DEATH FROM ABOVE! BRING ABOUT THE END!

DEATH FROM ABOVE! BRING ABOUT THE END!

DROP A BOMB SO FIERCE IT MAKES HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI LOOK LIKE FUCKIN SPECS!

normal goofy blake post

Ok.. just uh gimme a sec because I got a little something something.

Imma bout to fuckin murder the fanatics with words and utter disrespect.

I respect the fans, not the fanatics. They get their ass cooked the moment they step out of line with some BULLSHIT.

While also trying to keep a good relationship with the shippers.

Does this probably sound like an ego trip? Yeah.. just gotta make sure I stay in line.

"RWBY and its fandom is progressive!"

It genuinely never gets old. Like, legit, the most ardent fans of RWBY can pretend that they are progressive, that they support LGBT+ causes and all that.

But we all can see and fucking know that the INSTANT any minority disagrees with them the RWBY fanatics will turn into mini-Hitlers INSTANTLY.

Adel-Aka was attacked due to being Middle Eastern, LGBT+ people are constantly getting attacked by our identities being dismissed, Critics that identify as women CONSTANTLY get attacked a lot harsher by the FNDM that guys ever are, and boy, dont even get me started on anything related to Ironwood, the ableist takes surrounding him are just, WOW.

You just know that these are the kind of people that just SALIVATE at the idea of a trans person doing something wrong just so they could misgender them.

... So apologies this comes off as me bitching but considering I'm someone in Rwde I feel like yapping my ass off.

And this is entirely from my own perspective so hopefully this is a little bit understandable.

For me it's not the fact yang doesn't resolve around Ruby as a character but the fact it feels less like she's Ruby sister and more like a complete stranger.

Prime example is the scene where Ruby loses her shit. Yang doesn't try to calm her down the moment ruby blows up at her and Blake instead focuses on protecting Blake. And while obviously Blake and yang being in a relationship would logistically have a state of tunnel vision. I would assume that she has enough care to still try to talk to Ruby instead of 100% focusing on protecting Blake.

Add that with the fact yang didn't atleast go "what the hell" (or something of a similar vain) at jaune after he quickly got on the offensive and entirely blamed Ruby for everything which led ruby to run away... I'm just a tad frustrated. And the scene in Rwby: beyond feels more like an excuse than an actual story scene.

But then again I have a bias and I'm shitty with writing essays. So obviously (and like most Rwby fans I hope] my opinion is not inherently correct.

As for the joke answer.

"ShUt ThE fUcK uP yOU donT knOW MoNty's VIsioN"

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister

(so this is a weird one considering Im white knight trash buuut I feel like I need to give my favorite non-whiteknight Weiss ship some attention.)

Penny would pick Weiss up bridal style as her face was red.

Penny: apologies Partner Weiss! My human body appears to be in need of relief!

Weiss: o-oh!.. does that mean-

Penny: yes. Your face will be covered in green lipstick by the end of this.

Penny proceeded to carry her wife to their bedroom. And we all know where that's going.. you fucking degenerates-

Weiss' Married Life

Weiss: (Mid-40s) What do you think, honey~? Think I can still pull it off~?

Weiss: (Outfit's backside rips wide open, Reveals embarrassing birthmark) Whaaat?! You've gotta be kidding me~!

Weiss: (Dignified woman scoff) That will cost you extra, I'm afraid.

Weiss: (Holding destroyed younger clothes, Pride shattered) I... I guess I'm past my prime, aren't I, honey?

Weiss: (Needs 3 nights of recovery from love)

NO! That's impossible! I thought my technique was unstoppable.. fine then. I activate my trap card. Sudden bullshit!

I can activate this card anytime at the small cost of losing my white privilege. When I do I can double the effect or damage I may receive, and send it back to you.

If my brain rot couldn't beat you, this has to! Because I don't feel like being surrounded by strangely attractive cartoons!

This end spahhzy, my character arc is complete so thus hence by extreme bullshit logic you have to be defeated!

Those fifteen minutes of backflash were the best 15 minutes ever. BEGONE!

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

Alright then I'll have to counter with my ultimate technique.

Here's how it goes.

The Internet is vast.

My mind is vaster.

I like big booty bitches.

And I hate fuckin snitches.

Only in Ohio is this bullshit possible

With this treasure I summon, I become the unstoppable.

PURE BRAIN ROT TECHNIQUE: ONLY IN OHIO RIZZ.

"this attack is considered a guaranteed hit. All opponents have their brain cells reduced by 1000%. Causing them to no longer be capable of actually doing anything"

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...