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rainy

all around horrible person, with the occasional incorrect quote or shitpost

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Steve, Making A Pb&j: Hey Buck, Pass Me The Butter Knife

steve, making a pb&j: hey buck, pass me the butter knife

bucky, murderous ex-assassin: *hands steve one of his daggers*

steve, screeching: tHATS A M U R D ER KNIFE

bucky, also screeching: BUTTER CAN BE CUT WITH A N Y K N I F E

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derived-from-song
4 years ago

bruce, a doctor: herpes are an organ

tony, technically a doctor but not that kind of doctor: i have lots of organs

bruce: including herpes?

tony:

bruce:

tony:

tony:...not that you can prove

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derived-from-song
5 years ago

*bucky and tony having sex*

bucky: *pulls out a knife*

tony:

bucky: anything can be a dildo if youre brave enough

tony:

tony: i mean yeah

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derived-from-song
5 years ago

natasha: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse

steve: please tell me those arent the names of your fists

natasha: theyre actually my feet

natasha: i'm more of a kicker

steve:

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derived-from-song
4 years ago

tony: *does something bad*

tony: dont come for my tits, but-

steve, already dialling pepper: oh god

tony: hey stop assuming, thats rude

steve, pausing: *raises his eyebrows and gives tony the l o o k*

tony:

tony: ok you know what fuck you

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derived-from-song
5 years ago

*texting*

tony: hey

clint: hey?

tony: i can't sleep :/

clint: i can. goodnight

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