I Am Learning To Arms; Behold My Progress.

I am learning to arms; behold my progress.

(Two parts spaghetti and meatballs, one part WALL, one part progress)

how did you find me

You were in my "Check out these blogs" so I checked...you......out. I sound like a creep. ANyway, I scrolled through your blog for the next 30 minutes. I thought you were wholesome, funny, and I wanted to see more of your content on my feed so I followed..you....I don't get out much.

If you're wondering what mysterious force compelled me check out your blog: you also have a traditionally drawn profile picture!

Somebody one told me off for ingesting canine nutrition

They weren't my mom so I bit them

They were talking kind of loud, and it really made me mad

So I clenched my fists as a warning

Well, a cluster started forming and my ears had starting ringing

Fed up with this coward and they run away screaming

It didn't make sense just to stop at one

The bodies are there, but the souls are gone

So much to do, so much to clean

So what's wrong with doing a backflip

My neurocranium hits the floor (bo!ng)

My neurocranium is no more

No Cap

Person: Gets decapitated Me: No cap The murderer: What Me: What

Me: Pointing at a hospital That's where I see myself in the future. Friend: As the doctor or nurse? Me: :) Friend: As a doctor or nurse....right?

Eye bags are attractive.

change my mind