Update:

Update:

For some reason, astarion is obsessed with me even though I never really gave him much attention or did anything to get his approval 😭

Me: "I'm not going to romance shadowheart."

Also me: *continues to keep her at my side 'just because I like her'*

Cries in bi misery, there's too many people I want to romance...

SAPPHIC BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS?

Resisting the urge to make another blog for arcane fics even though I have an elder scrolls and an anime one already.

Lord help. (I just need more arcane x readers. Can the fandom come alive again)

Am I bisexual or do u have a bad case of comphet?

(This weeks question)

Sister Sage is easily becoming one of my favourite characters in The Boys. The foreshadowing that she presents is ☆stunning☆ and I can't wait to see what she does — but I do think that she's trying to destroy the seven from the inside, as she should.

Also, I was hoping for HomelanderxSage, I think it would make for a better betrayal, he finally meets someone who 'meets his match', so to speak, who he sees as an equal just to realise she was deceiving him just like everyone else in his life.

Dio with a gender neautral female S/O who is soooo small and skinny and fragile headcanons

dio loves that you are so short and small and tiny because it reminds him of his favorite food froot loops, which are also very small

he is secretly afraid that one day he’ll accidentally step on you or sit on you and crush all your brittle little bird bones because he didn’t see you due to you being so small

he in fact accidentally breaks your bones very often, he can’t help it because he so strong and big vampire with powers

he once cheated on you with a pencil because he got the two of you confused