Weiss: Why Do I Let You Distract Me?

Weiss: Why do I let you distract me?

Yang: Because you know I should be the main focus.

Weiss: Adorable. *turns to Ruby* We're not taking them.

Ruby: I might have died, but I know I didn't make you leader.

Weiss: Ruby!

Ruby: What, too soon?

Yang: Dark, sis.

Ruby: Too bad. I'm still in charge. Ren and Nora are joining RWBY.

Weiss: Look, Ruby, we don't need to add Ren and Nora to the team! We already have enough diversity with a faunus and a robot!

Yang: Hey, I'm not a robot! I'm a cyborg!

Weiss: Whatever! You're not human!

Yang: Hey, in my heart, I'm all human!

Weiss: In your heart, you're a pervert!

Yang: (smiles) Ah, so you understand after all!

Weiss: That was not a compliment!

Yang: I'm choosing to take it as one anyways.

Weiss: Honestly, you are so impossible!

Yang: I thought I was a robot.

Weiss: You are a robot! At least 10% of you is a machine!

Yang: (Looks at her arm) Mm... I'd say closer to 15.

Harriet: What, are you paraplegic?

Emerald: How do you expect me to leave a floating prison on my own? Walk off the edge?

Harriet: While I wouldn't be opposed, I'm legally required to discourage actions of potential self-harm.

Emerald: Wow, so caring.

Harriet: Too caring for a criminal, honestly.

Emerald: Atlas tool.

Harriet: Better a tool than a dreg like you.

Emerald: Know what? You can kiss my-

Jaune: Hi, Emmy!

Emerald: J-Jaune?

Harriet: "Emmy"?

Emerald: Shut up. Jaune, what is that hunk of junk you're flying?

Jaune: Ol' Betsy isn't a "hunk of junk". With 53 years of service, she's the most reliable air taxi money can afford.

Emerald: You don't have any money.

Jaune: Well, not after paying for a round trip I don't.

Emerald: ...is that thing missing screws?

Jaune: Just the extra ones. Now hop on!

Harriet: Well looks like you get your ride after all, Emmy!

Emerald: I hope this dump falls like Atlas.

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

Day 2 — Yang’s birthday!!!

It’s Yang’s birthday and she can celebrate however she wants with her man by her side!

Yang: And you thought - out of everyone in our friend group - her big sister in particular should know this?

Jaune: Do you feel like beating me up?

Yang: Quite brutally, yes.

Jaune: Then I told exactly the right person.

Jaune: A girl shows interest in me. Literally cannot stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates.

Dragonslayer Week 2023!

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the official announcement of the prompts and rules for DragonSlayer Week 2023. This ship week is dedicated to the pairing between Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao Long. This event will run from July 25th to August 1st. Please read through and familiarize yourself with the rules before proceeding.

1. Posts must be Dragonslayer centric. You can have secondary and background ships, but Dragonslayer is the focus.

2. No bashing of characters or other ships. We mean it. If you hate or think less of a character or a certain ship, leave it out of the submissions.

3. All posts welcome for this. You can post art, shitposts, fanfics, mood boards, edits, gifsets, etc. The sky is the limit.

4. Please have the tag #dragonslayerweek within the first 5 tags of your post. Also tag this blog so we can reblog your posts.

5. All posts on tumblr must be SFW, any NSFW posts will be on the discord server.

6. Please give any warnings for extreme content.

7. Have fun.

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Weiss: What do you think a drug is?

Jaune: A substance ingested for the purpose of physically or mentally altering one's state of being.

Weiss: That's...a fair description.

Jaune: And did you not provide me tea with the intention of calming me down?

Weiss:

Jaune: It's not working, by the way. Weak shit.

Weiss: I don't know why I bother.

Jaune: Hey, thanks for trying.

Weiss: You're not welcome.

Jaune: Thanks for bringing me drugs, even if it is the weak shit.

Weiss: It's herbal tea!

Jaune: And it's the weakest drug I've ever had.