If You Can Plug It In And It Turns On, IT'S NOT DEAD. Okay? Coma, They Go Into COMA(going Dormant Is

If you can plug it in and it turns on, IT'S NOT DEAD. Okay? Coma, they go into COMA(going dormant is also acceptable).

Please, do not let them mislead you.

My child, one day you will look back and realize just how many things knowledge has robbed you of.

Me: Pointing at a hospital That's where I see myself in the future. Friend: As the doctor or nurse? Me: :) Friend: As a doctor or nurse....right?

I am learning to arms; behold my progress.

(Two parts spaghetti and meatballs, one part WALL, one part progress)

Eye bags are attractive.

change my mind

I am neither child friendly nor friendly to child. Which, kind of makes me a prick, but maybe I wouldn't be so bad with them if people stop making me participate in their plays. They're children's plays. I'm tired of those adorable little gremlins making me so their dirty work. They're bones are elongating and fusing together at horrifying speeds as their flesh strains to prevent a series of mutilated muscles. In time they will tower over me as my mortal form crumbles.

To which their own

Their face of stone

The heart liquifies