You Know What Would Have Been Funny In Season 5 Of Lucifer? Instead Of Michael Being A Complete Bastard

You know what would have been funny in season 5 of Lucifer? instead of Michael being a complete bastard to his identical twin because he’d an evil dick, he’s actually just trying really, really hard to reconnect to his brother, but he doesn’t understand emotions or humans (or his siblings) at all and goes about trying to get Lucifer’s attention in all the wrong ways (all those times that some disaster happened that Lucifer was blamed for? actually Michael).

So, like, in that fight scene at the precinct in season 5 (i think, haven't actually got there yet) Lucifer demands to know why Michael caused all these problems and Michael completely sincerely and with an adorable confused head tilt asks “How else was I supposed to get your attention?”

Cue Amenadiel and Lucifer dragging Michael to Linda for some much needed intervention.

Looking back, leaving Christianity/Jesus was the best thing I have ever done for myself.

Two days ago I watched the movie version of “Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children,” and fell in love. I have to say, however I haven’t read the books except for one glance years ago so I don’t know how good of an adaption the movie is compared to the books, but I do know that I want to read them now.

Darth Vader | illustrated by Randy Martinez & Rick Burchett I’M NOT FINE I’M CRYING ABOUT SHMI CARRYING BABY ANI AT THE BEGINNING OF HIS LIFE AND ANAKIN CARRYING HIS MOTHER AT THE END OF HERS.

Re-reading Madeline L’Engle’s “Many Waters”, and I find it hilarious how, in-universe, Sandy, Dennys and the whole of the human race after the flood have a nephil (fallen Angel) ancestor (Oholibama, Japheth’s wife, being the daughter of a nephil)

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...maybe that’s why Charles Wallace is so odd?

[Person A with an armful of Person B (a fully grown adult) who is clinging to Person A as if their life depends on it. Person C stands to the side snickering]

Person A: Why did you do this?

Person C: I thought it would be funny

Person A [glaring a death stare at Person C]: You know that [B] is afraid of spiders.

Person B clings harder and bursts into another round of tears.

Person A [shifting to accommodate B’s weight]: You’ve traumatized them!

Person C [shrugs]: I thought they were already traumatized.

Person A: ThAt’S nOt ThE pOiNt!