Scott: You Have Got To Stop Breaking Into My House.

Scott: You have got to stop breaking into my house.

Pietro: I wouldn’t have to if you just gave me the key!

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!

Pietro: You can’t just lie here in the dark while listening to eighties music!

Scott: I could have, if you hadn’t turned on my lights and shut off my speakers.

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.

Part 1

Blob: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Pietro: You people already know too much about me.

Toad: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you don’t let any of us crash at your place.