I Never Read The Series Until I Was An Adult, And The First Book Legitimately Made Me Cry! Knowing Jango

I never read the series until I was an adult, and the first book legitimately made me cry! Knowing Jango was going to die made it even worse. Here’s this kid who sees his dad as his entire world, and that world is ripped away from him in one instant at the start of a war he can’t possibly understand. It really makes you hate all the adults involved even more, especially people like Palpatine and Dooku, knowing that this tragedy will repeat itself many times over across the galaxy. And seeing how no one even gives a crap about this kid afterwards is especially heartbreaking.

(Mace is really cold-hearted about the whole thing in the Clone Wars series, telling Boba “You’ll just have to forgive me.” Not a sorry or anything. Granted, the kid had just tried to kill him, but damn, not an ounce of compassion or understanding. I respect him as a Jedi, but I can’t forgive his treatment of Boba. He demands understanding without showing it himself.)

i got a book about boba fett as a child at the library and it’s the worst decision i’ve ever made

✅ Likes sleeping in

✅ Introvert

✅ Likes the deep ocean

✅ Likes ancient ruins

✅ Irritable if woken up prematurely

✅ Hates having ships rammed into head

✅ Would rather sleep than fight

❌ Has devoted cult following

Yeah, I’d say Cthulhu and I have a bit in common.

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Story Stater #50

“I never half-ass anything. I always make a complete ass of myself, or it’s not worth doing.”

Example of what you get when you open Chekhov’s Box:

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Scenario Prompt #11

Your character gets a job at a nursing home full of former villains.

Pinhead:

✅ Intellectually stimulating conversations

✅ Awesome voice/accent

✅ Cat-like, doesn’t cause too much noise

❌ Smells like death, never showers

❌ Chains and blood everywhere

❌ Constantly bringing sketchy friends over (and one keeps raiding the fridge!)

❌ Keeps people in basement

❌ No, I don’t want to open your damn box!

Zartan:

✅ Entertaining conversations

✅ Fun for parties, does great impersonations

✅ Cat person

✅ Tidy, cleans up after himself

✅ Handy with tech and general repairs

✅ Constant supply of soda and donuts

❌ Rude friends who don’t clean up after themselves

❌ Sketchy business associates

❌ Revving motorcycles at 4 in the morning

❌ Enjoys pranking me with disguises

Godzilla:

✅ No one would dream of breaking in with him around

❌ Never pays his half of rent

❌ Snores loud enough to wake up the entire city

❌ Home? What home? We don’t have one anymore!

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