Blob: I Cant Believe You Live Nearby And You Won't Let Anyone Crash At Your Place.

Blob: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Pietro: You people already know too much about me.

Toad: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you don’t let any of us crash at your place.

Raven: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Kurt: You left me in a Walmart parking lot just last week!

Raven: That was on purpose, try again.

Scott: Are you single?

Pietro: I’m an Avenger, in your eyes a criminal, and you have arrested me multiple times for stealing and collaborating with my father.

Scott: But do you like guys?

Pietro: You can’t just lie here in the dark while listening to eighties music!

Scott: I could have, if you hadn’t turned on my lights and shut off my speakers.

Pietro: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this situation.

Scott: Manslaughter it is.

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.