Tony: I Think Im Coming Down With Something, Ive Been Feeling Nauseous Lately

tony: i think i’m coming down with something, i’ve been feeling nauseous lately

peter: maybe you’re pregnant

tony:

peter:

tony: i don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack

[on the phone]

tony: hey, i can still pick whatever suit i like for the wedding, right?

pepper: yeah, as long as it’s black, why?

tony, wearing the iron man suit: no reason

peter: okay, i have a plan

mj: i hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water

mobius: why do you always see the worst in people?

loki: because people are the worst

tony: why can't we just leave morgan at home with nat? she’s definitely old enough to babysit—

pepper: because nat’s idea of babysitting morgan is “making sure she survives”

peter: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere, and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. what if i wanted to be a duck? nobody asked me if i wanted to be a duck

tony:

tony: do you want to be a duck?

peter, tearing up: yeah