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We Need More Callum Centered Angst Fics Im Starving Out Here

We need more callum centered angst fics I’m starving out here

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3 years ago

Hello, can I request dorm leaders x male reader as briar beuty if not it's ok thank you

TWST Dorm Leader x Male!Briar Beauty!Yuu

okay but side note did any of you know that briar was confirmed to be afro-latina because I didn't but I love it so much😭

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

After spending so much time with Kalim as a fellow dorm leader he can't say he's not familiar with the ropes

That doesn't mean he knows how to deal with it daily

When he first met you, he kept his distance a tad because he truly felt like there was nothing deeper with you other than partying

After you saved him from his overblot and you both actually spent a little bit of time with each other he discovered he was very wrong

He heavily sympathizes with your sleeping condition and what that could potentially mean for you if you're forced to follow through with your destiny

He also loves how you manage to keep so upbeat in spite of that, it's something he truly admires about you and another thing he can really use in his life

That doesn't mean you don't give him gray hairs from time to time since you've now made the ADeuce duo into a trio

He's tired please let him rest

Speaking of rest, he's become very vigilant on any time you may be starting to doze off

He makes sure the dorm students always have something handy to ensure a comfortable rest for you

It's probably a rule to not disturb any sleeping party and anyone who does is immediately collared

He may have gotten character development but he's willing to pretend he didn't from time to time if it's for your happiness

You are always happily available to help decorate for unbirthday parties since 1. parties are obviously your specialty, and 2. you wouldn't miss a chance to add a little Briar touch to it

Trey greatly appreciates your help with this and because of that you two have become good friends

You and Cater bond over Magicam but also always appearing to others as sort of a mask for your true self. Everyone sees you as a party guy and everyone sees him as a 24/7 happy guy with a chronic dependency on Magicam

You get along with everyone from that dorm and Riddle loves that and loves you

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

This is a surprisingly good match

You may stick out in his dorm like a sore thumb but he gets along with you like he does with Vil

He relentlessly teases you as his communication of affection (he does it to Vil for entertainment, he does it to you because of a crush)

The only difference is that you would probably tease him back

It's like a competition at this point

He discovers your sleeping condition on the very few times he's awake and you both are having a conversation at lunch

He turns his head away for a second and BOOM, face down in your food

At first he thinks it's like a joke or something

He tries to get you up but it obviously doesn't work, he doesn't entirely understand what's happening until the ADeuce duo explain it to him

He has you talk to him about it more in depth later, about your family line, the curse, your destiny, all of it

This makes him kinda feel bad

He takes advantage of his opportunities both in school and his relationships by sleeping since he knows he can't really be punished for it

but for you sleeping is quite literally a curse that's keeping you from everything you want to do, and will eventually be the reason you lose everything you love

Because of this it not only makes him determined to be better about his lazy habits but also to make sure you don't go back to your world

he won't keep you if you really wanna go back but he couldn't stand to lose you to some dumb destiny that you have no say in, he relates all too well to that feeling

That doesn't mean he doesn't use your random sleeping spells as an excuse to fall asleep himself

Lots and lots of snuggles

Like Riddle he's very good at telling when you're about to fall asleep but since his senses are so sharpened it kind of just comes naturally to him

If you're standing next to him he doesn't even have to look at you to know you're about to doze off and fall down in the process

he catches you every time without even a glance

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

To be honest there's not a lot about you both that would fit in immediately

I think it's mostly your opposite personalities that kind of get you together

He knows about your condition through the tweels

How they know? Who knows.

Fun fact: you can actually hear for miles while you're sleeping (yes this is canon)

So he would probably try to make you a deal for this super hearing minus the sleeping thing

But you're somewhat perceptive when you want to be so signing any sort of contract is just out of the deal

After his overblot you teach him to love the parts of himself that he doesn't even if it may be hard

You're very good at learning how to deal with insecurities in yourself and with others which helps when giving advice

You're always begging him to let you host a party at the Monstro Lounge

If you can prove trustworthy with it he'll let you

Eventually he sees this as a marketing opportunity and will subtly encourage you to host more parties there with the staff as a catering service

You both make bank off of this and he takes you shopping so he can see you happy

Also an opportunity to get matching clothes

When he learns of your destiny this makes him greatly upset

he doesn't want the most crucial parts of your life to be taken away from you because of something as idiotic as a destiny

He would try to use his UM on you to either make you stay in Twisted Wonderland or to take this curse away from you

Whether or not you make the deal is up to you

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

You two get along too well it's scary

Like actually how

He definitely became more aware of your condition after a party

You had been invited to one of his many parties which you attended of course and after a long night of dancing and food you just crashed

At first he thought it was because the party tired you out but became worried when his efforts to wake you up in the morning didn't work

he sought out Ace and Deuce hoping maybe they could wake you up, which they did by blasting music, but before that they told him about your sleeping habits

He felt so bad, after all he couldn't imagine sleeping for years with no way to spend time with his friends

This makes him want to throw even more parties so you can spend as much time with everyone as possible

You both use this reason to guilt Jamil into letting you throw parties

He doesn't like that but he does enjoy when you use parties as a form of tutoring

It keeps Kalim entertained and leaves Jamil with plenty of free-time

Because of this Jamil has mixed feelings about you but appreciates when you help him out nonetheless

One of the many kinds of parties thrown at Scarabia is obviously slumber parties

Kalim will always without fail initiate a pillow fight

You two share a beanbag on these occasions

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

You like both gossip and fashion, so you're basically already Vil's type of person

You probably fell asleep while he was doing your makeup

He tried to wake you up for a while but after he discovered he couldn't he just finished your makeup and asked Rook what that was about since he has tabs on everyone in school

Rook is the one to bestow the knowledge of your sleeping condition on Vil

He would probably try to get more information out of you the next time you two hang out together

If you tell him about the destiny you had back in your old world he would be very disappointed

he sees so much potential in you in so many ways and knowing that one day that and everything else will have to be taken from you because of some stupid curse is just so sad (alexa play despacito-)

This makes him determined to pack in as many activities and such with you as possible

This includes a lot of fashion shows and photoshoots as well as just regular things for you both to do together

He appreciates your upbeat energy but the type of parties you throw are not often for him

Though he'll sometimes go anyways to make sure you don't do something stupid or fall asleep in a bad place

Speaking of sleep, if he can't ensure you have a proper sleep schedule, he'll at least make sure you'll have a proper sleep

there's basically a drill in Pomefiore anytime you fall asleep to get you to the nearest comfortable surface with only the best pillows and blankets

During one of said drills Epel would probably get a sharpie and draw something stupid all over your face

If Vil sees he'll quietly scold Epel while wiping it off of your face in your sleep

If you find out before Vil, you and Epel would probably laugh and set up an elaborate prank to do it to Vil when he's asleep then probably blame Rook or something

you and Epel would be very chaotic together but Vil still loves you

He loves you so much that I have no doubt he would secretly be trying to find a formula for a potion that can rid you of this curse forever

🎮Idia Shroud🎮

As a token extrovert your job is obviously to adopt all the local introverts

And the top of your list is definitely Idia

Just like Kalim you would be someone he tends to avoid because of your hyperactive attitude, but also like Kalim you don't let that happen

You obviously are aware of and respect his boundaries, but you definitely encourage him to spend time with you

Not necessarily in a group setting just together playing games or having a spa day or something

He prefers this to always spending his time in his room

He likes his games and shows but it gets lonely fast when you don't have someone to share things with in person

His outward reaction to your destiny is probably something equivalent to "That's rough buddy"

But internally he's losing it

You're one of the few people that gave him the attention and love he craved but now you'll have to be taken away from him because of something your mother was cursed with and a book?

To add even more salt to the wound, he came to a school of magic but curses and such aren't his area of expertise so he can't really do much to help you in the long run

just like the others he would definitely want to do as many things with you as possible before your time together runs out

One time you threw him one of those parties where everyone gets together and plays different kinds of video games

He hates parties but that's the one time where someone has taken into account his interests when hosting one

he was incredibly happy

the more that you build his self-esteem up, I think the more confident he would be to try and convince either Vil or Malleus to help him lift the curse on you

he'd be close to pissing himself the whole time but he can't risk a life without you

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

Oh wow you're cursed to prick your finger on a spinning wheel and sleep for 100 years that sounds vaguely familiar

When he hears your name and what your destiny is he would probably think it's fate that you two met

He always says that since your name is Briar you were basically fated to become the second king of Briar Valley

You think he's joking, he is not

He's very aware of what one should do in the case of surprise sleeping spells (he basically raised Silver with Lilia he knows what he's doing)

but I feel like yours requires different protocols since yours is more of a surprise since you just randomly doze off whenever, and because it's much harder to get you back up

When you fall asleep he'll usually just wait it out but it makes his mind wander to sad places

Knowing of your destiny he tries to be cool about it but deep down he's very angry

Not at you of course but at the hand you've been given in life

He didn't always have such a great life, he was brought up very lonely, but you made these school years so full of joy for him that he couldn't bear to lose you especially not in a way that so much resembles what he will grow up to be

He knows that one day you'll potentially have to sleep for 100 years, meaning malleus won't be able to see you, his closest friend and lover, for 100 years except behind a glass coffin

When you wake up he always tell you "I would be willing to wait 100 years or more if that means I can see you again"

NO SHARP THINGS AROUND YOU

EVER

END OF STORY

You get to drag him to every party you're invited to or that you throw

He sticks to you like glue the entire time but it's how people get to know him better and he starts to actually enjoy attending such events with you

I feel like if you ever had to fulfill your destiny he would either wait out the promised 100 years, or he would be the one to fulfill the story of true love's kiss (kinda like in the live action Maleficent)

If you didn't he would probably be because he managed to life the curse from you

Either way he doesn't plan on losing you to this

You hit the jackpot of partners bro

You're scared of losing everything you love because they'll all be dead by the time you wake up?

HAVE A DRAGON PARTNER THAT'S THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF THE WITCH WHO CURSED YOU AND YOUR LINEAGE WHO NEVER AGES :D


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2 years ago

I bet that the 1st years would be protective of Mc

Someone picks a fight with Mc, or disrespect them, and with in a few seconds there's pounding footsteps in the hall, and an Epel whose ready to kick the shit out of the bully

Ace would punch them, Deuce would summon a cauldron, Sebek would be yelling and degrading their existence, and Jack would hear what happened first before doing anything. The enlightened one he is..

Epel would definitely but only if Vil isn’t around because he doesn’t want to get his ear twisted and scolded for bad behavior.

Grim would set them on fire bc why not….

3 years ago

The Flame and The Candle

There was a time in history when humankind was but a small population, living off the greens and animals of the land, and sheltering themselves from harm in houses made of rock carved from the depths of Mother Earth herself. As all things do, they learned and eventually evolved. They would learn how to bring trees down and make them into tools for hunting and gathering. They learned how to make houses with the wood, sail the oceans, and one day, they learned how to create a single Flame.

The people were in awe. It was something someone made but not out of something that existed before like their houses and boats. It was not an invention, it was a discovery. A beautiful yet untamable force that could take or make lives. Of course the people did not know of this at the time, in fact many thought that there was no way they could have created something so alluring and magnificent that they credited the Gods with blessing it to them. The Little Flame was looked upon as if it were a single piece of the shining sphere above them that had fallen from its resting place and into the hands of the people.

In the beginning many thought it wondrous, a sort of magic that could only bring good to the people of Earth, and in that deduction it was not entirely untrue, but there was still a fierceness to it. A fierceness that could not be contained or controlled by any man. The Little Flame eventually grew larger until it was not so little anymore, and it danced around the wooden houses of the people but when it spun onto another house, the previous had vanished. It pranced to their wooden tools and they too vanished. Sometimes it would even skip over to the people themselves and with a single touch lit them aflame until they were but a pile of ash. They were horrified. Never had they seen a beast quite like this. One that was there but could not be touched, destroyed everything in its path but refused to be destroyed itself. Over time The Large Flame became bored of dancing, for there was nothing else to dance upon, so it started to shrink, and shrink, and shrink, until it was but a tiny Flame once more. The people whom The Flame had neglected to waltz with could hardly begin to comprehend what they had seen. Their homes and fellow townsmen were taken from them before their very eyes, yet they were too curiously mesmerized to even attempt savior. This wasn’t the first time an event like this would take place, in fact it happened nearly every day even if they couldn’t be there to view it. The Flame danced its way all over the globe, destroying the existence of a life for those who dared to stand in its path or assisting in the creation and nurturing of one if there was one clever enough to control it.

When the day came that a human would create an object that a flame could not combat with as much ease as before, the idea of The Flame as nothing more than an object for ruination slowly became a thing of past mind. It was a simple yet effective object that could be made from the fat of animals or the liquid harvested from deep within the depths of earth. It would always be topped with some form of a wick so the flame could have something to dance with lest it set ablaze anything around it. The Flame and The Candle were like a dream together. Each had found the one that would fit like two pieces of an unknown puzzle, and they would remain that way for decades. The Flame would tirelessly prance with The Candle for days and nights, and The Candle would reciprocate until there was nothing left for it to dance with and it devolved into a puddle of liquid. The Candle, however, would be rebirthed many times over. As many times as it took to continue nurturing The Flame’s joy.

Their waltz would stretch on for centuries, several millennia even, yet their caper always remained the same. No matter the multitude of times The Candle was subject to change it never ended any other way than The Candle being reduced to a shining sea beneath The Flame’s passionate warmth. This tired The Candle relentlessly for it did not want their entire being to be for The Flame and The Flame only, but it loved it nevertheless. They did not want to be tied to the dancer though paradoxically, they simply could not imagine an existence without it. Even so it couldn’t help but query,

“Do you ever tire of this endless cavort?” The Candle asked.

“Why, whatever could you mean?” The Flame questioned in response

“I ask again, does your eternal dance not ever entiolate you? You have done it night and day from the very time you were created yet you continue effortlessly whilst I wilt away.”

That was the only moment The Candle had ever witnessed The Flame’s gambol falter, even if for only a mere second.

“Why even if that is true you will always continue to be renewed.”

“What good does my reconstruction do if it will only ever happen again and again? I am forever imprisoned in a loop of time while you can reach the lowest of grounds and reach the highest of stars. You are bound by nothing, not even the force of a god for you are a force of nature while I am not force at all. I am not even a breeze in the wind or a tear from the sky. I am made for you, my life is bound by you and only you, but your force is not bound by me as your dance is not only for me.”

“I could reform my being. I could make my spins and twirls for you and only you. I would even cease my waltz if it is what you plead,” spoke The Flame, but the flame could never really change for that’s just what they were. A flame. They were never less, but they could never be more.

“I do not want you to change,” said The Candle. “You are beautiful and vibrant, the color of a rosy-fingered dawn, but if we were to become as one, I will continue to become a puddle of wax but you will still remain.”

After all The Flame could only ever take, and take, and take. The only thing The Flame could give was warmth, but what good is that if it burned anything who dared to get too close.

The Flame looked upon The Candle with the love made of thousands of years. The Candle was melting just like it said but The Flame could not do anything to stop it. They knew The Candle would soon be nothing but a pool of sticky liquid beneath them just like it said. As The Candle was almost to its end and The Flame watched them be destroyed from their own doing, The Flame knew what they had to do. It was something they had carried out before, at least not of their own volition, but if they wanted The Candle to continue living, even if for a little longer, they would try.

“Even if what we have isn’t meant to be and we’re forever destined to be each other’s downfall, I would still run back to you a million times over.” The Flame spoke for its last time, and with that The Flame ceased to dance. It ceased to exist at least for now. The Candle was now destined to an existence without The Flame.

-AW


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3 years ago

Papa Crewel when he hears that his only child got 20+ boyfriends

Papa Crewel When He Hears That His Only Child Got 20+ Boyfriends

The biggest insult to injury is who their boyfriends are. Yuu you couldn't have dated the honor roll? Some aspiring doctors maybe? They had to go for the schools con man and his goons, a boy who has almost been assasinated multiple times , a shut in weeb, the guy that got held back, a guy that hypnotized them, Ace and Deuce, the list goes on. Yuu is dating every fathers worst nightmare at the same time.

3 years ago

Dorm Leaders x male!Draculaura!Yuu

I’m making this because no one else will and because I’m chronically obsessed with both fandoms

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

I feel like there would be a rule against pink skin or something😭

Yes this is twisted wonderland where people are used to others with unnatural features but PINK SKIN??

I think it would be very off putting to him at first but he eventually accepts it

He enjoys your quite outgoing and cheery nature, he deserves to let loose once in a while and you’re his first option for just that

Both of your old victorian-esque styles would clash very nicely

He would often invite you to tea parties which you’d enthusiastically accept, and maybe dress in a nice pink dress which would always put a small blush on his face

He’d introduce you to the hedgehogs and they would probably be fond of you (especially the pink one)

Enjoys having someone who’s about his height or shorter. It’s a welcome change for him

Always has an umbrella handy for any sun exposure you may run into

Trey also enjoys having you around so that’s like a bonus for Riddle

Very accommodating towards your vegetarian diet

Overall very happy that you happened upon twisted wonderland, he couldn’t imagine his life without you

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

Can someone say SIZE DIFFERENCE

Your hella short compared to him

He can’t lie and say he’s not a fan

Y’all probably met while you were admiring the pink roses in the botanical garden and came across him napping

You didn’t wanna wake him up so you just stepped over him

He noticed you right away (probably because you’re like walking cotton candy) and was somewhat interested in you

As in curious as to what your deal was, I doubt he falls in love that fast

He sneaks glances at you every once in a while throughout the day

Was ACTUALLY introduced when he saw you hanging out with Jack

He was very drawn to your energetic personality which was the complete opposite of his and you vice-versa

Everyone wonders how in the world Leona got a cute, peppy, stylish bf (who everyone thinks may be a vampire but they don’t have much proof for that)

He’s probably aware that you’re capable of taking care of yourself when need be, but is still generally very protective because of your somewhat naive tendencies

After all this is a school for villains people aren’t the nicest here

Always kisses your heart shaped birthmark

Wouldn’t be as diligent with bringing an umbrella to block sun exposure but will still do what he can to make sure you avoid it

He’ll even block the sun with his own body if he has to

Forgets you’re vegetarian very often

Is willing to try to be a little more active if you encourage him to

After all he does really wanna impress you

Very happy he met you, you make his life a lot cheerier even if he refuses to admit it

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

Probably met because Floyd likes to bother you a lot

Not everyday you get a pink skin non-human from another dimension ya know?

Like many others your sunny disposition is very welcome to him

He was always made fun of as a kid so having someone who not only accepts his *freaky* flaws but encourages him to embrace them makes his heart melt

Enjoys having someone shorter than him since the tweels are basically towers compared to him

He has a pretty good sense of fashion as do you so I imagine he would purchase a lot of very nice (and pink) clothing/accessories for you

You would probably be willing to help around the lounge which is much appreciated from him

You would likely scold him if he tried to make a deal too serious (like taking someone’s bodily control)

You’re still very impressed by his UM though

Your excitement for things never fails to get him flustered

He would go to the ends of the earth to make you happy

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

It’s like looking in a mirror

Not in terms of physical features ofc but in terms of personality

Y’all are like two peas in a pod

Jamil has never wanted to disappear more/hj

He loves having someone who’s just as cheery and down to party as he is

You’re definitely an enabler

But not in a bad way

Jamil is the one to keep you both in check if you guys try to do something stupid

But you keep Kalim distracted to for that Jamil is thankful

Always takes you on magic carpet rides because he loves to see the way your eyes shine seeing this wHoLe NeW wOrLd

Will spoil you with extravagant gifts and clothing

His siblings probably love you

Also one to kiss your heart shaped birthmark

If you’re someone who’s not used to compliments get ready because this man will SHOWER YOU with love

Loves to carry you around bridal style

Idk why I just feel like he would

You both are incredibly obsessed with each other and he wouldn’t have it any other way

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

He would try to hide his interest in you but that doesn’t go over well for him

YOU’RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE

HOW???

Probably thinks your skin color is like body makeup or something at first

Pretty shocked when he finds out it isn’t

He tries not to be disappointed that you’re put into ramshackle instead of his dorm

Not necessarily in a romantic way he just feels you’d fit in there so much better

Would get to know you through Rook constantly spying on you

He didn’t ask him to, but it is a bonus

Would always dress you up in stunning pink ensembles

Think Haunt Couture or Limited Edition Draculaura

Would show you off to his fans (with your consent ofc)

He would love if you modeled with him

Is very understanding of your vegetarian diet and always gets you vegan snacks

Will always have a beautiful pink umbrella handy for potential sun exposure

It’s very important to him that you keep yourself safe

He’s more than happy to let you pick out his outfits

He could never be more happy that he met you

👾Idia Shroud👾

He would be scared of you

Not because you’re a scary person, but because you’re just so nice

He simply does not understand

He would try to avoid you like the plague but he doesn’t get very far since you and Ortho get along so well

You also like hanging out in Ignihyde a lot because of the dark lighting

You approach him first with mountains of compliments about his hair and overall looks

His face goes the shade of your pink skin

You tell him your interest in his video games since I don’t imagine you’ve played a whole lot of those so he asks if you would like him to teach you

Your enthusiasm is unexpected and leaves him blushing profusely

He grows to really like your outgoing and kind nature even if it’s the exact opposite of him

You encourage him to go meet others a lot which he’s opposed to at first but its gotten him a lot more friends which he doesn’t hate

Always lends you his hoodies

You convince him to let you dress him up and he likes the style you’ve given him much more than he expected

You paint each other’s nails

Is the only person he lets mess with his hair

He also likes that you and Ortho are such good friends, it makes him happy that two of his favorite people get along

He would dox someone for you💙

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

You being a 1600 year old vampire you can definitely relate to the feeling of being lonely for so long

Which is why you always go out of your way to attempt befriending him

You’re more than happy to talk to him at lengths about his love of gargoyles which is what made him fall for you in the first place

That and your lack of cowardice in speaking with him

He always asks you to dress him up since he knows you like doing it so much

He likes the color change

Also someone who is a fan of the size difference

It makes it feel more like he has someone to protect

And protect he will

Always shields you from sunlight by standing the direction the sun is pointing from

He is indeed tall enough to block it out

Gifts you with beautiful pink gemstones he finds

You try to explain to him current technology which he appreciates even if he doesn’t understand it

You would probably decorate his horns with different chains and jewels

He refuses to take them out

You invite him to any and every event if he wasn’t already

He would destroy every realm if it put a smile on your face


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