dramallamadog - DramaLlamaDog
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I Just Had To Explain Among Us To My Dad. End Me

I just had to explain Among Us to my dad. End me


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2 years ago

!!Spoilers for The Owl House!!

I don't see Hunter x Willow. I've never seen it. I highly doubt there will be any time to develop their relationship and if they do end up together it'll feel rushed. We have 2 episodes left and the group still need to

- find Eda and King

- defeat Belos

- defeat the Collector

- find a way to the human realm

I highly doubt Hillow or Wunter or whatever it's called will happen


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2 years ago

Who SkyGo thinks i am:

- a breastfeeding mother

- who can't get her (his?) peen to rise

- who gambles

Who i really am:

- a depressed bitch who simps over Lucifer


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1 year ago

Hear me out...a magician who uses his magic tricks for petty crimes

He's sitting on the train when he hears "tickets" from down the carrige. He panics as he realises he's lost his ticket. The voice approaches him and he comes up with an idea.

Conductor: ticket please sir

The magician, patting himself down: i swear i had it on me

Conductor: you'll have to get off at the next stop if you've lost it

Magician: can i quickly check under your hat?

Conductor, knowing how the trick will work as millions of magicians have done this before: fine

The magician takes the conductor's hat off the conductor and feels inside it, finding a ticket

Magician, showing the ticket: i knew it was in there

Conductor: thank you, sir, now please return my hat

Magician: i never said the trick was done

He summons his apprentice out of nowhere (she was just sitting next to him)

Magician: i'll now hand your hat to my lovely apprentice right here and with one simple word, it'll vanish before your very eyes

The conductor just watches, tired of magicians making his hat vanish. The magician hands the hat to his apprentice and waves his hands around

Magician: RUN!

The apprentice sprints down the train

Conductor: she stole my hat

Magician: no, no. She made it vanish

Conductor: i'm calling the cops


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1 year ago
Let's Take It From The Top

Let's take it from the top

2 years ago

Came here for the memes, stayed here for the


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