâs nails
Is the only person he lets mess with his hair
He also likes that you and Ortho are such good friends, it makes him happy that two of his favorite people get along
He would dox someone for youđ
đMalleus Draconiađ
You being a 1600 year old vampire you can definitely relate to the feeling of being lonely for so long
Which is why you always go out of your way to attempt befriending him
Youâre more than happy to talk to him at lengths about his love of gargoyles which is what made him fall for you in the first place
That and your lack of cowardice in speaking with him
He always asks you to dress him up since he knows you like doing it so much
He likes the color change
Also someone who is a fan of the size difference
It makes it feel more like he has someone to protect
And protect he will
Always shields you from sunlight by standing the direction the sun is pointing from
He is indeed tall enough to block it out
Gifts you with beautiful pink gemstones he finds
You try to explain to him current technology which he appreciates even if he doesnât understand it
You would probably decorate his horns with different chains and jewels
He refuses to take them out
You invite him to any and every event if he wasnât already
He would destroy every realm if it put a smile on your face
Iâm just reblogging so i can keep this forever
sebastian when ciel orders him to step on a pipe bomb idk

Just gotta drop this here for anyone in the void



Don't ask me what this is supposed to be because I genuinely couldn't tell you
The Flame and The Candle
There was a time in history when humankind was but a small population, living off the greens and animals of the land, and sheltering themselves from harm in houses made of rock carved from the depths of Mother Earth herself. As all things do, they learned and eventually evolved. They would learn how to bring trees down and make them into tools for hunting and gathering. They learned how to make houses with the wood, sail the oceans, and one day, they learned how to create a single Flame.
The people were in awe. It was something someone made but not out of something that existed before like their houses and boats. It was not an invention, it was a discovery. A beautiful yet untamable force that could take or make lives. Of course the people did not know of this at the time, in fact many thought that there was no way they could have created something so alluring and magnificent that they credited the Gods with blessing it to them. The Little Flame was looked upon as if it were a single piece of the shining sphere above them that had fallen from its resting place and into the hands of the people.
In the beginning many thought it wondrous, a sort of magic that could only bring good to the people of Earth, and in that deduction it was not entirely untrue, but there was still a fierceness to it. A fierceness that could not be contained or controlled by any man. The Little Flame eventually grew larger until it was not so little anymore, and it danced around the wooden houses of the people but when it spun onto another house, the previous had vanished. It pranced to their wooden tools and they too vanished. Sometimes it would even skip over to the people themselves and with a single touch lit them aflame until they were but a pile of ash. They were horrified. Never had they seen a beast quite like this. One that was there but could not be touched, destroyed everything in its path but refused to be destroyed itself. Over time The Large Flame became bored of dancing, for there was nothing else to dance upon, so it started to shrink, and shrink, and shrink, until it was but a tiny Flame once more. The people whom The Flame had neglected to waltz with could hardly begin to comprehend what they had seen. Their homes and fellow townsmen were taken from them before their very eyes, yet they were too curiously mesmerized to even attempt savior. This wasnât the first time an event like this would take place, in fact it happened nearly every day even if they couldnât be there to view it. The Flame danced its way all over the globe, destroying the existence of a life for those who dared to stand in its path or assisting in the creation and nurturing of one if there was one clever enough to control it.
When the day came that a human would create an object that a flame could not combat with as much ease as before, the idea of The Flame as nothing more than an object for ruination slowly became a thing of past mind. It was a simple yet effective object that could be made from the fat of animals or the liquid harvested from deep within the depths of earth. It would always be topped with some form of a wick so the flame could have something to dance with lest it set ablaze anything around it. The Flame and The Candle were like a dream together. Each had found the one that would fit like two pieces of an unknown puzzle, and they would remain that way for decades. The Flame would tirelessly prance with The Candle for days and nights, and The Candle would reciprocate until there was nothing left for it to dance with and it devolved into a puddle of liquid. The Candle, however, would be rebirthed many times over. As many times as it took to continue nurturing The Flameâs joy.
Their waltz would stretch on for centuries, several millennia even, yet their caper always remained the same. No matter the multitude of times The Candle was subject to change it never ended any other way than The Candle being reduced to a shining sea beneath The Flameâs passionate warmth. This tired The Candle relentlessly for it did not want their entire being to be for The Flame and The Flame only, but it loved it nevertheless. They did not want to be tied to the dancer though paradoxically, they simply could not imagine an existence without it. Even so it couldnât help but query,
âDo you ever tire of this endless cavort?â The Candle asked.
âWhy, whatever could you mean?â The Flame questioned in response
âI ask again, does your eternal dance not ever entiolate you? You have done it night and day from the very time you were created yet you continue effortlessly whilst I wilt away.â
That was the only moment The Candle had ever witnessed The Flameâs gambol falter, even if for only a mere second.
âWhy even if that is true you will always continue to be renewed.â
âWhat good does my reconstruction do if it will only ever happen again and again? I am forever imprisoned in a loop of time while you can reach the lowest of grounds and reach the highest of stars. You are bound by nothing, not even the force of a god for you are a force of nature while I am not force at all. I am not even a breeze in the wind or a tear from the sky. I am made for you, my life is bound by you and only you, but your force is not bound by me as your dance is not only for me.â
âI could reform my being. I could make my spins and twirls for you and only you. I would even cease my waltz if it is what you plead,â spoke The Flame, but the flame could never really change for thatâs just what they were. A flame. They were never less, but they could never be more.
âI do not want you to change,â said The Candle. âYou are beautiful and vibrant, the color of a rosy-fingered dawn, but if we were to become as one, I will continue to become a puddle of wax but you will still remain.â
After all The Flame could only ever take, and take, and take. The only thing The Flame could give was warmth, but what good is that if it burned anything who dared to get too close.
The Flame looked upon The Candle with the love made of thousands of years. The Candle was melting just like it said but The Flame could not do anything to stop it. They knew The Candle would soon be nothing but a pool of sticky liquid beneath them just like it said. As The Candle was almost to its end and The Flame watched them be destroyed from their own doing, The Flame knew what they had to do. It was something they had carried out before, at least not of their own volition, but if they wanted The Candle to continue living, even if for a little longer, they would try.
âEven if what we have isnât meant to be and weâre forever destined to be each otherâs downfall, I would still run back to you a million times over.â The Flame spoke for its last time, and with that The Flame ceased to dance. It ceased to exist at least for now. The Candle was now destined to an existence without The Flame.
-AW