I'm definitely a mess, but I do get things done. Lived at least 21 years. Expect a bit of everything here. Not too active, uni's attempting to tear my head off. p.s. I'm broke, if you send a personal message asking for money it's a block on sight.
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every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT
SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!
ICONIC!!!!
You can't tell me what to do!
(falls for reverse psychology)
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ONLY LIKE IT.
THIS IS A CHALLENGE.
minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white
Unholy.
Add Loki
I got curious about the height difference between the starting trio and created something.....
If you've ever wondered what a fusion of Excalibur, Mag and Volt would look like, here you go!
+Bonus "fem" Volt!👁️👄👁️
(His waist is an anomaly, his waist is an hourglass....)
(mag x volt yeah)
Ah yes, the height difference. They're the same height! So yeah.
But I'll still headcanon that Amir and Aoi are the shortest of The Hex, hehe✨
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(somehow need to import warframes textures and colour for a more detailed fusion sometime...)
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
Well then
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
fuckign CREATURE
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it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….
It‘s scary to see how very important european petitions get no visibility whatsoever. We had a basic income petition last year which failed because not enough people knew about it. Now we have a „tax the rich“ one that only lasts until october this year and only has around 250k out of 1 mio. signings.
Most EU people go through their every day life w/o knowing about them. There are no ads, no marketing…nothing. I know that costs money though one might think important petitions that lead to a better and progressive life would be supported by the government or ministries in some way, but nooooo
And why should they? It’s petitions that would help out the poor and middle class, but endanger capitalism and their exploitation, sooo: government and business leads for example.
So here the link for those who are interested:
Since childhood I wanted to be a dragon.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
I fully understand that we won't have the mc ask what's under the mask, but a thought had entered my mind and I wish to share it with you.
Death: We've been on this journey together for too long.
Mc: For an immortal dude like you? How long did we spend time together?
Death, sarcastically: Long enough that I may honor you to see what's under my mask.
Mc, who never knew that he was wearing a mask and genuinely thought it was his face:
Her stupid ass would
may you fall in love with creating your art as much as you have with the idealized creation of strangers’
You might know this tiny frog.
This is Mini mum (photo by Andolalao Rakotoarison), a species I had the pleasure to name—together with a team of amazing colleagues—back in 2019.
That was the start of a fascination with the process and consequences of miniaturisation for vertebrates. How the hell does this tiny frog manage to fit all of its vital organs—more or less all the same senses and organs that we have—into a package the size of a tic-tac‽ Why and how has it evolved to be so small? And why don't we get frogs that are much smaller?
Well, I just secured 1.5 MILLION Euros (!!!) in the form of a European Research Commission Starting Grant, to answer these and other related questions in the genomes of Mini frogs and other miniaturised vertebrates.
Because it turns out, there are *lots* of miniaturised vertebrates, and they push the boundaries of how small we think it is possible for a vertebrate to be! Here is a little graphic of some of them, scaled to a BIC ballpoint pen.
The project is called GEMINI: The Genomics of Miniaturisation in Vertebrates! You can read more about it on my website here, and in the press release, here!
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
mosquitor
The moment I find something that gives me joy, I CONSUME it incessantly until it yields no more joy. like a mosquitor sucking on blood until it pops.
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
