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was curious to see a more buff character in it...i think i went over board
wanted to draw some of them in the canaries uniform
Familiar Specter(s)
Outwardly impassive, Batman activated his comms.
"Oracle, what's the situation at Gotham Cementary? Our sensors detected activity at Jason's grave, but I dont have a visual on the situation," he said.
He could hear Barbara typing in the background. Finally, a grunt of dissatisfaction.
"Cameras are on the frizz. I don't have a visual, Batman."
Odd, but there's ways to subvert Wayne tech, even with their latest installments.
Batman bit back his frustration. Events like these were personal and always compromised his emotions.
"Keep trying to stabilize the connection," he commanded. "I'll go there personally and assess the situation."
"Got it, B," came Oracle's confirmation. "Whatever this is, it's localized. I'll keep you posted for more information."
The Batmobile came to life after the verification codes were inputted.
A beep. Batman stopped to listen, but Oracle's voice didn't sift through the comms this time.
"What's this about me having a nocturnal visitor, B?"
Jason. Batman didn't let his surprise coat his voice.
"Unknown. I'll be making a stop in the Cemetery to investigate what tripped the alarms."
"Knew that tonight was too quiet," Jason grumbled. His son sighed. "Don't bother, old man. I'm almost there. No need to break your delicate back trying to race me here."
"Red Hood. Don't enter the Cementery without back up. Do NOT enter the Cementary yet. That's an order."
"Well, you know where I shove your orders by now."
Without waiting for his response, Jason cut the connection. By that point, Batman was already in the outskirts of the property. Still too far away from the site of interest.
A wave of discomfort hit him. If Red Hood encountered any hostiles, he would be alone.
Fearing the worst, Batman raced as far as he dared to, making it to the Cementery in record time. He found the Red Hood kneeling before his grave, but nothing else.
"Jaylad," he muttered and almost threw himself over him. His second Robin was hyperventilating and his eyes were fixed on the slab of his grave. "What's wrong? What happened?"
"No, not again. Not again..."
Batman tried to touch him, only to have his hands slapped away. Jason seemed to have snapped out of whatever trance he was in. However, that wasn't all that reassuring, because the mania from before was in the process of being channeled again. This time with Jason trying to claw into the earth with his bare hands.
"What are you-?"
"If you want to be useful, then fucking dig! A fucking kid is inside!"
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Prompt:
When you dimension travel, you appear in the place of most significance to your alternate self.
Unfortunately for both Jason and Danny, that's Jason's grave.
Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
oh beechey island heart gloves we’re really in it now (x x)
CEV ERIS GOOFY SHIT
(Spectre is me)
WHAT DID THE DIRECTOR OF SCIENCE MADE. A PORTAL TO HANSA?
NO IRONHAMMER (SEC)
THIS SINGLE EGGPLANT. Can flood the entire ship with flour.
OH NO Its discovered that you can easily break reality. in CEV Eris
They match each others’ freak in a way that’s dangerous to the fabric of reality 💜💚
"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
ok this one is fr
i am so sorry in advance for all the active tumblr users who will have to deal with people who have never been on here trying to use it like it's twitter
hail true body mimic!cesar
He’s having a moment, give him a bit.
The second day of the AO3 DDOS attack and I’m really am bored because I can’t read my fanfics. ☠️
Welcome to the Internet I guess. /(0,0)\. But at least I have patience but I’m sad that the hackers are denying this. I can’t read any dead dove do not eat nor male pregnancy fanfics. Just why did the hackers attack AO3?!
boris and theo steal presents for eachother, you can clearly tell which ones are from theo because they are all neatly wrapped and which ones are from boris cause it’s mostly tape keeping the wrapping paper on what is clearly a mug
Talking with our partner at 12:30 am has led us both to somehow becoming hardcore Shane x Harvey shippers????? What???
drop the weapon bicth
COOLEST ANSWER I'VE EVER SEEN HOLY MOLY !1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1
imagine a very very cool question here. a very cool one. very very cool one. a very cool question.
omg guys GUYS LOOK !!!! this question is SOOO COOOLL !!!!! seriously this is the coolest question ive ever seen NOTHING could top this !!!