Why Isn't There More Content Of 2b2t (SPECIFICALLY THESE TWO)

Why isn't there more content of 2b2t (SPECIFICALLY THESE TWO)

I love them. They're great! They're, dare I say it, as good as SMPEarth. Let my trans woman and her emotional support genocidal maniac be popular.

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If you're asking who's going to hug Wrathion, the answer is:

Kalecgos

Ebyssian

Magni

Prolly Malygos if he were both alive and sane

Chromie (Forgiveness... can you imaaaaaagine, forgiveness)

Nozdormu would, just because he's glad there's finally someone there to do what Neltharion couldn't

Ysera, same as Nozdormu

I would!

Onyxia would evil mentor hug him

Khadgar would non-evil mentor hug him

Medivh would morally grey mentor hug him

Kairozdormu

Sariadormi would hug him because she gives wine aunt who gets slightly drunk and hugs anyone within 20 feet of her

Jorach Ravenholt would because he should just adopt Wrathion

Left and Right would hug him against his will while he pretends to hate it

Tess Greymane would hug him both because they are both somewhat adopted by Jorach and to spite her father

Flynn Fairwind would hug him for being so able to swindle people

Shaw hears that Wrathion is 13 and immediately goes to pity hug him because christ dude, the poor drake needs it.

Alexstrasza wouldn't because she's a b!tch who experimented on him and rap3d his mother.

Who's gonna hug him though.

Debatably Sad Xisuma Headcanon

X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that he’s actually paying attention to the words he’s saying. 

But if he’s really not doin’ good, mentally speaking, he paces and gestures like this is a flipping rave. Just violently, mindlessly stimming until he literally cannot feel his hands. He almost never gets to a level where he has to do that, but when he does, something is going to be either d3ad or completely destroyed by the end of the day.

Mostly he does it to look overly exited or happy when he isn’t, but sometimes it’s just an uncontrollable need to LEAVE. Just violent theatre kid gesturing to accentuate whatever he’s saying.

The sad part is the last person he snapped like that towards was Keralis, and you know what, it was kinda his own fault. But that’s a thing for another post, because if I went into that story/headcanon this would be unreasonably long.

The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.

And funny headcanon about them:

Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.

Wrathion: Rude.

Kalec: You're 13, sit down.

Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*

Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!

Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!

Thrall: Isn't he bi?

Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!

Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?

Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!

Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*

do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should

i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.

THAT IS CRIMINAL!

two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf

Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.

No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.

For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.

Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)

The universe's sweetest god, probably.